CORPORAL ERIC BONKERS, MP
SEE ME, I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY LITTLE FINGER.
ADMIRAL SIR LIBERACE WEST
PRIME MINISTERIAL POODLE
ADMIRAL SIR LIBERACE WEST
PRIME MINISTERIAL POODLE
HELLO, SAILOR.
ERIC JOYCE, MAN WAS ONLY A CORPORAL, WASN'T HE?
I'M A FUCKING REAR ADMIRAL
NewLabour's two ex-servicemen, Major Eric Bonkers and Admiral Sir Tie and Handkerchief are bitching at one another. Cpl. Bonkers, the nation's most expensive and soon to be former MP who quit the army because it wouldn't do as he ordered has lashed out at Gordon Angry and Repusive Brown over the fuck-up that is Afghanistan; the Admiral, famous for not being independent, has vowed to scratch Joyce's eyes out. That's about it.
ERIC JOYCE, MAN WAS ONLY A CORPORAL, WASN'T HE?
I'M A FUCKING REAR ADMIRAL
NewLabour's two ex-servicemen, Major Eric Bonkers and Admiral Sir Tie and Handkerchief are bitching at one another. Cpl. Bonkers, the nation's most expensive and soon to be former MP who quit the army because it wouldn't do as he ordered has lashed out at Gordon Angry and Repusive Brown over the fuck-up that is Afghanistan; the Admiral, famous for not being independent, has vowed to scratch Joyce's eyes out. That's about it.
3 comments:
I think that's a fair summary, Mr Ishmael. Handbags at dawn, perhaps?
Major Eric was described by his senior officers as "unemployable", before going on to lesser things by becoming an MP, thereby proving their point.
I understand he is not popular in his constituency and is expected to lose his seat?
One would expect, in a sane, or even just a punitive universe that every last bastard one of them would lose their seats. Maybe this is a move to distance himself from the imminent NewLabour railcrash. He could always become defence spokesperson for the Esther Rantzen Party; him, Terry Waite and Rantzern, who could stand against them?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
You two should do the news on the tele.
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