WINSTON HOLDS THE THIN MAD LINE.
Now look, lessbeclear about this.
Our European partners, of which we are not whom, have, quite proply in my view, recognised that, insofaraway as the renegotiations are being negotiated, I have them exactly where they want me.
I think that this is a renegotiation which we can confidently put before the readers of the Daily Mail in the certain knowledge that they will fully and completely not understand it.
Five more years?
On the back of these successful renegotiations?
Well, look, you know what I say in these circumstances,
never say always.
AND NOW, THE WEATHER.
THE MAN WHO SAVED THE WORLD.
APRES MOI, NE LE DELUGE PAS.
Ah, Oui, le monde, il est come together, over moi, to preparez vous le grande fudge climatique, et toutes les persons de l'importance dans le monde, ils dits,
Frankie Hollande, vous etes l'homme qui saved the world and les Frogs, ils should tres certainement votez for vous as M'sieu le President Eternale.
Et ne pas le baggage, Madame le Pen.
NO MORE FLOODS, EVER.
AND ONLY GENTLE BREEZES.
Grabbez-vous votre coat
Et get votre chapeau
Leavez les worries sur le doorstep
Just directez votres pieds
A la sunny side de la street.
Et maintainant, toute le monde, il est sunny
Mais ne too sunny pas.
Just sunny enough, n'est ce pas.
Christ AlfuckingMighty, this little prick can't tie-up his own shoelaces without telling a pack of lies about it; Obama can't keep a promise, any promise, nor will whoever succeeds him; Merkel can't even clean-up Volkswagen; Cameron has the moral fibre of an earthworm and the rest of the UN numbskulls4sale are about as trustworthy as a bunch of Freemasons at a FIFA piss-up.
This is the best laugh I've had all week, the men and women who saved the world.