BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I AM A NUTTER

 

ENGLAND'S UNELECTED PRIME MINISTER AT THE FUNERAL OF A CELEBRATED DOG FOOD SALESMAN


A spokesman for Mr Brown said that the late Mr Dogfood was a national treasure but that as prime minister he obviously had no intention of attending the funerals of Messrs Tommy Atkins, who weren't; fuck me, no, no fucking chance.