Following yesterday's revelations by mr anonymous about Mr. Justice Bean's provenance, editor mr verge reminded me that m'learned friend has appeared in these pages before - back in November 2011 and that the following article can be found in the Collected Works.
Monday, 21 November 2011
MORE ALL COPPERS ARE BASTARDS. MR JUSTICE BEANS SAYS FUCK
BEANSMEANSFUCK.
Over at the Filth-o-Graph's Redneck Central poor old Janet Daly is wetting herself over Mr Justice Bean's comments that since police officers are grown-ups they can hardly be insulted by the use of the word fuck by those they are arresting.
When you can't sleep, which, given the times, is probably most nights, have a look at one of the gaycop shows, where Mark and Chris of Avon Police or Dean and Mitch of the West Mids Constabulary, all shiny clean and gelled-up, are chasing twoccing teenagers at high speed or, more disappointingly for them, confronting gangs of betrayed, disaffected, aimless youths who may - result - have one poxy joint between them. What did you say, did you say fuck, I never heard such things, don't you know I'm a police officer? You say fuck again and I'll nick you.
Fuck.
Right, I am arresting you for a breach of the peace and for disrespecting a gay police officer. Anything you say will be taken down in writing, altered and used against you. And if you later say anything which you later rely on for your defence that will be altered too, by me and my mate, making it all up together, in the canteen.
They might not be gay and it doesn't matter if they are; it's just that they are all this strange mixture of macho, body armoured warrior and exfoliated, moisturised, close-cropped pansymen, and that they do all feign outrage and indignation when people swear, almost falling down in a swoon.
A spokesman for the police federation, Acting Sergeant Derek Gob said This is the thin edge of the wedge, this is, Kirsty. First my members are expected to put up with foul and degrading language which they would never dream of using themselves, even when kicking the shit out of people, and the next thing is they'll be ruling that getting your helmet knocked off whilst attacking people in wheelchairs is not enough reason for three months on sick leave or that complicity by my members in sustained serious criminality should no longer be dealt with by early retirement on health grounds with a golden handshake and a full pension. Cunts, these fucking judges, that's what they are.
Daily Telegraph, Nov. 2011 :
The decision by the Court of Appeal to overturn the public order conviction of a young suspect who repeatedly said the “F” word while being searched for drugs, was described as “unacceptable” by police representatives last night. They said the ruling would undermine respect for officers. Overturning Denzel Cassius Harvey’s conviction, Mr Justice Bean said officers were so regularly on the receiving end of the “rather commonplace” expletive that it was unlikely to cause them “harassment, alarm or distress”. Mr Harvey was fined £50 after he bombarded police with foul language while they attempted to search him for cannabis in Hackney, east London.
Peter Smyth, the chairman of the Metropolitan Police Federation, said :
“If judges are going to say you can swear at police then everyone is going to start doing it. I’m not saying that police officers are going to go and hide in the corner and cry if someone tells them to Eff Off, but verbal ab-use is not acceptable and this is the wrong message to be sending out."
The decision by the Court of Appeal to overturn the public order conviction of a young suspect who repeatedly said the “F” word while being searched for drugs, was described as “unacceptable” by police representatives last night. They said the ruling would undermine respect for officers. Overturning Denzel Cassius Harvey’s conviction, Mr Justice Bean said officers were so regularly on the receiving end of the “rather commonplace” expletive that it was unlikely to cause them “harassment, alarm or distress”. Mr Harvey was fined £50 after he bombarded police with foul language while they attempted to search him for cannabis in Hackney, east London.
Peter Smyth, the chairman of the Metropolitan Police Federation, said :
“If judges are going to say you can swear at police then everyone is going to start doing it. I’m not saying that police officers are going to go and hide in the corner and cry if someone tells them to Eff Off, but verbal ab-use is not acceptable and this is the wrong message to be sending out."
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