Thursday, 8 January 2015

THE UNQUEERING OF BRITAIN.

I always kinda liked queers, before gay came, screeching and demanding and preaching and correcting.
 It was most unfashionable so to do but they were outsiders, queers, like me. And anyone whom Sergeant Filth entrapped and beat-up was a friend of mine. 

 I always shrank, still do, from acts of homosexuality and in that I include the activities of the Premiership gangrapers - this revolting,  spit-roasting stuff, isn't it just two men fucking each other via a drunken young woman? Turns my stomach, I'm afraid, the thought of it.  But there are also practices, hobbies, customs and vices deemed heterosexual which also revolt me. Hard, being a Zen-Presbyterian-Marxist, a non-judgemental, judgemental dialecticist.

I was always able to distance  queer men from what they did amongst themselves,  to be rightly indifferent to it, it was none of my business but that is no longer possible.  I am compelled, now,  to consider normal  and applaud arse-fisting, butt-plugging, sperm-swapping,  anal penetration, gang-banging and God alone knows what else,  I hate to think what bizarre orgiastic humiliations are now normal amongst the NewPeople - normal, even though many such diversions are only now possible as a result of massive, massive investment  in and research into pharmaceuticals; heterosexuality never needed such retro-viral enabling.

 Now, unless I cheer each and every doomed and preposterous same-sex wedding, prostrate myself before bogus Progress, I am outcast, unclean, cleaving to  an anachronistic world view, enmeshed in those taboos which have brought us here.


But I am a creature of reason, too, considerate of the Other, the malcontent, without whom we would still be swimming in the sea and I remember being perversely cheered, in the 'eighties, hearing a young New York gay man spluttering that he hadn't come-out just to become a sexually cautious WASP, settle down and pretend to have children;  clubbing and bath-housing, fisting and fucking strangers,  he was going to do it 'til he dropped.  Freddie Mercury, too, was one of those,


fucking and sucking  anything in leather, darling, with gay abandon nouvelle.  I sort of admired him for his recklessness, if not for his noisy, bombastic music.  I used to be God's own brinkman, myself - if there was a railway platform I would stand right up close  on the edge; if there was a speed limit I would break it; if there was a drug I would overdose it, a drink and I would mix it with another, the more dangerous the cocktail, the better; if there was a crash helmet, I would discard it,  a safety belt and I would not wear it;  if there was a dangerous situation, I would stride into the middle of it; it ill-behoves me to damn homosexual promiscuity. What I object to is its normalisation, what I object to is gays demanding the right to be straight. Fuck that.

Steven Fry, anyway, and this poor, stupid, little  wretch,


one is quite lost for words.
 It is not the sexual activity, if there is any, which distresses me, it is the age and wealth discordance, which I find so shocking. Is this Woody Allenism, Jeffrey Epsteinism, George Clooneyism  or is homosexual abuse of power different, beautiful and OK?  Is an old, bloated,  gay man, vampiring on hapless youth something we must now treasure and celebrate, for fear of offeding those who once insisted that multi-culturalism was the one, true faith but  who now re-target their vengeful, I-Know-Best stupidity and defy us to so much as query homosexual marriage?


 Steve, shopping with an ex.
I don't know about the current  boy or his gobby, overjoyed, soon-to-be father-in-law Dad, who, crowing his delight,  seriously needs a quick rub-down with a housebrick but Fry is repulsive, cowardly, smutty, his meagre talents vastly over-estimated by his handlers; he can't sing, dance, paint or write; his artistry is confined to trading wordy arse, knob and sperm jokes with the cleverfolk of showbusiness;

Fry, with a quartet of knob-jokers.

an older, fatter, better-spoken version of Jonafun Woss,  Stevie  is a creature of the Gay-Lesbian-Zionist-Fascists  at the Paedophiles Broadcasting Corporation. Like so many Oxbridge boys Stevie wandered into the PBC at exactly the right time, as Gay-lib and -pride barged their way centre-stage, where they have remained.

mr sg, earlier, is mistaken, therefore, to complain of a current PBC gay agenda, that battle is long won. Showbusiness is run by and largely for gay people and their chums.  

