The Filth-o-Graph is predicting apocalypse over this Back In The USSR stuff, down there in whatever shithole it is, some horse-drawn economy, some invented five minutes ago nation-state or other, as if Barry and Vlad are going to run to the bunkers over it all. Dave Wisteria, mind you, the lardy, slab-faced moron, is probly going in, boldly, to chair a meeting of COBRA, y'know, chumps and nincompoops, like BillyBum Hague and Phil Clausewitz Hammond, closeted with dozens of Field Marshals Rupert Golightly-Jockstrap, all wondering where to send HM one working tank or HM one working helicopter, wondering how quickly they can mobilise a platoon of untrained, overweight, part-time territorial cowboys. Fuck me, be a laugh a minute in there, doubt that Vlad'll be shitting his Cossack pantaloons.
It may be that their - Barry and Vlad's - respective financial masters can wring a few dollar-roubles out of a bit of cross-border shooting but World War Three? Not a chance. Or is there?
The odd thing about this latest Obama misadventure is that Telegraph readers, who you would reasonably expect to be pro-Uncle Sam and anti-Russian are overwhelmingly cynical about the role of the Leader of the Free World, as some still call him, comments run at about ten to one in favour of Putin over GlobaDeath. The MediaMinster arm of GlobaCorp will be rattled that it can no longer so easily brainwash its own, native constituency. Maybe its due to the graffiti in the streets of cyberspace, maybe to the MPS exes scandal, maybe part of it is due to UKIP, maybe it is the exposure of the PBC as a hotbed of beasting and corruption, maybe it is the hatred now widely felt for whoever is Nonce Protector General in the Vatican but there has certainly been a change in the weather. Seems that many now think it is we who populate the Evil Empire, we who, in the form of Blair and Co are the Great Satan.
For me, the best, if the hollowest laugh of the month was prompted by the Veep, Joe Bum,
VICE PRESIDENT JOE BUM,
LECTURING FOREIGNERS.
insisting
that you just can't roll into countries and take them over. Joe, if he
can read, and there's no reason to suspect he can, obviously hasn't read
the ten-volume Smithsonian History of the US, the study of which currently occupies a
lot of my time.
'In 1825 the federal government prohibited pioneers from settling in Oklahoma and reserved the land as Indian Territory, a place to relocate Indians who blocked the march of American civilisation (sic) east of the Mississippi. Cherokee, Creek, Chocktaw, Chickasaw and some of the Florida Seminole - known as the five Civilised Tribes - owned fertile lands for growing cotton and crops, lands which the white settlers coveted. So they were the first to be removed to Oklahoma, forcibly escorted by troops. Government forces burned houses and farms, shot resisters, drove away livestock and even opened Cherokee graves to loot silver jewellery. "I fought in the Civil War," a militiaman recounted much later "and have seen men shot to pieces and slaughtered by the thousands but the Cherokee removal was the cruelest work I ever knew." Faced with hunger, insanitary conditions, extreme weather, disease and heartbreak, about 4,000 of the 16,000 who started the journey perished and were buried along the way. The Indians called the route to Oklahoma the Trail of Tears. Cholera ravaged the Choctaw and some Creek walked to Oklahoma in chains.' pp 339-340, The Smithsonian Guide to Historic America - Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, 1990.
This collection contains hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of such pages as those above; at every turn, in every century, in every state, at every opportunity white America has been monstrously criminal, the vicious gutter dregs of Europe murdering, raping, robbin, enslaving and torturing in ways they could only dream of in the back streets of Glasgow and the bogs of Killarney and the tenement swamps of Antwerp and Munich and Paris and Madrid. In a million years you would never wash the blood from the StarSpangled Banner.
Home of the Brave, land of the Free, eh, Mr Vice President Bum?
