The dancing queen,
young and true,
My shoes are my children.
Gosh, if only the vermin in the parliamentary labour party could act so decisively then dopey Angela Eagle wouldn't have been floundering about, today, making her leadership non-announcement to a handful of cub reporters who had wandered into the wrong building,
From the BBC first?
OK, from the British press, then?
OK, anybody else?
Got any questions?
About my announcement?
OK. Fuck you all, then.
You're all homo-wotsits, then, phobics.
And we'll stop you voting for us.
Just have MPs voting for each other.
As we in the Labour party are pioneering.
In the Tory party, Jeremy Corbyn would just have been bullied out of the way by a malevolent press, as was Andrea Leadsom, and the useless, dowdy, sneery Ms Eagle would have been busy rewarding those in her party who, like Tory MPs, had stilled Democracy's voice.
It is reported as a fait accompli, this coup in the Tory party, skymadeupnewsandfilth insisting that this is what the Tory members in the country want, what they really, really want. It is, in fact, pure Blairish Labour strategy, an attempt to wrest back for themselves a power to which they are not entitled.
I wonder what dirt thay had on Andrea Leadsom, must have been something excruciating. I think PLP Labour has already shot its poison-bolt at Corbyn - his involvenement with Diane Abbot being the worst they could throw at him, oh, yes, and he didn't fiddle his expenses like the rest of them - now he is damned for the democratically expressed views of 17-odd million people across the land and is simply seen as an obstacle in the politicians' war against the people, a war in which Mrs Leadsome is but the latest casualty.
We must await the verdict of Tories in the country, should we ever be allowed to hear it.
In the meantime, since most of the voluble Tory MP Brexiteers were merely going through the career motions, we should expect a swift return to normal - renewed austerity, privatisation, foreign military interventions, continued membership of the EU and an even more ingrained level of spivvery than we have yet seen..
Well, of course Adam and I stand ready to serve Wall Street and the Pentagon to the very best of our abilities. Just as we have always done. No, of course he doesn't need to be elected, he goes everywhere with me.
If this rotten cunt, Fox and his boyfriend find their way back into May's government we should all more urgently wish Mr Trump bon chance et bon aventure.