Hello viewers, if you're in poverty and desperate for a bit of money, I have somehting really important to say to you, in my cultivated but genial, erudite but friendly way.
And you just know you can trust me, because I'm off the BBC, I'm that decrepit old queen who's been poncing a living there for, well you know, sometimes it seems like forever and then, at other times, it seems like Just A Minute!
Mr Nicholas Parsons of WongaRobUBlind plc
The thing is, you see, that at Wonga Loans you can decide how quickly you want to repay the loan - and some of our customers actually do - or, when you fall into difficulty, here at Wonga we'll only charge you interest at just over two thousand per cent per year.
It doesn't matter how poor you are, here at Wonga we'll take you on and in less than JustAMinute! you'll be even poorer.
Go on, get into more debt than you ever dreamed of. Trust me, I'm Nicholas Parsons. Off Radio Four.
They should sack this rancid old creep.
Not bad enough that my license money goes to keep nonces in fresh young meat
but now this slimy old shitbag, whose only credential is his BBC presence, is encouraging diabolical usury.