These people, the injuns, had occupied these lands for twenty-thouand years, through an ice age, originally surviving by killing mammoth with flint-tipped spears until, in an act of - for then - unprecedented Earthcrime, Uncle Sam turned his Gatling guns on their buffalo, with whom they had lived in harmless symbiosis since God was a boy, and wiped them out. People like Vice President Bum's monstrous, bastard, fuckpig ancestors pioneered torture, slavery and ethnic cleansing in a land which their descendants still pollute, ravage and destroy - as they would the world. Someone, some stone-mad Apache or Sioux should kick Joe Biden hard in the face; it is the only language the sonofafuckinggbitch will understand. Leaders of the free world? Do fuck off.
'In 1825 the federal government prohibited pioneers from settling in Oklahoma and reserved the land as Indian Territory, a place to relocate Indians who blocked the march of American civilisation (sic) east of the Mississippi. Cherokee, Creek, Chocktaw, Chickasaw and some of the Florida Seminole - known as the five Civilised Tribes - owned fertile lands for growing cotton and crops, lands which the white settlers coveted. So they were the first to be removed to Oklahoma, forcibly escorted by troops. Government forces burned houses and farms, shot resisters, drove away livestock and even opened Cherokee graves to loot silver jewellery. "I fought in the Civil War," a militiaman recounted much later "and have seen men shot to pieces and slaughtered by the thousands but the Cherokee removal was the cruelest work I ever knew." Faced with hunger, insanitary conditions, extreme weather, disease and heartbreak, about 4,000 of the 16,000 who started the journey perished and were buried along the way. The Indians called the route to Oklahoma the Trail of Tears. Cholera ravaged the Choctaw and some Creek walked to Oklahoma in chains.' pp 339-340, The Smithsonian Guide to Historic America - Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, 1990.
This collection contains hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of such pages as those above; at every turn, in every century, in every state, at every opportunity white America has been monstrously criminal, the vicious gutter dregs of Europe murdering, raping, robbin, enslaving and torturing in ways they could only dream of in the back streets of Glasgow and the bogs of Killarney and the tenement swamps of Antwerp and Munich and Paris and Madrid. In a million years you would never wash the blood from the StarSpangled Banner.
Home of the Brave, land of the Free, eh, Mr Vice President Bum?
These people, the injuns, had occupied these lands for twenty-thouand years, through an ice age, originally surviving by killing mammoth with flint-tipped spears until, in an act of - for then - unprecedented Earthcrime, Uncle Sam turned his Gatling guns on their buffalo, with whom they had lived in harmless symbiosis since God was a boy, and wiped them out. People like Vice President Bum's monstrous, bastard, fuckpig ancestors pioneered torture, slavery and ethnic cleansing in a land which their descendants still pollute, ravage and destroy - as they would the world. Someone, some stone-mad Apache or Sioux should kick Joe Biden hard in the face; it is the only language the sonofafuckinggbitch will understand. Leaders of the free world? Do fuck off.
A GLORIOUS SEVENTH US CAVALRY VICTORY
GOING INTO OTHER COUNTRIES AND MASSACREING THE NATIVES.
AND ANOTHER ONE.
If Mr Bum knew anything, which he doesn't, the dumbfuck, he would know that just
rolling into countries and just taking them over is just the founding
philosophy, the practice, the custom, the habit and the default setting of Uncle Sam; unless you just don't count America as a country,
that is, and just don't count its native people as native people, which, of
course, Mr Bum just doesn't.
AND ANOTHER ONE, IN VIETNAM, WHERE THE MASSACRE'S C.O.,
LT. WILLIAM CALLEY,
WAS ALL BUT GIVEN A MEDAL FOR THIS PARTY.
A DEMONSTRATION OF UNCLE SAM FEARLESSLY
PUTTING WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST
I suppose it might just be that now, more than ever widely despised and ridiculed, even amongs his former satraps, Uncle Sam may kick-off; such an economy as he has is, after all, a war economy; without more wars the rich won't continue getting richer. And the rich stealing from the poor - their land, their labour, their resources - is what Uncle Sam does.
