Saturday, 12 September 2009

KEEP THE HOME FIRES BURNING.

Eeyar, Mrs, 'ave this. It's instead of yer old man, oo won't be comin' 'ome on account of 'ow 'e fell, fell, like, worn't butchered by bayonets or 'ad 'is guts blown out, just fell, for King an' Country, like, defendin' us all from the 'orrible Hun, 'im wot does unspeakables to nuns and little kiddies, 'im wot must be destroyed and not ever allowed to bccome one of our greatest allies and a responsible member of NATO and one of our most valuable trading partners, fuck me no, Mrs, your old man didn't fall just so's that could 'appen now. Keep the 'ome fires burning Mrs. Just 'ang on to this medal, 'ere, as proof of 'ow much better you are wiv yer old man brown bread, and not cuddlin' up wiv you at night and raising them kiddies, orphans now, of course.

Below is the keepsake given to all bereaved during the war to end all wars.



HE DIED FOR FREEDOM AND HONOUR.


Queen Elizabeth the Second is today presenting similar gewgaws to those bereaved in service of Bush, Obama and GlobaCorp. The press love it. Last night of the Proms tonight. Soon be Remembrance Sunday. No business like show business.

16 comments:

lilith said...

I have a penny coin from the year of my birth. Looking at it today and wondering if it was "lucky" or just clutter. It looks a lot like this medal. I think you have helped me with a decision on its fate.

an ex-apprentice said...

My wife once told me how her Mum had impressed upon her the need to always keep your hand on your halfpenny.

Thankfully, I was able to convince her otherwise. Presumably, Mrs Lilith, a penny is twice as rewarding?

desperate to wear the tee-shirt, better not ask if i look a tit in it said...
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