Well, the first thing is to say that everybody does it, said Gerry, a handsome, clever young doctor.
Taking bribes or abandoning three infants while you go on the piss, it's all the same. I mean, who hasn't left their infants alone and at risk, who hasn't taken a bribe? It really is unhelpful to pretend that there's something wrong in shockingly bad behaviour. I mean, our difficulty was only with little children, yours is so much more important, being about money.
Yeah, said Cilla, a beautiful and clever young doctor, and the other thing is just to not answer any questions them bizzies ask you. They have such a cheek, asking you all them questions like that, just cos you're gorgeous, like I am.
And the other thing, added Dr Gerry, helpfully, in his soft Scottish whine, is to blame the police for everything, I mean if they'd been looking after the children, as they should have been, none of this would have happened to poor little Wotsername. What you need to do is blame the police for not doing their job right, it's actually their fault that you took the bribe.
And the other thing is that you can turn this to your advantage, like, continued beautiful |Cilla. You know, like the public'll stand for the three-card trick; just tell 'em that you need their help to get away with it and they'll send you shitloads of money, pay-off your mortgage and everything. With our help you can all win Sportsman of the Year Award, never mind get convicted; just like everybody thinks we're great parents, like, even though we're shit.. Yeah, I know, fab, innit. That'll be ten grand, please. To help us find Madeleine, like.