tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post6250063098348846695..comments2024-03-29T05:24:12.453+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: The Sunday Ishmael 7th March 2021call me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-32041988780138461142021-03-13T19:11:52.359+00:002021-03-13T19:11:52.359+00:00Whilst not disagreeing with a word of your discour...Whilst not disagreeing with a word of your discourse,me ultrapox, I find myself in accord with mr inmate - perhaps a little long-winded, mr ultraprolix. Thank you for your contribution to the conversation, however.mrs ishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-89972338030873274192021-03-13T01:10:15.185+00:002021-03-13T01:10:15.185+00:00@ultrapox - 11 march 2021 at 09:40
ok, with respe...@ultrapox - 11 march 2021 at 09:40<br /><br /><i>ok</i>, with respect to 'the spanking of meghan <i>x</i>', i'd better revive the variation with which i was actually toying from the very beginning:<br /><br /><br />"...yet which would inevitably induce those progressively more histrionic scweams of <i>"wacist, wacist, wacist"</i>?"ultrapoxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-14391579782752701962021-03-12T21:06:28.881+00:002021-03-12T21:06:28.881+00:00i used to have an extremely succinct style, but it...i used to have an extremely succinct style, but it wasn't appreciated, and in fact, having stolen my identity, my potential income - and thus the ability to support myself - your mates attempted to murder me - so fuck you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-28760338162918877112021-03-12T14:33:49.290+00:002021-03-12T14:33:49.290+00:00mr ultrapox, there is an old saying; Less is More....mr ultrapox, there is an old saying; Less is More. You would do well to heed it.inmatenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-72562702792983945202021-03-12T05:33:23.368+00:002021-03-12T05:33:23.368+00:0011 march 2021 at 09:40
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lest any cont...11 march 2021 at 09:40<br /><br /><b>corrections</b><br /><br />lest any content of the above comment be taken the wrong way, the seventh paragraph should read thus:<br /><br /><br />"...the commercially viable congo-genocide precipitated by president <i>"cannibill"</i> clinton during the 1990s..."<br /><br /><br />the tenth paragraph should read as follows:<br /><br /><br />"after all, were she to have become an agitating afro-centric anti-war activist, an unremarkable establishment-celebrity, like marble, would never exactly have climbed high enough to be introduced to a dashing - and sometimes streaking - british prince, now would she?"<br /><br /><br />and the eleventh paragraph should read so:<br /><br /><br />yet which would inevitably elicit from meghan <i>x</i>, in a progressive histrionic <i>crescendo</i>, those ear-piercing scweams of <i>"wacist, wacist, wacist"</i>?<br /><br /><br />blimey, when will the royal family learn to put its hand in its pocket for once - instead of just in ours?<br /><br />previously, the windfalls failed to look after the divorced fergie - who, by getting in hock to epstein, consequently placed prinz handew in an even more compromising position than the one in which he had already found himself.<br /><br />now, not only are the windfalls failing to assist megreign's father - the put-upon pensioner thomas marvel - but, with the full personal endorsement of his self-obsessed duchess-daughter, are also priggishly disowning this down-trodden guy - no wonder therefore that, feeling hard-done-by and persistently pressurized by journalists, this inconsiderately discarded parent is, in despair, turning to the media for a sympathetic ear and a few readies.<br /><br />it has ultimately come to pass that minor members of british media-royalty are being criticized for questioning the veracity of megamoan's statements - yet why-on-earth would anyone trust the word of such a self-evidently selfish woman whose treatment of her poor old dad has proved so utterly heartless?<br /><br />frankly, harry would be well-advized to build himself a shed at the bottom of the garden.ultrapoxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-44327592093919220972021-03-11T09:40:55.646+00:002021-03-11T09:40:55.646+00:00(continued from part one above)
