Tuesday 16 March 2010

THE THINGS THEY SAY. ALEC McLARD

FAT ALEC SALMOND
TAKES HIS OLD MOTHER FOR A WEE WALK



Speaking a couple of weeks ago, the Leader of the Jock Tribesmen observed:
"Political attack blogs, this isn't what the Internet is for."

The voice of tyranny.

5 comments:

Dick the Prick said...

He's right though - it's for porn!

PT Barnum said...

So has he been reading this blog from Holyrood or his mother's house?

yardarm said...

So as well as sucking on three taxpayer teats he`s now internet monitor and moderator too is he ? He`ll be after a salary for that, as well.

Does he walk to his limo or is he crowbarred out of his office and rolled along like a fucking barrel ?

call me ishmael said...

There was an Eating For Scotland Festival a year or so back. Honest, not invent, The most obese part of the UK had an eating festival, it's the sort of fucwit thing which happens in Smart, Successful Scotland. Salmond, already then three-bellies fat, was all over Jock telly saying he was signed-up for eating duties, the least he could do, he said.

The wee woman is his much senior wife, rarely seen in public. Here in Ishmaelia and in stanislavia we promoted the Lavenderness of the Brown marriage with the consequence that Sarah-George is rarely out of sight. I wonder if Mrs Salmond might, similarly, be persuaded to be more often at her husband's side; before, that is, the gabshite drops down from a heart attack.

The quote about the Internet is accurate, I wrote it down at the time. Not only, mr yardarm, did he say it but no-one challenged him. Scotland, best part of England.

call me ishmael said...

I don't think, mr ptb, that Wee Alec troubles his heid aboot us; I believe he was referring to quasi-official Labour and Tory blogs, but I hope you are right, nevertheless.