Mr Tiny Speaker nearly shows Mrs Tiny Speaker's drawers to the boys.
The Filth-o-graph can reveal that Mr Tiny Speaker is worse than the last bastard, Gorbals Mick.
Mr and Mrs Tiny Speaker, already on a huge salary and armour-plated pension, insist that the taxpayer stump up for a large TV and DVD player, because of the children; that the free flat be redecorated to the tune of £45, 000, because of the children. Oh and Sky, too, because of the children.
Mr and Mrs Tiny Speaker, or you and I, have also spent just over a grand a week on entertaining - piss ups - since the wee fellow was elected. Plus ca change, plus ca meme chose.