now, without wish...<i>(continued from part one above)</i><br /><br />now, without wishing this comment in any inadvertent way to sexually objectify the progressive protagonist at the current nappy-centre of media-attraction, i consider my investigation of the <i>hipdress</i>-file should be informed by the following two questions: <i>"cui bono?"</i> and <i>"who gives a flying <i>fleur-de-lis</i>?"</i>...<br /><br />nevertheless, in order to understand this bonkers <i>blm</i>-protest-in-paradise from the english queen's point-of-view, we must first recognize that she is none-too-happy about her family's treatment at the black hands of the anglo-american intelligence-services.<br /><br />indeed, old queen lizardbreath must be absolutely fuming that, in a blatant conspiracy to blackmail him, her son with special needs, prinz handew, was set up by president clinton's paedo-buddy - and notorious deep-state-<i>cia</i>-fixer - jeffrey epstein, yet neither the <i>cia</i> nor <i>mi6</i> ever attempted to warn her royal highness of this dark plot.<br /><br />moreover, the queen of corgis must be equally pissed that wannabe-<i>cia</i>-operative marple, a friend of mrs clinton and the obamas - and thus a guaranteed <i>cia</i>-asset - is presently attempting to effect a controlled diversity-demolition of the british monarchy...<br /><br />and therefore, if i were <i>"artillery"</i> hillary or <i>"cheap-thrill"</i> bill, i'd be regularly checking under the <i>suv</i> for an improvized explosive device planted by appointment to her majesty.<br /><br />of course, the million-dollar-question remains unanswered:<br /><br />if <i>black lives matter</i> so much to the nutmeg, then why did she not let rip about about the biden-family's blood-mineral-deals in congo, or about the commercially viable congo-genocide precipitated by president <i>"cannibill"</i> clinton's during the 1990s, or about the $100 million which was donated to the clinton-foundation by the necrotizing neo-imperialist lundin group - whose humanity-exploiting executives clinton's <i>coup</i> against mobutu helped make into blood-mineral-billionaires?<br /><br />why not...?<br /><br />because to expose such neo-imperialist oppression of africans would be far more than little ms marple's establishment-arselicking career is worth...<br /><br />after all, by becoming an agitating afro-centric anti-war activist, an unremarkable establishment-celebrity, like marble, would never exactly have climbed high enough to be introduced to a dashing - and sometimes streaking - british prince, now would she?<br /><br />anyhow, as far as record-media-ratings are concerned, where in hell's name is jeremy <i>"no-holds-barred"</i> kyle, just when you need him to incite dear ol' daddy marvel to bend his little princess across his knee and administer her the globally televized spanking which she so richly deserves - yet which would inevitably provoke those progressively embittered scweams of <i>"wacist, wacist, wacist"</i>?<br /><br />no, it's really not news that the royal house of windsor is a bunch of racist wankers, however from the washington-centric standpoint of the joke and dutchess of netflix - who have not even bothered to properly illuminate their allegations of british royal racist wankerism - it does rather seem that british neo-imperialist racism is regarded as <i>bad</i>, whilst american neo-imperialist genocide is somehow reckoned a force for <i>good</i>...<br /><br />but hey, let's not worry about the wild party of democratic genocide which clinton biden obama & <i>co</i> have been throwing in africa, or about the demonic deep-state dictatorship which has now illegitimately seized power in america...<br /><br />because apparently - in contrast to the biden-family-snappers - <i>"the dogs are really happy"</i>.<br /><br />my god, what a pair of poncey neo-liberal establishment-trollopsultrapox - part twonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-34667865340156209912021-03-11T09:38:38.604+00:002021-03-11T09:38:38.604+00:00@ultrapox - 8 march 2021 at 07:39
may i make my p...@ultrapox - 8 march 2021 at 07:39<br /><br />may i make my profound apologies for any offence caused by indelicate expression employed during the construction of my previous comment- which would be more appropriately rephrased thus:<br /><br /><br />"possessing considerably inferior talents, the prinz of fails, camkilla, and mr phoney stare are only of course capable of portraying themselves.<br /><br />oh dear, find that casting in awfully bad taste...?<br /><br /><i>offensive</i> even...?<br /><br />well maybe so...<br /><br />yet nowhere near so <i>offensive</i>, i trust, as the obscene war-crimes committed by hairy and megamoan's neo-imperialist mentors the clintons, the bidens, the obamas, the bushes, and the blairs, those crafty progressive crooks who - precisely in order to continue enslaving the mother-continent and exploiting its human and mineral resources - have shamelessly rebranded the <i>royal african company</i> as the <i>european union</i>...<br /><br /><i>genocide</i> as <i>justice</i>...<br /><br />and <i>oppression</i> as <i>democracy</i>.<br /><br />now that's what i call <i>tasteless</i>."<br /><br /><br />oh dear, he is awful, that mr mike...