Another Incredibly Old Bastard Dies.
Of Death, that's what. And, quite possibly, whisper it, being made to sit there whilst some ambitious underling delivered the Urbi et Orbi Easter speech and then having to drive round St Peter's Square in the Popemobile, an almost-corpse being displayed to the mob faithful. The poor old bastard was not long out of hospital where he was treated for double pneumonia - I know how rough I felt, and I just had an unspecified virus (probably Covid. Again. Good thing I had all my vaccinations, eh?), and I wasn't in an Italian hospital, nor am I 88 years old. Unlike il papa. Friends like he had, you wouldn't need enemies. Get out on that balcony, it's your big moment, no, I'll read the speech - you just croak Buena Pasqua and the crowds will just love it. Whadya mean, you don't feel up to it? The show must go on.
If you haven't seen it, do watch Conclave with Ralph Fiennes and Stanley Tucci. It'll bring you up to speed on what happens next, when they've locked all the Cardinals in to fight it out.
Anyway, it's a great opportunity to look back on the career of Pope Fray Bentos, as told by mr ishmael......
His Holiness Pope Frankie de los Fray Bentos.
Time Magazine's Nonce Protector General of the year.
Time Magazine's Nonce Protector General of the year.
Giving his Christmas orders to massed pilgrims in Rome and to believers around the world, man of the people, Pope Frankie, said, muy caballeros, we are the veecar of Kar-ist, and eet ees the first time for an Argie, best is not to wreck the boat, eh? And so ees all full ahead with same-as-before reforms, uzzerwise ees my cock on ze sacred choppin' block, eh, and then pop in some reliquary casket for fuckwits to pray at for hundred an' hundred of fuckin' year, eh? Is like that instrument of Satan, mr ishmael, always say, eesa no business like-a showbusiness. Fucking-a dog bones and-a bits of-a dried-up snot, and millions of silly, daft fuckers have-a been a-praying at this shit for-a fucking millenia. Por favor, Iyam only ay poor peasant and not even wear ze posh red shoes, not like some fuckin' popes, eh? Am not namin' no popenames but FuckMeJesus, zis 'avin' a Pope fucking Emeritus, is taking the fuckin' piss, no?
both: Heavenly Father, make this bastard die.
No other poping bastard have had to put up with this shit.
No other poping bastard have had to put up with this shit.
Previous pope should be fucking dead, no, and having serious bit of arse-roasting down there with competitor?
Not fucking about, getting under feet of busy man like Frankie.
Anyhow, here they is, my list of reforms for new papacy. An' God bless everybody, especially priests, nuns and any other mad bad fucker working for me. Not get no money y'know, priest and nuns, not even minimum styarvation wage, like in UK, not on the fucking books, anyhow, otherwise would be paying tax. Render unto Caesar? Fuck that shit.
Dominus vobiscum.
Frankie Reforms:
Frankie Reforms:
Proscribing birth control: eesa no change.
Forbidding women priests and bishops: eesa no change.
Forbidding married priests: eesa no change.
Church co-operation with torture, juntas, dictatorships and totalitarianism: eesa no change.
Vatican bank money laundering: eesa no change.
Redistributing Vatican wealth to the poor: eesa no change.
Prosecution of Pope Nazi for long-term paedophile cover-up: eesa no change
Facilitating and protecting global noncing network: eesa no change, except-a maybe work a bit harder.
Frankie always say You gotta love the sinner and hate the sin, so best thing is excommunicate moaning little brats and move noncing bastard to another diocese or maybe move to other country, or else bring to Rome and-a make him Cardinal in fucking nonce's hat.
Princes of the Church, O'Brien and Savile
You may kiss my ring, child.
An' mine, too, an' how's about that, then?
and over now to the Vatican where the late Jimmy Savile has just been made a double saint, not only by Pope Nazi but also by the current Nonce Protector General, Pope Frankie de los Fray Bentos,
How do we get away with this shit?
Fucked if I know but don't knock it.
the Morecambe and Wise of Holy Fathers. They are having a laugh, aren't they, making saints of child molesting former CEOs? Nil desperandum, as they say in the noncing business. Stay tuned.
Fucked if I know but don't knock it.
the Morecambe and Wise of Holy Fathers. They are having a laugh, aren't they, making saints of child molesting former CEOs? Nil desperandum, as they say in the noncing business. Stay tuned.
The Noncing Monsignors, though, of Popes John Paul, Benny Nazi
JohnPaul2's Man In Boston, Benny, managed to get the Boston Diocese into Voluntary Protective Bankruptcy before those pesky children could claim compensation.
and Frankie Fray Bentos, they've got things back on track, now, while here at home our insipid, Godlessheathenbastard clergy,
happy to splash holy water on the Tornadoes, claim Christianity is now antique, almost irrelevant, just one aspect of FaithCorp, worthless fucking bastards.
and Frankie Fray Bentos, they've got things back on track, now, while here at home our insipid, Godlessheathenbastard clergy,
happy to splash holy water on the Tornadoes, claim Christianity is now antique, almost irrelevant, just one aspect of FaithCorp, worthless fucking bastards.
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Here's some more pictures of clergy in their working clothes - just for a laugh.
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Off topic, and don't want to minimise the irrelevance of the passing of Pope Frankie.
But finally the StramerAliGate is surfacing:
https://www.thelibertybeacon.com/footage-surfaces-of-starmer-with-gay-labour-peer-lord-alli/
Even in the UK press
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13934619/Keir-Starmer-relationship-Lord-Alli-claims-multi-millionaire-donors-influence.html
‘Snot really off topic Mr Mike, Qweer Starmer n the nonce protector general Pope Frankie are like all ‘leaders’ be they institutions, religions or govaments, they cover things up to protect their degenerate lifestyles with the sick fuckers they surround themselves with.
