AUTOPSY NEWS.

Israel uber alles.

Those plucky Israeli commandoes. Looks like they only just managed to kill those turrists.

None of these shots were fired from more than twenty centimetres away, less than eight inches.

The nine victims

(from the Guardian)

Cengiz Alquyz, 42

Four gunshot wounds: back of head, right side of face, back, left leg

Ibrahim Bilgen, 60

Four gunshot wounds: right chest, back, right hip, right temple

Cegdet Kiliclar, 38

One gunshot wound: middle of forehead

Furkan Dogan, 19

Five gunshot wounds: nose, back, back of head, left leg, left ankle

Sahri Yaldiz

Four gunshot wounds: left chest, left leg, right leg twice

Aliheyder Bengi, 39

Six gunshot wounds: left chest, belly, right arm, right leg, left hand twice

Cetin Topcuoglu, 54

Three gunshot wounds: back of head, left side, right belly

Cengiz Songur, 47

One gunshot wound: front of neck

Necdet Yildirim, 32

Two gunshot wounds: right shoulder, left back

The single, forehead, wound was caused by a cartridge, filled with pellets, entering the brain.

WOTSONTELLY, PIZZA NEWS.

FROM BBC WORLD NEWS IN AMERICA.

A former senior Israeli commander has admitted his shame that Israel regularly mistreats Palestinian children, it is easy, he said, when children are cuffed and blindfolded to see them as terrorists and beat them.

VE HAFF VAYS OV MAKING YOU TALK.

But in Tel Aviv, Lt. Colonel Liebowitz, commander of Israel's crack Guido von Fawkes Child Killing Division, denied the charges and said today that Palestinian children arrested by her men had been throwing stones at Israeli tanks, no less. In the face of this we have to drag them out of bed in the middle of the night, abuse their mothers, arrest them, handcuff them, jail them, beat them, kick them, spit on them and hold them indefinitely without charge or trial. If we don't do this the Middle East will become a place of terror. Heil Hitler.

In London, Mr von Fawkes said I will be organising another pizza collection among my followers and sending the tasty offerings out to the bold boys beating the children, it is the least we can do. Have you seen my share portfolio ? Heil Hitler.