<br /><br />but let's be honest, were he rash enough, in monotonous liberal company, to utter that unspeakable-of-unspeakables <i>"coloured"</i>, then our down-under-ishmaelite would, in no uncertain terms, be hung-out-to-dry upon sidney harbour bridge...<br /><br />whereas quite frankly, it's my long-suffering lexical experience that, ejaculated into the more down-to-earth discourse of the wider-horizoned aussie-<i>diaspora</i>, the word <i>mulatto</i> might still possibly be deemed rather <i>polite</i>, <i>posh</i>, or even, dare-i say, somewhat <i>sophisticated</i>.<br /><br />indeed, it's also my experience that - aside from showing sensible solidarity against endemic, institutional, and ideological racism - the so-called mixed-race individual does not in general make a big issue of his or her <i>"blackness"</i> - due to the overwhelming anthropological absurdity of such a socially constructed concept.<br /><br />no, mrs ishmael, i would definitely prefer to leave the risk of producing and directing the "<i>death of di"</i> to tarantino bold-bollox.<br /><br />jesus christ, honeymoon in auschwitz...?<br /><br />well, in that case, harry should consider himself fucking lucky he didn't get to honeymoon in elmina castle.<br /><br /><i>(continued in part two below)</i>ultrapox - part onenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-63845500634922389872021-03-10T13:53:24.064+00:002021-03-10T13:53:24.064+00:00Fucking brilliant.......just fucking brilliant.Fucking brilliant.......just fucking brilliant.inmatenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-48525735939100894432021-03-08T11:11:51.893+00:002021-03-08T11:11:51.893+00:00The reason why there has not been a Di film is bec...The reason why there has not been a Di film is because it is not interesting. What is the plot? Rich man sources pretty young thing; heartless objective: heir and spare; tricksy "whatever love is" revelatory moment; does "duty"; carries on as before; wife bemoans absence of Mills & Boon eternity - despite evidence previously in plain sight; exotic, soft focus high jinks with unsuitable 3rd part to pad out second 45 mins; crash bang wallop. It's been done a thousand times. Knightley in "Duchess", Christie in "Darling"... <br /><br />Shan't, mrs i, shan't. I haven't got even ten minutes to waste watching that drivel. Even the language - it's all about branding and monetising notoriety - is just sickeningly tawdry. Love Island wrapped in TOWIE for tornado-bait trailer park white trash.<br /><br />Also the poor woman has nasty twiglet calves. Is she carried from room to room by white-gloved retainers, do you think? Perhaps she found all that stalking the moors with grannie too much like exercise.mongoosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-20528756370136042722021-03-08T10:40:41.979+00:002021-03-08T10:40:41.979+00:00Biggest revelation from Oprahfest may be the Haz-P...Biggest revelation from Oprahfest may be the Haz-Prince's 10th-dan mastery of weaponised rhetoric : "That conversation, I am never going to share." Paralipsis, innit.<br /><br />v./Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-40919120185011023622021-03-08T10:24:05.803+00:002021-03-08T10:24:05.803+00:00Do you think you might be invited back now, mr mik...Do you think you might be invited back now, mr mike, as you have been proved resoundingly accurate in your prediction? <br />Such has been the Royal Family's amazing PR that the majority of the English-speaking population believes the Royal Family to be intelligent, liberal, hard working, self-sacrificing and with middle-class values and ethics. Despite all evidence to the contrary. <br />Go on, invite your Sidney dinner party hosts back to yours for some chilli prawns and a large helping of humble pie.<br />For those who have not remembered my lecture-ette some months ago on those useful nineteenth century terms of racial classification:<br />Mulatto = a person of mixed white and black ancestry, especially a person with one white and one black parent.<br />Quadroon = young Archie and Unborn Baby Sussex<br />Total Absolute Bastards, Bullies, Layabouts and Parasites = the Royal Family.mrs ishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-48400884962203769152021-03-08T10:13:57.888+00:002021-03-08T10:13:57.888+00:00Sounds like you may have a rival for the title, th...Sounds like you may have a rival for the title, though, mr verge, in mr ultrapox' inspired surmise concerning the Heir to the Throne and our future Regent's auditory equipment.