NEW BANANAS FOR OLD,
PROMISES MEDIAMINSTER TOSSPOT.
Torture, that's the thing. Yes, and co-operation. Okay, subservience, if you will, to President Hillary Trousers, in her, and I must say it is perfectly understandable, in her desire to run the British courts. And that's why I'm proposing that we train ten thouand new community leaders - so that we can better do America's bidding. People think that I just sit around brooding about getting stuffed by a member of my own family and bumping along on my parliamentary hundred grand a year and another fifty grand from some football club, up in the NorthEast, wherever that is. Nothing could be further from the truth because here I am, again, writing tripe for the Guardian,just like my father before me, about how things should be done, never, like him, having done fuck all myself. It is the charmed circle of celebrity, I'm in it, and you're not. So just read what I have to say about Labour building on it's last twenty years of success and re-engaging with the British people and their, what's the word, aspiratiions, that's it. Mr Arsebridger of the Guardian,
Mr Alan Arsebridger, million pounds a year Supreme Editor-in-Chief&Perpetuity
of the infamous, tax avoiding Guardian newspaper, the one with the charitable trust status.
even though he supports the shiteating dogshooters and thus Mr Cameron, has been kind enough to give me a few hundred quid to write this new, radical, groundbreaking, new and radical, and modern new crap and the least you can do is read it and believe in it, like you did before. Did I mention I used to be Seckatry of State for Invasions, Occupations, Asset-Stripping and Waterboarding?
The full Milliband major article is at the Observer. As one would expect, this conceited, worthless jackanapes - in, incidentally, unforgiveably inelegant Blairesque non-sentences - reminisces, fleetingly, of some vague but clearly worthy NewLab achievements and sets out, as they say, a new list of new strategies and new targets for the economy and for empowering the people. Only not empowering them as much as him. Ten thousand new community leaders is one of them, one of the empowering things. Cunt.