Hague hints at Hollywood future.
And I write books, too, about other politicians.
Yes, Willy, get your people to call my people and we'll do lunch.
Missing you already.
Well, mr deputy ishmael, it may be ay long way, from here to Hollywood, but as we say in Yorkshire, there's nowt s'queer as me, I mean folks.
No, I do think there may well be a film role or two to be played by ay middle-aged man, ripplingly fit, with ay challengingly masculine haircut, ay rather, mr deputy ishmael, ay rather, if I may say so, better educated individual than is, for instance, Mr Bruce Willis. And let's face it, having been foreign seckatry I can, in all sincerity, confirm that all the world's ay stage, mr deputy ishmael, and we are all, we are all wotsanames. And as you, mr deputy ishmael, as you yourself are constantly reminding us, here in MediaMinster, there is no business like showbusiness. Mrs Hague's uterus? Yes it's fine, thanks, I can show you some x-rays; when I do that, it proves I'm not gay,