I am all for the rehabilitation of offenders, just not while they're still on a tag, on a curfew and still serving a sentence.
HOW WAS PRISON, SIR?
Couldn't swear to it but I think that was the PBC's reporter, enquiring of Sir, how was prison.
She just can't resist the cameras, can she, Vicky. I love the snaps where she and her entourage are marching along with large cups of coffee in their hands, like they were having a Power Elevenses, silly old bint.
Ms Pryce would like to thank all the people who have supported her, including her fellow residents. She now hopes to resume her career as an economist. Although why anyone - anyone - would believe a word she says, after her lying to the police, to the public and to two juries, I'm fucked if I know. Apologise? Fuck no, why should she apologise?
We're too sexy for our briefs.
This is Huw Welshman with the six o clock news from the PBC and we're joined by our perverting the course of justice editor, Vicki Ptyce, Vicky, what lies have you got for us?
Well, Huw, I didn't do it, even though I swore I did, or is it the other way round, I did do it, even though I swore I didn't. Woddevva, it was all his fault.