Sunday 30 October 2011

HALLOWEEN CAPTION COMPETITION

STILL AT LIBERTY, TONY AND IMELDA

10 comments:

Mike said...

Security man (thinking): shall I give 'em 2 each, or switch to automatic and give 'em the full mag?

a young Anglo-Irish catholic said...

Man on right leaving Bow Streets magistrates court after being fine £40 for public indecency.

Women on left says 'It's all a vast right-wing conspiracy. As I was only saying to Sarah, Ffyon and Mrs Fox...'

yardarm said...

Unseasonably warm autumn weather causes parasite infestation in London.

Is that a pay phone behind them or has she got a slot meter as well as a slot gob ?

Verge said...

Road-testing XXXL butt-plugs is all in a day's work for Sonny & Cher.

P T Barnum said...

The past isn't dead. It isn't even past.

Woman on a Raft said...

Some bastard stuck £50k in to the Pay Here meter and they went in to their pavement act.

mongoose said...

Repentant criminals arrive at Dignitas to do the decent thing.

call me ishmael said...

Yes, thanks, every one a winner. Hard to think that we pay, still, for the security on these verminous gangsters whilst Imelda prepares to clean up on NHS privatisations, sorry, reforms, and Tony brings his skills to the human-rights beacon that is Kazakhstan.

Agatha said...

And she still can't dress herself properly. Is that an anti-radiation suit?

Outed said...

"Hello. Fuck you all very much indeed. Yes, we got away with it all now piss off out of the way, we have some very important money to collect"

Swear to god, rampant entitlement oozing from every pore of the pair of them.