RICH BUSINESSWOMAN MOANS.
I FELT LIKE A FABULOUSLY WEALTHY ENTERTAINER IN WHOM PEOPLE WERE INTERESTED.
MS JK CROW AT THE LEVO SHOW.
Counsel to the show, Mr Anthony Chevenix-Beard:
You need no introduction from me, Ms Crow, you are one of the most famous businesswoman in the world….
You need no introduction from me, Ms Crow, you are one of the most famous businesswoman in the world….
JKC: Actually, I am a businesswoman…..
ACB: Yes, that’s what I said…..
JKC You need to be careful or else I’ll put my lawyers on you. Or my publishers. Or my PR team. You know, I just simply fail to see why you would ask that question…..
ACB: I haven’t asked any questions, yet. But do you think you might confirm your name…?
JKC: Yes my name is JayKay Crow. And I’m very rich. Not that it matters. I live a fairly normal life, running my megabusiness and suing newspapers.
ACB: Yes, quite, and if we could turn to paragraphs one to five hundred and three in your witness statement……
JKC: If I could just say that we businesspeople are not like other people, not that there’s anything wrong with other people. It’s just that me and my husband, who is private, and my publishers and my marketing team and Warner Brothers and the BBC all just want to bombard every child in the world with my brand and make their parents buy my product and all the franchised materials, whether they want to or not. Nothing wrong with that. But when people start bombarding me with questions well, that’s a different thing. I don’t make any money out of it, for one thing. And, well, that’s enough. I should be able to walk down Prince’s Street in Edinburgh where I sometimes live, although you may not broadcast the fact, I should be able to walk down Prince’s Street dressed in thousand-pound notes if I want to and not have people asking me just how the fuck I get away with all this shit?
Lord Levo: I am conscious, your ladyship, that you have given up your time to come here, so if you would like a ten-minute break to confer with your lawyers about whether anyone has printed anything about you today, that will be fine by me. And actually I could, myself, do with a Tom Tit and a snort of the old marching powder.
All rise.
Lord Levo: I am conscious, your ladyship, that you have given up your time to come here, so if you would like a ten-minute break to confer with your lawyers about whether anyone has printed anything about you today, that will be fine by me. And actually I could, myself, do with a Tom Tit and a snort of the old marching powder.
All rise.
