I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE ARE RAISING TUITION FEES.
Well, there may have been iss-yoos with colleagues but we've got the legislation through. And with my friends in the riot police, we are demonstrating the new politics at work. Y'know, democracy is a woderful thing, especially when one hasn't been elected to government, like none of us have, or is it has? I'm never sure. Often I don't know what it is I'm talking about. Good job the nation loves me for my dancing. And my joke about Mr Bean. Rotten, lying piece of shiteating garbage? Well, I would be very careful about what I said, if I was you, or else we may have to put the police on you; we're not really liberal you know, at least, not in the sense of being liberal. Just ask my colleague, Straight Simon Hughes, the famous gaybashing homosexual. Must run, have to meet with colleagues for a snack, yes, in the toilet, if you must know.