FULL SPEED ASTERN.

Mr Mervyn NoBrains

Two twos are seven, two sevens are sixteen, three sevens are forty-eight...

Ring a ring of roses

the Governor's got no clotheses

stagnation, inflation

we all fall down.

Mr Gideon Ponce, Chancellor of the Exchequer

Gad, sir; we must bear down on the defecit, they are all in it together.

billions to the bankers,

a Treasury full of wankers

a trust fund, a trust fund

so I'm alright,

Jack.

FINANCIAL DIMWIT ENDORSES COALITION CUTS

Mr Merv, manager of the Bank of England, a wholly-owned

subsidiary of the National Chopsticks Bank, Peking.

One four is five, two fours are twelve, 

three fours are twenty seven, four fours are.....are...

four fours are..., Oh, can somebody help me?

Why is this prat allowed anywhere near the Bank of England?