Thursday, 27 October 2011


  President Dwarf, Prime Minister Ali Baba and Prime Minister CallHimDave

We are proud of the role Britain played in helping the lions of Libya reach peace, democracy and the rule of law.  

trans: And if this little fucker doesn't do what he's told, Sarko,  he, too,  can have a steel bar up his arse and a bullet in the head, mon ami. 

Oui, d'accord, CallezVousDave.

Is 'ow we say, in la Belle France, liberte, fraternite et le sodome brutale  et metallique.

Lions, eh? Jesus fucking wept.


the noblest prospect said...

They're looking for his gold, Mr Smith. Welcome back.

call me ishmael said...

Thanks, mr tnp.

banned said...

Saif Al Gaddafi told me that he intends to reinvent himself as the new Jackal with Sarko and The Dave first in his sights.

Mike said...

Welcon back Mr I: so much shit has passed under the bridge since your last post.

Woman on a Raft said...

You'd think they'd have learned to be very careful of the celebrity photo by now.

Thank goodness you are back, Mr Ish.

A young anglo-irish catholic said...

Joy. Ishmaelia returns.

Can't say I was too upset by the youtube execution of Mr Blair's new-old best friend.

They call it closure in the US. And considering the Arab Street's love of conspiracy, they needed to be sure.

jennifer said...

Welcome back, Mr Ishmael. I hope you have healed well and are now off the pills.

call me ishmael said...

Looks like anything but closure, rectally speaking, mr YAIC. And odd they didn't need similar closure with Mr bin Laden, formerly of the CIA, and latterly the world's greatest criminal.

Gruesome as it is, the image is usefully emblematic of the West's attitude to the wog. Imagine the furore if such treatment had been visited upon an Israeli. Imagine CallHimDave's spluttering, red-faced, Flashman outrage; imagine the chorus of bellicose tut-tutting on the green benches of filth.

Still, once we get all the guns back off Ahmed, we'll sort him out properly.

Dick the Prick said...

Fuck, didn't know they'd impaled the fella - now that's gotta sting!

mongoose said...

It is just ritual, Mr Ishmael. It has been the same down the centuries. The mighty brought low are defiled and degraded by those they previously lorded it over. Vile as it though, I find it difficult to shed a tear for the mad old brute.

Now, how about that bastard in Syria? And those swine in that testament to hubris "Saudi" Arabia. Hanging by their heels is what they need.

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call me ishmael said...

Send not, mr mongoose, to ask for whom the bell tolls - or in this case, in whom the spike wounds - it tolls for thee. Do it unto any, and ye do it unto me. And so on.

It's not about the Colonel, although I don't know what's bin did and what's bin hid during his time, it's about my money being taken from me and my libraries and used for le fetish barbarien; if these fuckers aren't firing my bullets into the air in some mad, pseudo ejaculation, they're shoving spikes up each others rectums in a festival of l'arse banditry royale. Fuck 'em, all of 'em. Drumhead court martial's what they want. And shooting.

Is Taureg, incidentally, the root of toerag, maybe an HM forces term of wog endearment, from El Alemein or Tobruk?

Verge said...

Bloody good to see you back, Mr Ish.

I think someone (Paul Bowles?) once expalined that Tuareg was a derogatory term used by dominant/majority north africans for (in their view) heathen vermin nomads. A look in Partridge's slang doorstop confirms the Tommy toe-rag pun but also supplies an earlier derivation from NZ whalers' phonetic rendering of a Maori word for slave.

Whatever - a toe-rag is a toe-rag is a toe-rag...and all them cunts is toe-rags.

call me ishmael said...

Thanks, mr verge.