FORMER TORTURE SECKATRY SMARMING ON NEWSNIGHT.
I agree with the prime minister.
Tough on crime, only not war crime, clearly.
Mr Jack Torture, looking like a PR man for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, made a welcome return to BBC Televiasion last night. Asked by the corporation's grunting transexual hunchback, Mr or Ms Kirsty Wark
about recent sentencing controversies, the creepy bastard said that he was quite relaxed about savage, wholly unjustified and MediaMinster-directed sentencing in the British courts.
If someone deliberately misleads parliament, the United Nations and most importantly, if I may say so, Kirsty, Newsnight viewers, about the existence of weapons of mass destruction, if one acts, if I may say so, as, if I may remind you, a lawyer, with others in the preparation of false dossiers and if one thereby incites a holocaustal war,
bringing death, injury, homelessness and terror to hundreds of thousands of entirely innocent human beings and, most importantly, if I may say so, as a lawyer and the former Justice minister, causes evidence obtained by the foulest torture to be admitted into the British Courts then one really should expect to be harshly dealt with by the Courts, although, of course, I haven't been.
You'll never get me in one of these places fuck no, if I may say so.
Chilcot Report? Oh, do fuck off.