Wednesday, 29 September 2021

Caption Contest

 

image courtesy of mr verge


28 comments:

  1. Young kid: "she's wearing a thong".

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  2. One for Mr verge - this one already has a caption.

    https://imgur.com/maXsLqM

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  3. Good grief, mr Mike, is that what Mr Spooner meant by a Bunky Spill? Have they no shame?

    By the way, look closely at the skirt-lifting brat and it's a Greta mini-me, complete with evil imp expression.

    cheers

    v./

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  4. Mr verge: I think the modern word is a "shart". Now if only I could think of a crossword clue?

    I wasn't sure if the kid was male or female or some other gender?

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  5. marie mulligatawny30 September 2021 at 03:11

    the ira, al qaeda, and isis:

    let them have kalashnikovs

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  6. "Young Polish artisan joins portmanteau follow-through" (5).

    Imps are non-binary, mr mike, especially green ones.

    v./

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  7. ode to the new world order - as performed by the chappaqua-cock-chiller1 October 2021 at 12:21

    freude, schöner götterfunken,
    tochter aus elysium,
    wir betreten feuertrunken,
    himmlische, dein heiligtum!
    deine zauber binden wieder
    was die mode streng geteilt;
    alle menschen werden brüder
    wo dein sanfter flügel weilt.

    wem der große wurf gelungen
    eines freundes freund zu sein;
    wer ein holdes weib errungen
    mische seinen jubel ein!
    ja, wer auch nur eine seele
    sein nennt auf dem erdenrund!
    und wer’s nie gekonnt, der stehle
    weinend sich aus diesem bund!

    freude trinken alle wesen
    an den brüsten der natur;
    alle guten, alle bösen
    folgen ihrer rosenspur.
    küsse gab sie uns und reben,
    einen freund, geprüft im tod;
    wollust ward dem wurm gegeben
    und der cherub steht vor gott.

    froh, wie seine sonnen fliegen
    durch des himmels prächt’gen plan
    laufet, brüder, eure bahn,
    freudig, wie ein held zum siegen.

    seid umschlungen, millionen!
    diesen kuß der ganzen welt!
    brüder, über’m sternenzelt
    muß ein lieber vater wohnen.
    ihr stürzt nieder, millionen?
    ahnest du den schöpfer, welt?
    such’ ihn über’m sternenzelt!
    über sternen muß er wohnen.

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  8. keith harmon snow1 October 2021 at 17:28

    i'm not going to channel my husband's guilt for blood-mineral-genocide in congo and rwanda...

    because i've enough guilt of my own for genocide i've committed in the middle-east.

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  9. interfering brexit-busting bitch1 October 2021 at 17:29

    mrs clinton follows the protocol

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  10. the witches of westchester2 October 2021 at 15:01

    mrs clinton prepares for take-off

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  11. the fount of all fuckwittery2 October 2021 at 23:43

    i demand action against cumbre vieja on carbon-emissions

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  12. the 1994 clinton-biden crime-bill3 October 2021 at 13:23

    arch racial profiler mrs clinton expresses her sociological surprise at being stalked by a white "super-predator".

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  13. david witchsmell - chief bbc-house-nigger3 October 2021 at 13:53

    oh, hillary clinton...

    nasty neo-imperialist war-criminals really turn me on something rotten - that's not a caption, by-the-way, just a pathetically fawning demonstration of my intense personal feelings for the absolutely scrumptious former first lady.

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  14. david witchsmell - chief bbc-house-nigger3 October 2021 at 13:54

    yes, quite frankly, i fancy a fuck with her nasty neo-imperialist husband too - that's not a caption either, just an appropriately measured lgbtq+ demonstration of my politically correct ardour for the clintons as a progressive lgbtq+ couple.

    g is for genocidal, by-the-way

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  15. 1.4 millimetre per annum sea-level-rise3 October 2021 at 14:05

    could you ask those awful anti-war conspiracy-theorists to protest against the climate-emergency instead, please?

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  16. vaccine adverse reaction3 October 2021 at 14:28

    diligent school-child gives mrs clinton her covid-jab - just to be on the safe side

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  17. dear david bitchsmell

    4pm tomorrow carissa's the bakery, east hampton - be there or be square

    ps:

    please chop your wanger off - to prove your one of us

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  18. willywam jizzysin glintstone3 October 2021 at 16:49

    dear dave bs

    looking forward intensely to the hamptons-threesome tomorrow

    hey, no need for hang-ups - her majesty had me done a few years back...

    yeah, long story, buddy...

    but to cut it short...

    well, let's just say it's a bugger being a progressive, man.

    by-the-way, i must apologize for my bitter half's grammar - her writing "your" instead of "you're" etc...

    shit, how embarrassing is that?

    yep, between you and me, dave, "she who must be installed" just massacres every motherfucking thing she touches...

    love and sloppy kisses

    wc

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  19. willywam jizzysin glintstone3 October 2021 at 16:52

    dear dave bs

    looking forward intensely to the hamptons-3sum tomorrow

    hey, no need for hang-ups - her majesty had me done a few years back...

    yeah, long story, buddy...

    but to cut it short...

    well, let's just say it's a bugger being a progressive, man.

    by-the-way, i must apologize for my bitter half's appalling grammar - her writing "your" instead of "you're" etc...

    shit, how embarrassing is that?

    yep, between you and me, dave, "she who must be installed" just massacres every motherfucking thing she touches...

    love and sloppy kisses

    wc

    xxxxx

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  20. professor "pc" permafrost3 October 2021 at 16:54

    1.4 millimetre per annum sea-level-rise?

    yeah, i think i'll sit that one out on a molehill

    pc

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  21. hey guys, if there's a crack in your schedule, could you fit me in too?

    obviously i'll do the politically appropriate business regarding my tackle an' all that...

    love

    hb

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  22. queen drone-strike3 October 2021 at 17:17

    yes, the politically motivated censorship is absolutely shameful, cannibill - these maga-folks have just got no sense of huma.

    oh yes, now that reminds me...

    there's someone i completely forgot to invite to the party...

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  23. queen drone-strike3 October 2021 at 17:20

    northern ireland is a symbol of peace and hope - just like moi

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  24. nearly nigger-bomber-in-chief - twice5 October 2021 at 05:20

    libya, syria, somalia, yemen, afghanistan...?

    just a nice neo-liberal exercize in building back better, hunnies.

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  25. personal attendant takes new chancellor for walkies armed with pooper-scooper and plastic bag

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  26. Thank you, mr ultrapox and your chums for your whole-hearted caption contest fervour - but we cannot turn Ishmaelia into a dating site.
    We will now call the caption contest closed, while recognising the excellence of the contributions and inventive avatar-names.

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  27. not even room for a little one?

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  28. the witches of chappaqua11 October 2021 at 16:09

    inquisitive page discovers where the former secretary of hate hides her broomstick

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