tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post990921124930226934..comments2024-03-29T03:13:58.789+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: NEWS REVIEW. GREAT MEN LAID LOW.call me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-75507668591413855322012-02-23T20:04:54.884+00:002012-02-23T20:04:54.884+00:00I care, mr mongoose, that they expect us to care, ...I care, mr mongoose, that they expect us to care, would manipulate us so, and that so many fall for it. William Shatner, now, there was a real man.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-64609203147557875982012-02-09T19:34:18.403+00:002012-02-09T19:34:18.403+00:00In a few years time you'll be able to have you...In a few years time you'll be able to have your heart tampered with in your local Tesco so the missus can get the shopping in 'while-U-wait' - bonus! Nah, seriously young fella me lad, all the best with that stuff.dick the pricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-58686254116276122392012-02-09T01:53:18.329+00:002012-02-09T01:53:18.329+00:00Do we care?Do we care?mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-46994603602835254352012-02-06T22:50:33.225+00:002012-02-06T22:50:33.225+00:00He, Mr I, only has eyes for the boys.
The 'gi...He, Mr I, only has eyes for the boys.<br /><br />The 'girlfriends' travel on his arm for a few PR months and then disappear.a young anglo-irish catholicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-41142271640714541232012-02-06T17:12:43.318+00:002012-02-06T17:12:43.318+00:00I didn't see that one, yet, mr yaic, but I did...I didn't see that one, yet, mr yaic, but I did read one, a few years back, called Dancing With The Devil, about the Windsors in New York which was quite sensational, and no wonder, see next post, Royal Jelly, that we never are told what's what with the Royaals, lest we string 'em up.<br /><br />I am sheltered, uo here, in the Wilderness, so what is it, pray, about Mr Clooney, aside from his being a poor, if pretty actor?call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-58142209573937031562012-02-06T16:47:17.042+00:002012-02-06T16:47:17.042+00:00Miserable that you should be taken off at the vent...Miserable that you should be taken off at the ventricles, so to speak.<br /><br />For God's sake keep going.<br /><br />Incidentally, did you see the coverage of the book by the Hollywood sexual fixer? They're all in there, Bi-sexual Wallis and David, 150 women procured for Hepburn...<br /><br />He writes 'em all up 'cos they're all dead. When, I wonder, will we stop pretending about Clooney, never mind McSnot, Hague and the rest. Always best to tell the truth.<br /><br />Spending your life covering up usually leads to a permanent rage and depression.a young anglo-irish catholicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-55516578371632644292012-02-06T15:32:12.473+00:002012-02-06T15:32:12.473+00:00Seems right, mr yaic, Mrs former Huhne does seem t...Seems right, mr yaic, Mrs former Huhne does seem to hold her career and her abilities in high regard. Why these things aren't pointed out is, I guess, explained by the fact that many of the PowerMarriages are toxic shitbeds - Tony and Imelda, Spunky Bill and Hillary Trousers - an dif such things were made public the whole can of worms would spill pver the nationa breakfast table; one wonders when we might hear the dirt dished on the Balls-Cooper alliance<br /><br /><br />Being blown up by the future Deputy First Minister of Ulster is a misfortune, indeed, for Lady Tebbit but actually all in a day's work for a cabinet minister - especially one who would rejoice in the drowning of Argie conscripts in the South Atlantic, rejoice in the trashing of mining communities aand urge us that unemployment is a price worth us paying.<br /><br />Pimping, now, for the anti-democratic Barclay brothers at the Filth-o-Graph, he has found his metier, and his audience, although much of it has not only got on its bike but got on its jet and fucked off to warmer climes, there to bemoan the fall of Decency's barricades, back at home, a desertion of which your corrspondent, even here, in the best part of England, often feels guilty.<br /><br />I would normally share mr old rightie's charity but something about Tebbit, his sneering know-it-allness, maybe, makes me wish him nothing but the worst.<br /><br />---------------------------<br /><br />William Hague, too, I understand, mr mike, when not romancing pretty young men, is, if you like that sort of thing, an entertaining after-dinner speaker. It is, alas, a diversion to which I have never been invited, a dinner, with a speaker, although I live in hope. It sounds as though your experience was at least a little better than that endured by BBC viewers hoping for a word or two of truth from the Daily Politics or whatever shitfest Neil fronts.<br /><br />-----------------------<br />I think mrs narcolept has the measure of things qute nicely, a propos the CPS and the menage Huhne.<br /><br />-------------------------<br /><br />The heart disease and its possible remedy has kept me, mr OR, from my duties in these parts - I had hoped for a Duke of Edinburgh stylee remedy, recently, but it was not to be and I now await artery harvesting, disembowelment, a near-death experience and an entire cardiac replumbing procedure, sometimes - and its as much the drugs as the condition itself - just don't have enough energy to crystalise my venom. Never mind, Spring is nearly here and that always brings vigour, even to those made apoplectic by cynicism at our masters' misconduct.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-36069609463157520402012-02-06T10:48:23.889+00:002012-02-06T10:48:23.889+00:00Tebbit bullied his MPs to vote for the Single Euro...Tebbit bullied his MPs to vote for the Single European Act in 1986 when he was party Chairman.<br />Ireland and Denmark got a referendum because of the transfer of powers to Brussels but we didn't ( as usual).<br />He then did a miraculous conversion to euro skeptic when it didn't matter a jot. The Act was signed and our powers were gone.<br />If you can be bothered to read Major's autobiography it's all in there. Major hated the hypocrite who slagged off the EU at every conference thereafter while being the main man to sign the UK away in 1986.Bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-46337238164787929532012-02-06T06:38:21.757+00:002012-02-06T06:38:21.757+00:00About 10 years ago I was at a hedge fund private d...About 10 years ago I was at a hedge fund private dinner thing in London, or something, where Neil was the after drinks speaker.