FATMAN JAILED FOR DRUG OFFENCES
Tory frontbencher, Ken Clarke, was yesterday given a hundred and fifty years in jail for peddling cigarettes to third world children whilst masquerading as an MP.
You are a disgusting, hypocritical old poof, yelled Mr Justice Slag, as Clarke was led away, and as a former health secretary you should know better, let's see what you make of this exercise of free choice, you horrible fat git. The idea that a despicable old rogue like you should be in government is utterly repellent to all decent people and I would be failing in my duty if I did not put you where you can no longer harm children. Go on, fuck off down the stairs, you disgusting bastard.
I beg to differ, Mr Ishmael. Surely Parliament, now revealed for all to see as being nothing more or less than a discreetly camouflaged asylum for kleptomaniacs, dipsomaniacs and other miscellaneous misfits, layabouts and horrible fucking bastards, is the place where Fag-ash Clarke fits right in.
ReplyDeletePutting him in prison runs the risk of having all those honest-by-their-own-lights murderers, rapists and kiddie-fiddlers corrupted. The man would be a very bad influence. For his views on the EU alone he should be strung up from the nearest lamp-post.
Adds insult to injury, innit, peddling cheap cigs while chomping on a juicy montecristo.
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ReplyDeleteYou should have your own blog, or write for the Daily Politics.
Fuck off M le Suisse, get yer own writers. Ms Daisy is welcome here.
ReplyDeletewhat ever happened to his wife or was she his mum, Gillian? - you know the old biddy who stood beside him on the steps of no 11 when he waved the budget box full of Havana's finest.
ReplyDeleteWasn't she a beard ? Kenny preferring jazzier opartners?
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