Thursday 1 March 2012

FAMOUS BLOGGER JOINS TITS'N'ASS MAG. I OWE IT TO MY DAUGHTERS, SAYS COLONEL VON FAWKES, AS HE JOINS BABES! BABES! BABES! RAG

 

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GUIDO FAWKES: PLOTS, RUMOURS AND CONSPIRACY

DAILY STAR SUNDAY
ABOVE: Guido Fawkes brings you all the gossip from the corridors of power
ABOVE: Labour’s Eric Joyce
ABOVE: Gloria De Piero
27th February 2012

By Paul Staines and Harry Cole

THEY’VE been getting away with it for too long... MPs, Lords, advisers, spin doctors. None of them are safe. We’ve been exposing their scandals, wrongdoing and corruption on our blog for years. And from today we’ll be bringing the gossip and whispers from the corridors of power to YOU. Accept no imitations – THIS is the new political column that will have Parliament quaking. Read it every week. They will.

• LABOUR MPs are confused why two of the shadow cabinet seem o be spending an awful lot of time together.

Their briefs overlap – in the political sense – so you would expect them to bump into each other here and there.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I was a younger man I quite liked females with their thre'penny bits out.

Then I got married and had a daughter, and realised that all these 'ladies' are somebody's daughter too.

It's not good. It really isn't.


Disco Dave

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call me ishmael said...

It is the view of the Committee that the apostrophe jihadist is the lowest form of cyber life, his repellence exceeded only by the typo tyrant. An independent survey conducted here, once upon a time, found that by Oh, a very long way, there were far fewer errors of syntax, spelling and punctuation at Call Me Ishmael than in most newspapers and most govament documents, statements and press releases, all of whom employed regiments of proof-readers, and sub editors.


(see stanislav, a young polish plumber on fucking apostrophe jihad bastard)

Anonymous said...

The committee's getting spooky.

Disco Dave