LET NOT TO THE MARRIAGE OF TRUE MINDS ADMIT IMPEDIMENT
Mr & Mrs Gnasher,
the Tribesmen's First Couple
mr walter asked if Mr Gnasher, Scotland's First Gentleman, also known as Mr Peter Murrel, CEO of the Tribesmen's Party, salary £120,000 a year, was in fact 66 years old.
Mrs Gnasher Murrel, Scotland's First FishWife, salary £115,000 a year, all found, is 45, 21 years his junior. The couple are childless, having married in 2010,
when he was 60, she 39.
Mrs Alec Salmond, born 1937, is 78
and almost invisible.
The FatMan, himself, is 61, 17 years her junior.
The couple are childless,
having married when he was 26 and she 43.
TWO FIRST MINISTERS BORROW SOME CHILDREN,
FOR APPEARANCE'S SAKE.
Grooming doesn't have to be a dirty word.