The pop managers of our youth were all gay, their boys happy to be groomed and dressed for stardom;  Epstein with the Beatles, 

gays were good for business, 
boasted Sir Paul, foot-in-mouth, they booked us; 

Larry Parnes with a whole posse of working class,  starstruck, narcissistic, young fairies, 
 
all happy to be re-named by him - Billy Fury, Vince Eager, Dickie Pride;  
Kit Lambert and the perpetually adolescent Pete Townshend,
 
 of the 'Oo,  
singing, in his seventies,
 
 songs of boys, I'm a Boy, Pictures of Lily, My Generation,  songs of a deaf, dumb and blind boy, quadrophenic songs of a Mod scooterboy; serious art, he calls it, Pete, all his angry boy songs. Bless.

 There was Andrew Loog Oldham who managed the Rolling Stones and inspired Mick Jagger's androgynous, hand-fluttering camping; 

 Simon Napier-Bell and 
 
Wham! 
 
 Young parent, Reg Dwight and John Reid.

 And lest we forget, the greatest Svengali of them all....

  
 That boy, ooh-ooh-ooh, 
Isn't good for you-ooh ....

 Mick an' Keef an' Brian an' Jimmy
Sympathy, for the Devil.

 Bachelor boys.

In his excellent book, Black Vinyl and White Powders, Napier-Bell reveals the  extent of gay influence over decades of pop music; he knows absolutely nothing about music but is a uniquely insightful gossip and a more than capable writer. It is the dark symbiosis - between unwordly working class boys and sophisticated,  queenly hustlers - which is so revealing. And if Napier-Bell were to compile an equally hissy book spanning the whole of the arty BBC it would, I am sure, be dynamite.

One would expect, after all these years of showbusiness, that complete Indifference would be the proper,  the ideal, the correct position among those who are not homosexual but one could not be more wrong. One is required to  prove, by public proclamation, a negative - that one is not a gaybasher, even if, as in my case, one opposed gaybashing when even gay people supported it.  
The revolting Straight Simon Hughes's infamous queerbashing of Peter Tatchell. Liberal Democrats, a byword for filth and hypocrisy, bullying,  cheating and pederasty. Who the fuck votes for them?

There is nothing new under the Sun and with homosexuality it has always been the common, the ordinary man who gets jailed, beaten, blackmailed and imprisoned. There is less of that, now, and what there is does not require, for its remedy, the dismantling of Decency, of Modesty and the corruption of children in the name of Freedom.

It is Fry's world; his idol, the repulsive Steve Jobs, together with Microsoft and the rest, have delivered into the hands of children and infants a swampy cornucopia of not just erotica, not just pornography but bestial perversion, their unformed image-inations  colonised by Filth, landscaped with gaping arseholes, beatings, humiliations, rape, paedophilia, gerontophilia, necrophilia and animal sex. A Fry Universe of witty knobs and scrumptious sperm and riveting rectums and vigourous violence is now available to children, on demand. 

Fry, with his obsessions, licensed by the PBC, is  a big player in mrs woman on a raft's Grooming of the Nation. The fat cunt. 

It would have been better had homosexuals, instead of becoming stridently, viciously, vengefully  gay had remained a little bit queer; what, otherwise, is the point of them?

LIFE ON THE SHORE.

Met Office Warnings Issued For: Orkney Islands

  1. Amber warning of wind

    From:
    2200 on Thu 8 January
    To:
    1000 on Fri 9 January
    "Updated 8 January at 10:29
    A vigorous depression is expected to run rapidly east passing northern Scotland on Thursday night and Friday morning. Winds will begin to increase late on Thursday to give a period of very strong westerly winds across the Western Isles, the north and northwest of the Scottish mainland and Orkney. Gusts of 80 to 90 mph are likely quite widely with a risk of gusts of over 100 mph in places, with these strongest gusts most likely along coasts in the far north. Winds should quickly ease from the west during the morning.

    The public should be prepared for the potential for disruption to transport as well as power supplies and the possibility of structural damage. Very large waves may also lead to dangerous conditions along some coasts."

    A one hundred miles an hour wind  is quite worrying. We saw them as strong as a hundred and twenty-five, some years ago, and were fine, lost a conservatory but the house was OK. These days, though,  we have satellite broadband and may therefore be disrupted, perhaps for some time, if it is blown out of alignment or off the wall; in that event, normal service will be resumed as soon as possible. 

PUBLISH AND BE SHOT.


 NOUS SOMMES LES CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER CHARLIES. 
VROOM-VROOM

I 'ave come here, 'otfoot, as you say, on my scooter d'amour, from ze bed of a fragrant, young actress 


- 'ey,  sink nothink of eet, eet ees my duty, 'an I can always go back later - l'amour, c'est moi, n'est ce pas? I decree it,
l'amour, c'est moi. 
 
