Seeking a new role in presenting his friend, the prime minister's, immigration policy, Mr Jeremy Fuckhead today announced the view from New Cotswoldia, the Gloucestershire home of organised crime.
NO NIGGERS, NO SLOPES, NO IRISH CUNTS.
Yes, my children adore him, said the unelected prime minister, Mr David Fuckhead. My wife adores him and I adore him. And never mind investigations, the BBC shouild just reinstate him. If they know what's good for them.
It wasn't Eton but Jeremy Fuckhead went to a perfectly acceptable public school and is, therefore, quite clearly entitled to do, what's that phrase, yes, thank you, mr jgm2, exactly what he fucking wants. Yes, and fuck everybody else. I mean, where would we be if we tried to live in a coherent and just society?
And look, lessbeclear, calling one of the lower orders an Irish cunt and punching him in the face is just the sort of thing which made this country great. All the children of Irish immigrants here will agree that it never did them any harm. Well, alright then, their mothers may have come home in tears but let's be honest, who cares about that? And quite frankly, lessbeclear, the niggers and the Irish have had quite enough special treatment, on the backs of intelligent and hard-working white people; the sooner we see more talented people like Mr Fuckhead telling it like it is, the better.
Never heard of him