MR O'BONO, OF THE ELDERLY BOYBAND, U-CUNTS, WAS SAID TO, UNFORTUNATELY, BE RECOVERING, AFTER FALLING OVER ON STAGE AS HE REHEARSED FOR HIS CURRENT WORLD PREACHING TOUR.
Now recovering in the state-of-the-art, million pounds a week, George HarrisonWankers Hospital in Switzerland, Mr O'Bono thanked fans, well-wishers and starstruck morons everywhere for their money, all of which would be going straight into an environmental charity, himself.
Perhaps he will have a sudden, fatal relapse.
