Tuesday, 28 April 2009

LEARN LATIN WITH JOHN THE PIEMAN

 
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OPTIMIO LIBIDO DELABOR, POST FRAGMENTUM, SIMILITER ?
(FANCY DROPPING 'EM, LOVE, AFTER THE CHIPS, LIKE?)




AS AN OCCASIONAL FEATURE WE PRESENT EXTRACTS FROM JOHN PRESCOTT'S TEACH YOURSELF LATIN, TODAY:

Da mihi sis bubulae frustrum assae, solana tuberosa in modo gallico fricta, ac quassum lactatum coagulatum crassum - Give me a hamburger, french fries, and a milk shake.


Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo - I'll have a pizza with everything on it


Brevis esse latoro obscurus fio - When I try to be brief, I speak gobbledegook

Ego ilius nullius inutilis optiumus cupidus - I am a useless, fat, greedy bastard.

Simply learn with John. A few phrases a day and soon you might be coked out of your brains and in charge of London, like brilliant Classics scholar Bo-Jo, or wearing a wig and bullying people down the Old Bailey.

Don't miss tomorrow's opportunity to Learn With John.

26 comments:

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Si monumentum requiris, Ginger Spice.

In expansive mood - twas ever thus - Thugshite continues the lesson: "On the subject of ancient tongues, I should probably not add that I was once unreliably informed that anus anus - so good they named it twice, like - is Romantic for't back passage of an old dear. What do you mean is that accusative or genital? Do you want some?"

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Masterful

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Rab C. Nesbitt said...

What's latin for 'bawbag'?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Cos that's what tubby Prescott is.

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Dear Mr Nesbitt, wouldn't that be "scrotum"?

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