WO IST MEIN PANZER?
NASTY TORY PIECE OF SHIT, MAUDE.
The public will know that as a minister in the unelected govament I do my bit for charity, a five per cent cut in my salary of £140k is quite a blow, let me tell you, one which I can only absorb by judicious management of my expenses, otherwise the loss would come out of my pocket and not theirs, as it so clearly should. But like all politicians, I like to lead not by example, but by insisting that people do as I say and not as I do. Fuck me, no, where would we be if the whole country carried on like us.
Many of the public, it is true, once we get going, won't have any salaries or indeed benefits from which to make charitable deductions but we are giving them an opportunity, nevertheless, to make a contribution to charity. Govament servants, lightly armed with Tasers and CS gas and cattle prods will be touring groups of unemployed and homeless people and taking from them their wedding rings, nose piercings and suchlike - rather like those AnyOldGold adverts on the telly, except that in this case they won't even get the derisory tenner in return - and we will then melt them down to help fund the royal wedding, about which the whole country is so excited. We have a thousand year tradition, at least, of the poor giving to the rich and we in the unelected govament of shit-eating arse bandits, flagellators, necrophiliacs, child molesters and Simon Hughes are committed to maintaining and extending the opportunities for people to give. Sieg Heil!
(gets cock out and sings: Tories, Tories, uber alles.........)
Maude, the cunt, and his thieving chums in the banks have announced that when withdrawing their cash, those who have any, people will be able to simultaneously make a donation to charity. You have to laugh because if you cried you know you'd fill a lake with tears.