COKE FIEND, POSEUR, BULLY, RACIST, SEXIST PIG AND BIG BROTHER CONTESTANT FOUND GUILTY OF BEING A LYING ARSEHOLE.
An Edinburgh jury has found Mr Tommy Sheridan guilty of perjury, deciding that he lied on oath in his victorious libel case against Poxy Rupert & skymadeupnewsandfilth. Almost single-handedly, therefore, this gobby prick - although aided by his consigliere, another gobby prick, Scotland is overblessed with them, Mr John Aberdein, an author of dirty books - has not only destroyed the left in Scotland but handed Murdoch another victory.
Bailed until January and blustering outside court, today, Sheridan maintained his innocence, even though sixty people gave evidence against him, former friends, former comrades, his best man, strangers; hoping to repeat his amazing and barely credible earlier victory, the preening gabshite insisted on representing himself; happily, he did so all too well. He will be a hero in jail and a media darling on release, too thick, too self-obsessed for considerations like repentance.
He tried to run the Scottish Socialist Party like the Russian Communist Party, nasty little henchmen despatched to tell local people what Tommy's line was on this or that; if his much vaunted adulterous marriage was conducted anything like his political affairs then Gail - herself a gobby unkown, blown-up with conceit and self-righteousness - against whom charges were dropped, may well find standing by her man a hypocrisy too far, even for her.
YEAH, WE'S HAVE WON TWO HUNNERD GRAND.
MISS MATALAND IN HAPPIER TIMES.
If only scabby old Rupert would set his dogs, now, on the likes of Smirking Jim Wallace, former Scottish LibDem leader, Tavish McHooter, the current leader, Useless Jack McConnell, former first minister and the revolting and doomed lard bucket, Salmond, Oh what fun we should have; that gang, though, better adjusted than Sheridan, know which cocks not to bite.