Frinstance, how did Frankie rise to become Archbishop of Buenos Aires? When other Jesuit priests were being thrown in jail or murdered throughout Argentina. Wasn’t he given the popeing job cause pope Nazi Ratzenburger wasn’t following the narrative, a first for popery, if I’m not mistaken.
Now Kieth knows what a real woman is, curtesy of the Supreme Court, he’s realised he doesn’t like them, so he’s gonna stick to bumming rich, gay, moslems or trans women and fuck all those young girls lives, destroyed by his favoured voters, n covered up by his party’s councillors.
This from one of those poor girls, whom Labour politicians n police say, “…they brought it on themselves, they asked for it”
It's just a story ...
I was crouched naked shivering on the floor of the shower silently sobbing, I dare not make a sound, I feared more punishment. The urine from the men was drying sticky on my body as a mixture of excrement and blood tricked from my internal injuries.
The men had raped me front and back and orally. One even joked about knocking my teeth out so my mouth would be wider to accept him. Their camera phones on throughout my ordeal
.The face slapping they'd used to bring me round as I passed semi conscious from the excruciating pain was begining to sting. My face and body was bruised and sore. I had lived off the scraps the men had left from the take away for days, the only fluid available was to scoop up tap water with my hands. The drugs and alcohol were forced on me daily.
I wondered what other 12 year old girls were doing as I stayed tucked as small as I could be.
The bathroom door opened, I could hear the men laughing and joking about who had not paid properly and ticked off the tally sheet for using me.
.The man began to urinate in the toilet, when a voice shouted not to waste the p#ss, to use it on the whore in the shower.
I felt the hot liquid on my back again, I flinched silently the warmth was strangely comforting but the stench was overpowering, I wanted to wrech, but I didn't want to risk another beating....
This is just a moment in time for victims of these child rape gangs, if you are repulsed, and turn away, be grateful you have the choice.
This is still going on , it's a phenomenon, it's beyond a sex crime , it's a penal system to teach vulnerable mainly white working class girls, foolish enough to succumb to initial fake kindness to lure them in, that they are worth no more than this.
It's got to stop.
Where is that from, mr inmate?
It was posted on twitter X, by June Slater. Part of a conversation I read on Going Postal.
Thanks, mr inmate. Truly horrible.
An echo from 12 years ago, collected in Honest, Not Invent, and still (for now) here in the archive : https://mrishmael.blogspot.com/search?q=a+horse+with+no+name
Yes mr verge, as mr I said there really are some sick fuckers, probably many, many in parliament. However the moslems are guided by a book, written by a psycho, given permission to rape, torture and abuse what they consider to be lower than animals.
Pretty sweet deal, mr inmate, when you can pull sick shit and say you're doing as you're told. Not an exclusively R.o.P. privilege of course but I think they lead the field in what I think mr ishmael once called these, the current hard times (implication being a reminder that they are always fucking hard for some bastard.)
The Old Testament, let us not forget, is psychotically fucked up at times -
Numbers (KJV, natch) :
14 And Moses was wroth with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which came from the battle.
15 And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?
16 Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the Lord in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the Lord.
17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
and here's dear old Lot, in Genesis :
Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
Yes mr verge, that old time religion sure does have a lot to answer for. Although I don’t remember reading the OT as an instruction manual for rape, torture, beheadings, burnings, ‘boiling water to melt their skin and bellies’ and of course ‘crucify’ if the infidels criticise islam.
And sharia law will never punish the true believers no matter what they do, even to their own women and girls.
Not sure if the Spectator gives you a free go before the paywall mounts up, mr inmate, but this - in case you haven't seen it already - is sobering stuff (as if we needed it) from Ed West :
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/labours-demographic-crisis/
(Almost Fraudian-slipped a typo just there - Fred West. Presumably thanks to the topic, not the author.)
Can’t read it mr verge, unless I sign up to pay, nah fuck that. I would imagine it is a Moslem woman complaining about being looked at by infidels and her imam, enforcer of the book of piss, oops peace, has instructed her that she cannot train in the gym because mo ammed says so. I may be wrong.
Not exactly, mr inmate, but I did learn a new word - "baradari".
Could you enlighten us please mr verge, I’m guessing some form of local Mafia, not a 12 doored pavilion.
Let's assume the fair use principle applies, and quote a few of Mr West's own lines:
"Labour is popular with minorities in part because it is less tainted by racism, but the party also developed a relationship with the baradari system, clans which are especially effective at delivering votes. In many cases the link between a clan and a party is purely transactional – baradari have been known to switch en masse from Labour to Liberal Democrat or back again, based purely on local power interests. There is also clearly an issue with clan-related corruption, and I suspect that the degree of ethnic nepotism in English local government – especially in relation to housing allocation – is larger than anyone understands."
I see Lucy horseteeth Powell has confirmed Mr Wests suspicions, mr verge. Must protect the voter base, can’t be having any ‘dog whistle’ nonsense about brotherhood rape gangs. Voiced out loud what all Labour MPs really think.
...and now a mealy-minded performative non-apology into the bargain, mr inmate. Did someone say "absolute Powell corrupts", or some such? Sounds about right.
If, mr verge you can find Triggernomitry on X, the interview with Charlie Peters, of GB news, on the grooming gang cover ups, watch it. A very disturbing hour and a half.
F’rinstance, one in 2200 Pakistani men, nationwide, prosecuted and found guilty of Child sexual abuse, in Telford one in 120, in Rotherham one in 73 men age 16 and over, prosecuted and found guilty of CSE
And yes he mentions the clan cover ups or’baradari’ but also the complicitness of local police and councils.
Thanks, I'll have a look for that in due course. Sounds grim, but necessary.
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