Tuesday, 15 July 2014


Hague hints at Hollywood future.
And I write books, too, about other politicians.
Yes, Willy, get your people to call my people and we'll do lunch.
Missing you already.

Well, mr deputy ishmael, it may be  ay long way, from here to Hollywood,  but as we say in Yorkshire, there's nowt s'queer as me, I mean folks.

No, I do think there may well be a film role or two  to be played by ay middle-aged man, ripplingly fit, with ay challengingly masculine haircut, ay rather, mr deputy ishmael, ay rather, if I may say so, better educated individual than is, for instance, Mr Bruce Willis.  And let's face it, having been foreign seckatry I can, in all sincerity, confirm that all the world's ay stage, mr deputy ishmael, and we are all, we are all wotsanames. And as you, mr deputy ishmael, as you yourself are constantly reminding us, here in MediaMinster,  there is no business like showbusiness.  Mrs Hague's uterus?  Yes it's fine, thanks, I can show you some x-rays; when I do that, it proves I'm  not gay,

or worse.


Anonymous said...

Thanks Mr I. He's gonna need deep eye sockets where he's headed. No amount of UN or charity work can save him.... SG

Caratacus said...

Because I am an ageing cynic, Mr I, my first thought when I heard this little snippet was - how many days or weeks before he is arrested and interviewed by a couple of large and unsympathetic (and hopefully honest) constables pursuant to investigations ongoing.

Wouldn't do for a Forrin Seckatry to be implicated, but as Leader of the Brothel - I'm so sorry, I mean House - it would be marginally less bothersome.

call me ishmael said...

Whatever it proves to be, your majesty, Hague's future, it will be something unwholesome.

Mike said...

Is the bint auditioning for Mother Teresa? Someone must be paying for all that faux sincerity?

call me ishmael said...

Looks like she just slipped out of the crypt, to me, mr mike.

Rosevidney Rustic said...

Best wishes for a speedy and full recovery, Mr I :-)