MAD OLD WITCH DEFENDS TRIAL BY TABLOID
We must kill all the non-Jews,
smite them down, like it says in the Book.
Mad Melanie Rosenberg ben Gurion Leviticus Anyone Who Disagrees With Me Is A Nazi, Lets Kill All The Arabs Oi Vay! Philips is shitting broken bottles about all this Murdoch stuff. Not about the pugilistic Ms Woods or the old fuckpig himself and his corrosive gutter press but about Max Spank Me Mosley, about the pathologically unfunny Steve " Steve" Coogan and about the winsome, foppish nincompoop, Sir Hugh Grant, this year's Joanna Lumley.
How dare they, she thunders, presume to lecture decent Jewish people, like me and my husband, about morals? This is our job. Is this what it has come to? Mosley has paid dirty shiska whores to beat him with sticks, how dare he complain about privacy, the dirty fucking Nazi. I mean, readers, the 'papers quite properly set him up and photographed him at his filthy tricks, and let me tell you, it was clearly pure Nazism at its worst, because the women, if I may call them that, were all wearing stockings and high heels, yes, and filthy red lipstick and leather caps at a jaunty angle; I am not exaggerating when I say it was the Holocaust all over again. It was clearly in the public interest that he be exposed to vulnerable motor racing fans and all he can do now is complain about decent journalists doing their job, which, in a free society, is whatever their proprietor tells them to do.
And Grant, he paid a filthy schwarzer to gobble his shish kebab, right there, in his car, without even any curtains, contrary to all of G-d's laws and now he presumes to lecture decent muckraking, rabble-rousing, sewer-dwelling tabloid journalists like my colleague, Jon of Gaunt
And Grant, he paid a filthy schwarzer to gobble his shish kebab, right there, in his car, without even any curtains, contrary to all of G-d's laws and now he presumes to lecture decent muckraking, rabble-rousing, sewer-dwelling tabloid journalists like my colleague, Jon of Gaunt
Mr Jon Gaunt, hard at work.
Jon “Gaunty” Gaunt. A man who has made a living taking piss-easy populist positions, spouting grade-A faux-outrage, and fuelling the bigotry that is as fundamental to The Sun as the paper it’s printed on. Gaunty, by “profession” a radio presenter, is also the mid-morning host on the controversialtalkSPORT. radio station ( From, The Sun, Tabloid Lies Exposed, August 14th. 2008)
And finally, readers, we come to Steve Coogan, also complaining about a free and vigorous press, of which I am so proud to be a member, with mein liebschen husband, Joshua, who works for the BBC as a dreary, unwatchable, uninformative and entirely useless hack but is actually a posh lawyer. Coogan, you will not need reminding but I will anyway, is known to have taken louche drugs and had louche sex with louche people which, in my paid opinion, is far worse than hanging British servicemen, torturing Arab children, firing depleted uranium and phosphorus into the Gaza Strip and shooting so-called Peace Convoyers at point-blank range in the head; against these very restrained measures taken by Israeli terrorists, I mean, security services, the excesses of Grant and Mosley and Coogan can be seen for what they are - an attack on my God-given right to peddle bilge, hatred, prejudice and racism. If this trio of degenerates have their way and Freedom's spokesmen and women are muzzled, then I and countless other filthmerchants may have to work for a living at a proper job. Whatever one of those is. Thankfully, it'll never happen.
In tomorrow's FilthMail. How those benefits scroungers are stealing from hard-working bankers.
editors note: Mr Ishmael takes customary poetic license but Phillips does say in her column that because Grant paid for a blowjob he is not entitled to an opinion on current events, Mosley and Coogan, likewise, because of their peccadilloes, are unfit to comment and that, on Question Time, the verminous Jon Gaunt was bold and correct to remind Hugh Grant of his misdemeanour and Grant impertinent and unprincipled to dare express an opinion, about anything. Philips, in her younger days, when the Guardian was a decent paper, was a liberal commentator, a champion of the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act, the logic of her writing now is that an early conviction for, say, shoplifting, should shame and silence the offender forever, their is no rehabilitation in Philips's universe. She really is barking fucking mad. She should fuck off to Benjy's Israel, they'd love her there.
And finally, readers, we come to Steve Coogan, also complaining about a free and vigorous press, of which I am so proud to be a member, with mein liebschen husband, Joshua, who works for the BBC as a dreary, unwatchable, uninformative and entirely useless hack but is actually a posh lawyer. Coogan, you will not need reminding but I will anyway, is known to have taken louche drugs and had louche sex with louche people which, in my paid opinion, is far worse than hanging British servicemen, torturing Arab children, firing depleted uranium and phosphorus into the Gaza Strip and shooting so-called Peace Convoyers at point-blank range in the head; against these very restrained measures taken by Israeli terrorists, I mean, security services, the excesses of Grant and Mosley and Coogan can be seen for what they are - an attack on my God-given right to peddle bilge, hatred, prejudice and racism. If this trio of degenerates have their way and Freedom's spokesmen and women are muzzled, then I and countless other filthmerchants may have to work for a living at a proper job. Whatever one of those is. Thankfully, it'll never happen.
In tomorrow's FilthMail. How those benefits scroungers are stealing from hard-working bankers.
editors note: Mr Ishmael takes customary poetic license but Phillips does say in her column that because Grant paid for a blowjob he is not entitled to an opinion on current events, Mosley and Coogan, likewise, because of their peccadilloes, are unfit to comment and that, on Question Time, the verminous Jon Gaunt was bold and correct to remind Hugh Grant of his misdemeanour and Grant impertinent and unprincipled to dare express an opinion, about anything. Philips, in her younger days, when the Guardian was a decent paper, was a liberal commentator, a champion of the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act, the logic of her writing now is that an early conviction for, say, shoplifting, should shame and silence the offender forever, their is no rehabilitation in Philips's universe. She really is barking fucking mad. She should fuck off to Benjy's Israel, they'd love her there.
