Friday, 26 March 2010


"This week, dogfighting, here on the BBC."

"You can kiss my sweet black ass, you horrible, old scrote."

"Mwoh. Just like that."

"If I close my eyes, maybe that image will go away."


Dark Lochnagar said...

That was a good laugh. I thought Abbot had her by the balls and I MEAN balls!

call me ishmael said...

Hi Mr DL

I felt like I've portrayed Portillo feeling; it was a bizarre show, even by their own standards.

Dick the Prick said...

I don't know how you can do it. I used to join in the live blogs over at Biased BBC which gave me a bit of stamina to make it through QT but even that offers no comfort to horrible, whining, fucking bastards. I suppose there's always drink & drugs - maybe next Thursday with jollies the day after (although it's probably not on as they need their 3 week holidays dontcha know?)

PT Barnum said...

Having missed the programme, based solely on the stills here I would have to conclude that what was in fact broadcast was a 1970s soft porn movie. Am I right?

call me ishmael said...

Rantzen, in a miniskirt, was revoltingly coquettish, frightened the life out of playboy Neil. Me, too, and I'm the best part of a thousand miles away. I think she sees herself as an irresistible femme fatale, so, yes, she would agree with you. Be glad, mr ptb, that you missed it.

Uranus, The Magician said...

Esther Rancid is a self righteous ugly old cow, who can't wait to join the pigs at the public trough.
Portillo is a Spanish waiter.
Brillo is a vile Scotchman.
Abbot is a fat "yo momma"

mongoose said...

"...Z-list celebrity..." Ouch! An appalling display of vacuous nonsense. Abbott's point seemed to be that only proper politicians should be allowed. It brought to mind the old maxim - anyone wanting to be a politician shouldn't be allowed to be one.

call me ishmael said...

Yes, I agree with both of the foregoing; all those people are all those things but the logic of the argument was with Esther Thong, the ghastly pig, the conceit and the vile, unspeakable arrogance and hatred for outsiders was with, oozing from Abbo the Hulk.