FROM THE FILTH-O-GRAPH LEADER PAGE
Harry’s special bonds
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Prince Harry’s tour of the United States has so far been an unqualified success, revealing once again his qualities as a communicator. After drawing large crowds of female fans, who gathered to glimpse Britain’s “most eligible bachelor”, the Prince went on to win admiration for his easy and sensitive rapport with veterans. He laid a wreath to “my comrades-in-arms of the United States of America” at Arlington National Cemetery, bonded with “wounded warriors” left disabled by military service, and enjoyed a game of the paralympic sport of sitting volleyball.
There is a special bond between those who have seen battle, one that Prince Harry articulates with humour and warmth. His time spent in Afghanistan has turned him into a precious asset for the UK – a Royal ambassador who understands what it means to serve one’s country. Make you puke, wouldn't it? Bless.
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"So for the children of Seaside Heights in New Jersey, a visit from Prince Harry was the best possible diversion from their daily struggle to rebuild their lives following the devastation of Superstorm Sandy last year."
This , above, from some illiterate, house-trained Filth-O-Grapher.
Best possible diversion, eh, a cardboard, cut-out warrior-prince ? And what he's diverting them from is their betrayal by their useless president. Be much better if they'd received some of the money promised them by pre-election President Obie. Better that than them providing a photo-op for a pugnacious, drunken, Ruritanian Brit-Git, trying to burnish his shitty, inebriate, cock-waving image.
Reeking of wealth, greed and privilege, he loves this, doesn't he, just like his sainted-but-tainted mother, mixing with the diseased and the damaged and the have-nots; have-not homes, have-not limbs, doesn't matter, this cunt'll show up with a film crew and shake your hand, if you've got one.
Crawling across the Arctic on your stumps? Cap'n Harry'll be there. Got no arms and wanna climb the Matterhorn? H is yer man. Just as long as you are, in some way, a lesser person than he and will, therefore, make him look better, make him look gracious-through-condescension; well, that's what all we need, here in the press. And at the Palace.
How long are people going to put up with this horseshit? string 'em all up, 'sthe only language these filthy poncing bastards understand. With piano wire, pour encourager les autres
Frankie Boyle Tweet: "If a Chinook crashed onto the Afghan Cup Final the press'd write a story on how the smoke from the burning flesh gave Prince Harry a cough."