And les femmes jeunesse, zey were made for ze feelthy rich and powerful old men, Oui, d'accord comme le Duc de York,  oui, et moi, aussi.  But never mindez moi. Eet ees ze murder most foul, wot 'as 'appened, but we Frogs, we are not ze fromage mangez-vousing chimpanzees de surrenderez-moi, s'il vous plait.  Mais, non, 'ow we say, vous won't fool ze children of le Revolution. Liberte, Fraternite, Egalite et le Noncing Perfide by les hommes vieux.

 We French, we never surrender. Apart from when we are attacked by les Hermanns.  Or les Rosbifs.  Or les VietCong. Or les Algeriennes.  Apart from zat, we never surrenderer-moi. Vive le cock! I mean la France.

An' I promise la Belle France, zat I weel put away my cock-socialiste for at least a few minutes an' devote myself to making les soundbites most profound but actually mes amis, if zees people, zees so-called satiristes insist upon poking fun at people,
 
 zen what do zay expect? 
I could 'ave shot ze fuckers myself. 
N'est ce pas?

And we are joined now by Jeremy Knob, from le Place de la Concorde, Jeremy, what can you tell us? Is anybody tooled-up?

Well, fuck all, actually, Kay, that's what I can tell you. I'm just standing here, waiting for the voice in my ear to tell me what to say....

But aren't all the police all tooled-up?

 Well, Kay, what I can tell you, while I'm waiting, is that it's all a very big bad, not as bad a big bad as nine-eleven, which was the worst thing that ever happened, ever; and not as bad as seven-seven but it's a very big bad, anyway. 
Well I can see some police, here, on my screen and they all look very heavily tooled-up. Can you tell us how many dead Frogs there are?

Well it's only about a dozen so far but others may die yet and of course the mossies might   kill some more, if we're lucky....

Hang on, if you will, Jez, I'm just doing an interview, myself.....

Are all the French men tooled-up, bitch?


Hello, Kay....Kay...you alright....haven't lost it again...? 

Well, Jez, we are just about to have a moment of silence. No. no, course not, it won't apply to me.
But thanks, Jez, and just stay there becuase, while everyone else is silent  we are joined by Mr Ian Hislop of the PBC.

Ian Hislop, you used to edit a satirical magazine....
  
That's right,  Kay, but as an Oxbridge Tory boy I now have a job for life at the PBC, what with my  ancient but still cutting edge show,

Everybody at home, c'mon now,
 laugh along with the drunken studio audience, as we make jokes that have been all over the web for weeks.

Have I Got Stale News For You, my programmes about World War One and my inexhaustible series about railways. 


Yes, Private Eye, edits itself, really, just as well, doncha know,  because I don't have time for it.

Gotta pick a license-payers pocket or two, what?

Print anti-Muslim stuff in the Eye?  
You must be fucking joking, I have a very comfortable lifestyle, thank you, mixing with ministers and celebrities. Why would I jeopardise all that?


Establishment's licensed fool? 
A load of public schoolboys teasing their chums?  
Well, if you like.  
It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it.
Thankfully, not me.

And it's over now to the leader of UNUT. 
 Mr Sid Faridge, what's your take on all this?


That was Sid Faridge for us, there, 
sharing his thoughts on the events in Paris.

In London, at Ruritania House, Queen Brenda Battenberg and her deputy first minister of Northern Ireland, Mr Marty Kneecaps, issued a joint statement. 


Aye, well, there's no place for terrorism, so there isn't, none at all. And we in the IRA condemn it totally and absolutely, so we do.

The Duke of Edinburgh and oneself extend our deepest blah-blah-blahs and thank Allah that the attention is now diverted from one's son, the Duke of Filth.

Sunday, 4 January 2015

RURITANIA NEWS. BRITAIN'S LEADING CRIME FAMILY: POPE CATEGORICALLY NOT CATHOLIC.


This is the news that Buckingham Palace has issued a statement categorically denying that the Pope is or ever was a catholic,  unequivocally rejecting the idea that bears defecate in the woods and rejecting comprehensively the outrageous and unfounded  allegation that the Earth is round.

 These suggestions, said Queen Brenda's spindoctor pursuivant,  Sir Reginald Llewellyn-Dingleberry, are utterly outrageous, entirely without foundation and  have long been rejected by right-thinking people as being little more than money-making schemes dreamed-up by common little tarts who are rarely featured in Tatler magazine.