<br /><br />First, I have to say his PA was a cracker. Second, he was clearly pissed. But third, I remember he gave a very well informed an humerous talk. Call me simple, but I was impressed.Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-77652486890423434852012-02-06T01:33:04.944+00:002012-02-06T01:33:04.944+00:00I was surprised to hear such a confident predictio...I was surprised to hear such a confident prediction, despite the prosecutors having taken a weirdly long time to make their minds up. There's plenty of scope still for them to lose evidence, make inappropriate disclosures and accidentally erase CCTV tapes, though, so perhaps Mr Hooh will live to fight another day. <br /><br />What a strange man he must be, to have left his wife for that Miranda woman off the telly. I can sort of understand Vicky being a bit cross, but on balance you would have thought she would be glad to have got rid of him.mrs narcoleptnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-26689236241512847932012-02-06T01:03:11.718+00:002012-02-06T01:03:11.718+00:00Tebbitt? Couldn't wait for a seat on the board...Tebbitt? Couldn't wait for a seat on the board of his privatised baby, BT. Many thanks for services rendered. Nasty viscious brute of a man, chortling at every utterance of Thatcher's. If the BNP had been a mainstream party he would have been well at home in their cabinet. Has milked the wife's disability to the max, at least she's been spared Norman steaming into her for the past 25 years, truly God moves in a mysterious way.Mothers Ruinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-41494688464734370332012-02-05T16:10:39.185+00:002012-02-05T16:10:39.185+00:00I could stand them being such a bunch of preposter...I could stand them being such a bunch of preposterous fucktards if only they were any good at governing but sure as shit stinks, each new bunch makes a worst fist of it that the last.Outednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-744471392253090622012-02-05T15:47:10.825+00:002012-02-05T15:47:10.825+00:00I am saving all my pennies to put in the gas mete...I am saving all my pennies to put in the gas meter when they all go to the gas chamber.Alfonsenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-23453210331677598962012-02-05T15:15:47.387+00:002012-02-05T15:15:47.387+00:00Tebbit seems to be getting off lightly these days ...Tebbit seems to be getting off lightly these days considering he didn't lift a finger to stop the onward drift into an EU superstate.<br /><br />I notice he's all ' if only I'd known about the EU' type remorse these days when he's safely enconsed with his pension and knows he's nothing to lose. No greasy pole promotion to protect.<br />His sycophantic followers make me sick.georgenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-6912517764410494642012-02-05T14:12:25.564+00:002012-02-05T14:12:25.564+00:00Agree on Tebbit, by the way.
He and his wife, vic...Agree on Tebbit, by the way.<br /><br />He and his wife, victims of National Socialist terrorists and Norm has had live-in carers for his wife from around the world for years.<br /><br />Ironic that the cricket test man has actually had black women under his roof - unlike the posturing twats of islington, one of the whitest districts I've ever been in - and can so express the working class philosophy.<br /><br />'I know plenty of nice black/pakistani.etc people, but that doesn't mean you should let 'em in by the million.'<br /><br />See Mrs Duffy of Rochdale for further details.a young anglo-irish catholicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-67488237629664254492012-02-05T14:09:25.015+00:002012-02-05T14:09:25.015+00:00Joyus.
Thing is, Mr I, that I have searched the w...Joyus.<br /><br />Thing is, Mr I, that I have searched the web for the real reason Mrs Vicky Greek-Fury finally did Huhne-Paul in.<br /><br />The reason is that Greek-Fury had to resign her high-up Treasury job in Whitehall, because her adulterous husband was now in the cabinet.<br /><br />Six weeks later she finds out he's shagging Wendolin Windoclean. Hasd she known, she wouldn't have lost her job 'cos she would have chucked Hoon out.<br /><br />Why isn't this pointed out?a young anglo-irish catholicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-58168719310005659932012-02-05T12:31:06.716+00:002012-02-05T12:31:06.716+00:00You've been missed Ishmael. I must make a smal...You've been missed Ishmael. I must make a small defense of one of your targets, however. Tebbit, whatever else he may be, is also a plain speaker, loyal husband to a crippled terrorist victim wife and someone who really practiced what he preached. In his case play the ball not the man. As for the rest, well you say it so much better than me. Standby for that other real spiv, Laws. He'll waggle his crooked arse back ere long.Oldrightiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03192587284458430556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-66385211622920966992012-02-05T09:01:09.455+00:002012-02-05T09:01:09.455+00:00Hee hee hee. It's quie scary how pisspoor the ...Hee hee hee. It's quie scary how pisspoor the standard of political leadership we have now - that the focus has shifted to media elligibility and yet fuck me if I can work out how the 3 cretins nominally in charge of their parties manifest any of that; guess they're not overtly pox ridden. Fortunately it seems their talent being so weak allows everything they touch to be ignored. Andrew fucking Lansley is a dream for small 'c' conservatives as every cunt has just told him to 'fuck off' which is a strangely effective tactic - wanker. <br /><br /> I often thought about New Labour that surely it would have been better to have fucked off down the boozer rather than launch bullshit campaigns, draft shite legislation or do anything at all, really, and it seems that advice remains.dick the pricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-21889969975499909452012-02-05T07:44:50.761+00:002012-02-05T07:44:50.761+00:00They, all of them, from Darling to CMD, these perp...They, all of them, from Darling to CMD, these perpetrators and justifiers of Fixed Penalty Notices, the end of double jeopardy, the erosion of trial by jury and habeas corpus, the legitimisation of a shoot to kill policy by our new improved paramilitary police force, all of them seem genuinely surprised and hurt that a man can't be allowed to keep his job given that he is, in this country, innocent until proven guilty. I think they missed a memo or seven.P T Barnumnoreply@blogger.com