Doctors know best.
Well, the police are clearly the victims here and we should all remember that; and the doctors, obviously, Cilla and I being doctors ourselves and beyond reproach. And what needs to be understood about these parents is that instead of going out and getting pissed-up with their mates and leaving the kids alone in a strange house, in a strange town in a strange country, what these people did is care for their little kid and actually spend some time with him.
We can only hope that they are punished to the fullest extent of the law. And that the police have a nice sunny holiday at taxpayers' expense, as so many of them have in our case.
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