The chronicles of Ruin, continued.
Call me Ishmael said....intelligence is knowing what to do when you don't know what to do.
Anonymous said... When I don't know what to do,I come here.
10 September 2009 22:59
ode to the new world order - as performed by the chappaqua-cock-chiller1 October 2021 at 12:21
freude, schöner götterfunken, tochter aus elysium, wir betreten feuertrunken, himmlische, dein heiligtum! deine zauber binden wieder was die mode streng geteilt; alle menschen werden brüder wo dein sanfter flügel weilt.
wem der große wurf gelungen eines freundes freund zu sein; wer ein holdes weib errungen mische seinen jubel ein! ja, wer auch nur eine seele sein nennt auf dem erdenrund! und wer’s nie gekonnt, der stehle weinend sich aus diesem bund!
freude trinken alle wesen an den brüsten der natur; alle guten, alle bösen folgen ihrer rosenspur. küsse gab sie uns und reben, einen freund, geprüft im tod; wollust ward dem wurm gegeben und der cherub steht vor gott.
froh, wie seine sonnen fliegen durch des himmels prächt’gen plan laufet, brüder, eure bahn, freudig, wie ein held zum siegen.
seid umschlungen, millionen! diesen kuß der ganzen welt! brüder, über’m sternenzelt muß ein lieber vater wohnen. ihr stürzt nieder, millionen? ahnest du den schöpfer, welt? such’ ihn über’m sternenzelt! über sternen muß er wohnen.
nasty neo-imperialist war-criminals really turn me on something rotten - that's not a caption, by-the-way, just a pathetically fawning demonstration of my intense personal feelings for the absolutely scrumptious former first lady.
yes, quite frankly, i fancy a fuck with her nasty neo-imperialist husband too - that's not a caption either, just an appropriately measured lgbtq+ demonstration of my politically correct ardour for the clintons as a progressive lgbtq+ couple.
Thank you, mr ultrapox and your chums for your whole-hearted caption contest fervour - but we cannot turn Ishmaelia into a dating site. We will now call the caption contest closed, while recognising the excellence of the contributions and inventive avatar-names.
Young kid: "she's wearing a thong".
ReplyDeleteOne for Mr verge - this one already has a caption.
ReplyDeletehttps://imgur.com/maXsLqM
Good grief, mr Mike, is that what Mr Spooner meant by a Bunky Spill? Have they no shame?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, look closely at the skirt-lifting brat and it's a Greta mini-me, complete with evil imp expression.
cheers
v./
Mr verge: I think the modern word is a "shart". Now if only I could think of a crossword clue?
ReplyDeleteI wasn't sure if the kid was male or female or some other gender?
the ira, al qaeda, and isis:
ReplyDeletelet them have kalashnikovs
"Young Polish artisan joins portmanteau follow-through" (5).
ReplyDeleteImps are non-binary, mr mike, especially green ones.
v./
freude, schöner götterfunken,
ReplyDeletetochter aus elysium,
wir betreten feuertrunken,
himmlische, dein heiligtum!
deine zauber binden wieder
was die mode streng geteilt;
alle menschen werden brüder
wo dein sanfter flügel weilt.
wem der große wurf gelungen
eines freundes freund zu sein;
wer ein holdes weib errungen
mische seinen jubel ein!
ja, wer auch nur eine seele
sein nennt auf dem erdenrund!
und wer’s nie gekonnt, der stehle
weinend sich aus diesem bund!
freude trinken alle wesen
an den brüsten der natur;
alle guten, alle bösen
folgen ihrer rosenspur.
küsse gab sie uns und reben,
einen freund, geprüft im tod;
wollust ward dem wurm gegeben
und der cherub steht vor gott.
froh, wie seine sonnen fliegen
durch des himmels prächt’gen plan
laufet, brüder, eure bahn,
freudig, wie ein held zum siegen.
seid umschlungen, millionen!
diesen kuß der ganzen welt!
brüder, über’m sternenzelt
muß ein lieber vater wohnen.
ihr stürzt nieder, millionen?
ahnest du den schöpfer, welt?
such’ ihn über’m sternenzelt!
über sternen muß er wohnen.
i'm not going to channel my husband's guilt for blood-mineral-genocide in congo and rwanda...
ReplyDeletebecause i've enough guilt of my own for genocide i've committed in the middle-east.
mrs clinton follows the protocol
ReplyDeletemrs clinton prepares for take-off
ReplyDeletei demand action against cumbre vieja on carbon-emissions
ReplyDeletearch racial profiler mrs clinton expresses her sociological surprise at being stalked by a white "super-predator".
ReplyDeleteoh, hillary clinton...
ReplyDeletenasty neo-imperialist war-criminals really turn me on something rotten - that's not a caption, by-the-way, just a pathetically fawning demonstration of my intense personal feelings for the absolutely scrumptious former first lady.
yes, quite frankly, i fancy a fuck with her nasty neo-imperialist husband too - that's not a caption either, just an appropriately measured lgbtq+ demonstration of my politically correct ardour for the clintons as a progressive lgbtq+ couple.
ReplyDeleteg is for genocidal, by-the-way
could you ask those awful anti-war conspiracy-theorists to protest against the climate-emergency instead, please?
ReplyDeletediligent school-child gives mrs clinton her covid-jab - just to be on the safe side
ReplyDeletedear david bitchsmell
ReplyDelete4pm tomorrow carissa's the bakery, east hampton - be there or be square
ps:
please chop your wanger off - to prove your one of us
dear dave bs
ReplyDeletelooking forward intensely to the hamptons-threesome tomorrow
hey, no need for hang-ups - her majesty had me done a few years back...
yeah, long story, buddy...
but to cut it short...
well, let's just say it's a bugger being a progressive, man.
by-the-way, i must apologize for my bitter half's grammar - her writing "your" instead of "you're" etc...
shit, how embarrassing is that?
yep, between you and me, dave, "she who must be installed" just massacres every motherfucking thing she touches...
love and sloppy kisses
wc
dear dave bs
ReplyDeletelooking forward intensely to the hamptons-3sum tomorrow
hey, no need for hang-ups - her majesty had me done a few years back...
yeah, long story, buddy...
but to cut it short...
well, let's just say it's a bugger being a progressive, man.
by-the-way, i must apologize for my bitter half's appalling grammar - her writing "your" instead of "you're" etc...
shit, how embarrassing is that?
yep, between you and me, dave, "she who must be installed" just massacres every motherfucking thing she touches...
love and sloppy kisses
wc
xxxxx
1.4 millimetre per annum sea-level-rise?
ReplyDeleteyeah, i think i'll sit that one out on a molehill
pc
hey guys, if there's a crack in your schedule, could you fit me in too?
ReplyDeleteobviously i'll do the politically appropriate business regarding my tackle an' all that...
love
hb
yes, the politically motivated censorship is absolutely shameful, cannibill - these maga-folks have just got no sense of huma.
ReplyDeleteoh yes, now that reminds me...
there's someone i completely forgot to invite to the party...
northern ireland is a symbol of peace and hope - just like moi
ReplyDeletelibya, syria, somalia, yemen, afghanistan...?
ReplyDeletejust a nice neo-liberal exercize in building back better, hunnies.
personal attendant takes new chancellor for walkies armed with pooper-scooper and plastic bag
ReplyDeleteThank you, mr ultrapox and your chums for your whole-hearted caption contest fervour - but we cannot turn Ishmaelia into a dating site.
ReplyDeleteWe will now call the caption contest closed, while recognising the excellence of the contributions and inventive avatar-names.
not even room for a little one?
ReplyDeleteinquisitive page discovers where the former secretary of hate hides her broomstick
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