We would not normally comment upon them, especially the one which says that his Highness, Prince RandyAndy was once  fucking a vulnerable teenager gifted to him by a distinguished and deliciously wealthy Yank nonce.  Her Majesty would like it to be known, however,  that her children are quite royally perfect and would categorically never do anything wrong. And nor would her grandchildren

HRH Prince Flasher

HRH Prince Nazi.


Which is why heir to the throne, 
Price Brian,

 is desperatley trying to stifle the PBC documentary about his own spindoctor, 

Mr Mark Bendover-FitzTightly, formerly of Mr Murdoch's News of the Screws, who was hired, at public expernse, to persuade said post morte de diana public that instead of Brian being a nasty, depraved, rude,  idle, thieving, tax-evading, repugnant bully, thief, liar and spouse-abuser he and his horse-faced, Nazi slapperbaggagetrollop, Duchess Camilla 

Oh. 
My. 
God.
Poor people. Poor people, Charles.
 Fucking do something. 
Have them shot.



are actually lovable, generous, down-to-Earth, yet serious and sincere monarchs-in-waiting and not the vile, parasitic filth whom  all perceived them to be;  it has, of course, worked. 
Until now.

Lawyers funded by you and I are presently trying to block the broadcasting of the programme by the PBC, just as other lawyers funded by you and I are trying to prevent the Guardian publishing letters which Brian has written to ministers attempting to influence policy, probably, knowing him, over matters relating to his business interests.  I mean ours, Highgrove and Cornwall and such.

My first day at grammar school, in the 'sixties, is memorable not for its welcome from staff and older boys, for there was nonesuch but for a long rebuke, alternately hissing and thundering, during Assembly, from the Headmaster, a fatuous prick called Cholmondeley.  Cholmondeley was an over-dressed, over confident caning freak who promoted fellow travellers. Dennis Marsden, my French teacher, was a loathsome, over-dressed, over-cologned, overweight bullyboy;  Jack Watson, (Oxon,) physics and maths, was a skeletal, SS-alike Christian sadist who crafted cats-of-several-tails from Bunsenburner tubing and who would, today, be arrested on sight and  spend his sentence falling down stairs and having shaving accidents;  Shifty Watson took rugger and physics and was a groper of arses and scrota, all good clean dirty fun;  Dave Buttress was my form teacher, an uptight hysteric who, in an instant would lose it and fling a blackboard ruler at a twelve-year old, wonder he didn't blind anyone;  he needed profound and lasting psychiatric care, Dave;    they were fucking awful people, most of them, and even the decent ones, then as now, conspired by their silence in the humiliation and brutalising of pupils. Dave Hill taught me English and together  with Miss Boulter and Mr Coe at primary school, inspired me for life, I hear their voices, the latter two,  every time I sit down here - you may not start a sentence with and or but or so, you may not follow and with a comma and so on; people who lived and learned and taught in a time, before Blair,  when hopefully was still an adverb.  Dave Hill, though, turned a blind eye to much which should have enraged him, as guilty as the perpetrators themselves.

Maybe it was their service and suffering in the war but my primary school teachers - one of them was a VC, another wounded in North Africa, another widowed - had all been, without exception, kindly, nurturing and inspiring;  these guys, my grammar school teachers, were, by comparison,  filth.

Chumley, anyway, during our first-ever Assembly, hissed and fumed at us about how, collectively, we had driven a poor music teacher,  that previous Summer, to throw himself in the Stratford-Upon-Avon canal and there drown. 

 I had never even met the deceased, never been taught by him, wasn't even at that school when it happened but no matter, we were all to blame, we children, hissed Chumley  from the stage, gowned, mortar-boarded and double-breasted up to fuck, the horrible fucking bastard; we had all made dreadful, unfounded  allegations against poor, young Mr Wotsisname, unfounded, without a shred of evidence and had ruined a promising career with our nastiness.  We had all just jolly well mind our step and not make any such categorically unfounded allegations against any other members of staff or Chumley would come down on us like a ton of bricks. Now, let us pray.  Heavenly Father, thou seeest all and knoweth all.........

All dead, now, all these noncing fucking brutes.  And the worst of it is that those groomed by them, academically and carnally,  would not hear a word said against them. Never did me any harm, mr ishmael, you musta been a softy or a poof.

I was reminded of Spanker Chumley when I heard the Palace Reptile House defending Brenda's boy, Andy, reminded of that deep, brown voice, that  dodgy over-confidence, that insistence that we and not you know best, that despite all the evidence of your own senses you are wrong;  how could this person possibly have behaved like that? He is better than you.   Just believe as I tell you to believe.  If you know what's good for you.

