Thursday 1 May 2014

RUPERT NOT ARRESTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST ELECTORATE.

 ARE ALL ARMY OFFICERS LIKE THIS, STUPID, BOMBASTIC AND BENT?

GREEDY TORY GIT, MERCER. 

I'm fessing-up to a big bad, 'sthe sort of a CO I am. 
 If you do a big bad, you should fess-up 
and not under any circumstances be punished for it.
Fessing-up, that's the main thing.  Stand easy, there.
Cunt of a man.


This is the  news that former Colonel Patrick Rupert Golightly-Jockstrap is not to be punished  in any way for trousering bribes and misusing his position as a legislator;  fuck me, no, where would we be if we started doing that?

The whole, typical cover-up has been deflected by focusing attention on polygamous expenses fiddler, Smokey Nige, leader of  the Man InThe Pubbers' Party, a diversion with which he, never camera shy, has co-operated whole-heartedly, proving, after all, that he is one of the boys.

The question should not have been Is Smokey Nige too  Chicken to stand for  Rupert's seat;  instead, it should have been why isn't Rupert facing criminal charges? This is the second time in a couple of weeks that a criminal legislator has been allowed-off Scot-free.

NEWS EGGSTRA

LION OF BRUSSELS FLEES ATTACK BY  EGG OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
HAREM MASTER HUSTLED INTO ARMOURED CAR AT OUTBURST OF DEMOCRACY,

 MR FARAGE LEFT THE SCENE OF THE ATTACK HURRIEDLY, YELLING, LOOK, TO BE QUITE FRANK,  I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
 I COULD EARN MUCH MORE FROM WORKING IN THE CITY.


MR  NIGEL COCK CAN'T STAND THE HEAT - AGAIN - AND LEAVES  THE KITCHEN.
SUPPORTERS DEMAND TORCHLIT RALLY.


2 comments:

Mike said...

That bearded baldy deserves a good right-hander a la Prescott. Nige lost an opportunity, there.

jgm2 said...

Nigel is fortunate that Dave Spart has only got access to eggs.

Now that 'racism', real or imagined, is the greatest crime since crime was invented there are no end of self-appointed 'anti-racists' ready to stop such thought-crime in its tracks. Via the medium of eggs.

I'm reminded of these peedopheelia trials where some blacked-out police transit van pulls up next to the courthouse and a 'spontaneous' mob of unemployed 16 year-old pram-pushers and track-suit wearing chain-smokers are there to chuck eggs and shout abuse and otherwise demonstrate what upstanding members of society they are.

Methinks they do protest too much.