tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post7736025405147281011..comments2024-03-18T21:17:01.996+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: The Sunday Ishmael 7/11/21call me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-11643836928178418502021-11-12T22:13:13.472+00:002021-11-12T22:13:13.472+00:00in accordance with local culinary tradition, mrs i...in accordance with local culinary tradition, mrs ishmael, it looks to have been pre-dipped in chocolate...<br /><br />tastybuild back batternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-32623854054506591202021-11-10T08:54:33.827+00:002021-11-10T08:54:33.827+00:00Now that's good, mr b b batter.Subtle.Now that's good, mr b b batter.Subtle.mrs ishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-37998528240509531312021-11-10T01:51:02.168+00:002021-11-10T01:51:02.168+00:00glaswegian take-away offers deep-fried swedish shr...glaswegian take-away offers deep-fried swedish shrimpbuild back batternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-7054578365788636782021-11-09T12:48:14.957+00:002021-11-09T12:48:14.957+00:00Thank you, gentlemen, sterling efforts. I think I ...Thank you, gentlemen, sterling efforts. I think I agree with mr mike, though - mr verge came roaring in from the off and lived up to his title of House Filthster. Holding the Title is a bit like being Poet Laureate or the Scottish Makar, expected to produce perfectly-cadenced and polished filth on demand. A hard job, but someone's got to do it. <br />Thanks, mr verge.mrs ishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-75440507270051268982021-11-09T05:33:11.122+00:002021-11-09T05:33:11.122+00:00Greta: "pull my finger and I'll give you...Greta: "pull my finger and I'll give you a kiss.......please, pull my finger..."Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-71672671860499346942021-11-08T11:22:09.473+00:002021-11-08T11:22:09.473+00:00Want to hear some global warming?
Here, pull my fi...Want to hear some global warming?<br />Here, pull my finger.<br /><br />Greta can’t be criticised. How could you?<br />And watching Biden is like watching a car crash in slow motion.<br />Doug Shouldersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-7669512432531526822021-11-08T10:25:29.040+00:002021-11-08T10:25:29.040+00:00God's tooth, mr Mike - makes the old Wimbledon...God's tooth, mr Mike - makes the old Wimbledon FC antics of Dennis Wise sound like tentative honeymoon foreplay by comparison. <br /><br />As for GT - she wouldn't be allowed near a rugby league team. Much too vicious.<br /><br />v./ Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-39932227516527105742021-11-08T01:36:22.576+00:002021-11-08T01:36:22.576+00:00PS Mr verge: reminds me of a rather unsavory inci...PS Mr verge: reminds me of a rather unsavory incident Down Here when a Manly rugby league legend, John Hopoate, tackled a player and put his finger up his bum. Some wag said that he was just choosing man of the match. Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-42436344313114363402021-11-08T01:28:25.868+00:002021-11-08T01:28:25.868+00:00That's a winner Mr verge, can't improve on...That's a winner Mr verge, can't improve on that.<br /><br />Johnny Underpants was the Biden of his times. The ultimate sock puppet.<br /><br />That image of Edwina, I never dreamed I would see it again, is scorched in my memory. I can only hope that that little mouse, Mrs Major, make Johnny's remaining years a misery. Another obituary I hope I live long enough to read. 2 O-levels you say. I would have to demand a re-count. Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-83747515080274481552021-11-07T14:43:26.371+00:002021-11-07T14:43:26.371+00:00"£100,000 per anum" sounds painful, if w..."£100,000 per anum" sounds painful, if well-rewarded. Perhaps schooldays at Radley prepare you for that sort of thing.<br /><br />As for the end-of-post caption contest, in the spirit of recycling that St Greta would approve of, I suggest her statuesque Invisible Man prostate exam come engraved with the words offered to Lady Di in these pages some years ago to accompany a photo of her audience with President Mubarak, who was playfully wagging a digit :<br /><br />"Show finger like this, make promise be gentle, then shove in whole fist." <br /><br />Och, Greta, you really are awful.<br /><br />v./Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com