Thursday 18 March 2010

THE ENEMY WITHOUT

STRIKE NEWS, IT'S WAR NOW.

MR WILLIE O'WALSH AND HIS PLUCKY BOARD OF DIRECTORS
PREPARE A BA FLIGHT FOR TAKE-OFF.

Oh my, oh my; those frogs, what are they like? And the Portugeezers, aren't they satisfied with having upset Gerry & Cilla McCann, Britain's Number One Parents?

Apparently not. Seems that the cheese-eating surrender monkeys, as well as having a dwarf president, married, for now, to a warbling slapper, are about to upset the noble lord, Mick the Greek Adonis and his mate, Peter, the Lord Crabs - the Mike and Bernie Winters of the House of Lords - by going on strike against Wee Willie O'Winkie, the chief leprechaun of British Very Expensive Airways.

Cabin Staff from six unions at Air France are walking out, or not boarding their planes in support of Unite members striking at BA for three days from March 28th. The Portugeezers are walking out from March 26th to 31st.

Unions - pilots, ground staff, baggage handlers air traffic controllers and cabin crew - in a further 123 countries are said to be willing to down trolleys and headsets in solidarity with BA staff; perhaps they have never heard of Michael Adonis.

In the US, the Teamsters Union, which could paralyse the airports in support of Unite workers, is saying nothing at present for fear of being injucted by the sort of judge we referred to a while back.

Might it actually be that ordinary workers, all around the world, are finally telling arrogant little pinstripe fuckpigs like Willie Walsh, braying arriviste politicos like Cameron, the criminal bankers, the greedy, thieving, degenerate legislators and bureaucrats and the whole, rotten, stinking New World Order of longer hours, less pay and no pensions that they can all go and fuck themselves?

per ardua ad astra

4 comments:

Edgar said...

Optimism - the triumph of second marriage over experience ... or something like that. It has come to a curious pass, Mr Ishmael, when chaos seems an improvement and strife a relief: but that is how it seems to me. Aeroplanes? Who needs 'em?

call me ishmael said...

"chaos seems an improvement and strife a relief." Yes, that's it.

mongoose said...

If Unite is behaving so badly, will McBroon send all their lovely money back to them? Answers on a postcard... Or is it more canny than that?

Who is head of Unite? Exactly. Will not we have a magnificent Eve of Election tour de force of statesmanlike crisis evasion by The Great One? "Vote for Me, I have saved your summer holidays too!"

call me ishmael said...

Maybe out of Brown's hands, if the Teamsters are really involved; aren't they the late Jimmy Hoffa's homeboys? Y'know, proper muscle, bury you alive if they felt like it and certainly piss all over Wee Willie Winkie's dreams of conquest. I do hope so.