The facts are that Andy did hang-out for years with a man clearly besotted by underage flesh, 
 
that Andy was photographed with his hands upon a clearly vulnerable teenager,  
that his former wife, the wretched Fergie,
 
begged fifteen grand from the nonce, 
 

 that even after the nonce had been released from jail,  Andy  continued to hang-out with him in his various knocking shops. 

I have mentioned previously that I have always left the room - and the woman - rather than stay and watch a Woody Allen film; the dimunitive freak, adored by luvvie showbiz, as is Roman Polanski,  has always had the same effect upon me as did Jimmy Savile and just the body language in this photograph - with his step-child bride and Andy's best friend,  Epstein the nonce - ought to see Allen arrested, Epstein arrested and all his mates, especially the Queen's son,  hauled in for enhanced interrogation. 

What are they doing with that lead?
Why are they heating that lead up?

Hey, that funnel, why are they putting that funnel in that guy's arse?
No.  Wait a minute.
They're not putting that hot lead in that funnel in the guy's arse, are they?
Oh, shit.
Whaddayawanna know? 
Yawannaknow secrets?
 I'll tellya secrets.
Shit, I'll fucking make-up secrets.
Just don't pour that hot lead up my arse.

Befriending an industrial-scale, billionaire beast is one thing, staying in his homes, which, festooned with pictures of naked teenagers,  are clearly shrines to beasting and remaining loyal to him after his conduct had been revealed are entirely different and it really falls to Andrew and not to publicly-funded courtier-ponces to explain his conduct, if he can. 
This is Andrew Battenberg and his beasting chums,
hunting our animals,
on our land. 
Categorically and unequivocally doing nothing wrong.

 I never learned any more about the music teacher, save that he was being investigated by the police and killed himself;  Chumley, therefore, logician, linguist, classicist and ponce, was wrong to claim the allegations were unfounded
 
when what they were - as with those against Sir Jimmy Savile, seen here with a fan -  was unproven.  Chastising the victims, as did Chumley, is what they do, these people, may their arses fall out and they trip over their intestines.

And that is as much as can be said about  Brenda's favourite son, the allegations against him are unproven. It remains to be seen whether or not they are unfounded.

How old are you, then? 
Old enough to give old Dukey a massage, 
I should think. 

Hard-working families, eh?
Doing their bit  for the country.
He's off doing a bit of ski-ing at the moment, Andy, 
bless.

What is not unproven, however, is that this wretched, pampered oaf, Airmiles Andy,  misused his sinecure as trade ambassador to fly around the world in order to play golf with his family's friend's

Very well, then, 
one can never have too many stolen jewels in one's collection,
 can one?
Brenda Battenberg, thieving old fucking crow. 

- head-chopping, wimmen-stoning, coke-snorting Arab child molesters.
Never quite show us proper respect, our subjects.
Then chop their fucking heads off, Majesty.
If only, brother prince, if only.


That whilst in their company he complained that the British press, notably the Guardian, was not - unlike he, presumably - acting in the nation's interest and generally maligned those who pay taxes to keep the idle fucking slag in luxury, him and his gang of benefits  cheats and scroungers. 

 aka Tatler people.

2015, if people hold their nerve, will be the Year of the Beast;  the cops are at last investigating the doings in Dolphin Close and elsewhere, alarm bells are ringing in the royal palaces and in the houses of parliament and in masonic lodges up and down the land   and no matter how much the ghastly old dame, Butler-Schloss,  bitches about it, victim dog will have his day, be sure of it;  the times are askew, if  a  drunken chancer like Sid Farage can come within an inch of parliament,  then a regiment of angry nonce victims will out their tormentors. 

A peer in a spiv suit.

The entire weight -  political, judicial, ecclesiastical  and financial - of Power will attempt to crush this insurrection; we are theirs, after all, are we not, to fuck as they please, by  some secretive, Masonic, corporate droit de seigneur and the slithering,  hissing Tebbits and the bristling Brittans, the bent cops, the noncing peers, the beasting judges, they will all  move Heaven and Earth to silence Truth and Decency.  They always have and they always will.  And right at the top of the beastpile, keeping it going nicely, pulling the deadly strings, is this gang, 


with its nods and winks, knowing whispers,  secret handshakes and categorical denials.


Hanging, it's too good for them.




RESERVED, THE HOUSE OF WINDSOR.