<br />And, mr ultrapox, you can be the Director, Scriptwriter and Casting Director for the forthcoming blockbuster, Death of Diana. Unless Quentin Tarantino beats you to it.mrs ishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-4462525691359178292021-03-08T10:03:50.840+00:002021-03-08T10:03:50.840+00:00Well, really, mr verge! Being a delicately-nurture...Well, really, mr verge! Being a delicately-nurtured female, with no acquaintance with rough boys, I hadn't previously been exposed to the phrase, but I can hazard a guess at your meaning. Good to have the House Filthster still taking an interest.mrs ishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-23235502367113365662021-03-08T10:00:36.252+00:002021-03-08T10:00:36.252+00:00No, mr mongoose, you may not be excused. Sit down....No, mr mongoose, you may not be excused. Sit down. If I can watch 8 hours of Nicola Sturgeon giving evidence, in order to bear witness to the defeat of the Scottish National Party and the preservation of the United Kingdom, then you can watch Meghan's attempt to bring to an end the monarchy.mrs ishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-10937065919164441062021-03-08T07:39:44.055+00:002021-03-08T07:39:44.055+00:00"and isn't this odd, no-one in hollywood ...<i>"and isn't this odd, no-one in hollywood has yet made what would be the blockbuster of all time, the death of diana, starring helen mirren..."</i><br /><br />well dame miramax could certainly carry off the tits, but actually, i've heard that di's namesake, the pissed-up princess of stoke newington, has always rather coveted the lead <i>rôle</i> in this right royal tragedy...<br /><br />yes, in addition to being totally immersed in whacky neo-liberal conspiracy-theories - such as those which groundlessly propose the existence of a man-made <i>climate-emergency</i> and a <i>deadly coronavirus-pandemic</i> - i believe that lady laardidah of lordship road - the hopeless establishment-kidnap-job alternatively known as dame diana dubble-dollup - still has her heart secretly set on playing her king's road heroine, the former wife of brian.<br /><br /><i>"ya, it shoulda been <i>moi</i>"</i> the wannabe windsor-willy-servicer is alleged to have cried when she originally heard that she was to be relegated to acting the part of cowzilla's arse...<br /><br />and indeed, what a socially-climbing shame this racially discriminative rejection constituted, when, in methodical preparation for her performance, the dizzy dalston dame had so obsequiously omitted to mention to her constituents that she was, in fact, ideologically opposed to the euro-centric brussels-empire of white oppression - and had even dutifully bought into the seriously nutty neo-liberal notion that saint artillery would have been a far less dangerous threat to mankind than the dodgy don...<br /><br />nevertheless, as mr ishmael correctly states, the klepto-aristocracy tends to 'keep it in the family', and thus desperately sinking to scoop the lowest dollar - and with the politically cosmetic assistance of a tin of <i>kiwi</i>, some multi-purpose <i>polyfilla</i>, and a silver tina turner wig - fate has cruelly ordained that prinz hairy and megreign must play the ill-fated lovers, whilst prinz fillyspit will be type-cast as the drunken stand-in-driver, her majesty the throne-cleaner will fill the <i>rôle</i> of the inconsolable mr all-fired, and prinz willy-copter, hate middle-finger, prinz handew, and the rest of the mob will all take frenzied pursuit on mopeds as the snapping <i>paparazzi</i>-piranhas.<br /><br />possessing much more inferior talents, the prinz of fails, camkilla, and mr phoney stare are only of course capable of portraying themselves.<br /><br />oh dear, think that casting in rather bad taste...?<br /><br />well maybe so...<br /><br />but not half as obscene as the war-crimes committed by hairy and megamoan's neo-imperialist mentors the clintons, the bidens, the obamas, the bushes, and the blairs, those crafty progressive crooks who - precisely in order to continue enslaving the mother-continent and exploiting its human and mineral resources - have shamelessly rebranded the <i>royal african company</i> as the <i>european union</i>.<br /><br />now that's what i call genocideultrapoxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-72655680859421422512021-03-08T04:47:28.034+00:002021-03-08T04:47:28.034+00:00Mr mongoose, truly a tour de force. I had to have ...Mr mongoose, truly a tour de force. I had to have a glass of red and a lie down after reading that.<br /><br />The ginger one might as well self-immolate (like those Vietnamese monks, except theirs was a worthy cause). I suspect poor 'arry only wanted a mother, a tit to suck upon. And Megs now fulfills that role. I was at a dinner party here in Sydney a year or so ago, with what passes for hoi polloi down here. I ventured the opinion that Megs would never be accepted on account of her being a mulatto. It silenced the room. I have not been invited back.Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-23481959484414067302021-03-08T02:29:20.026+00:002021-03-08T02:29:20.026+00:00dear mr verge,
is it in fact true that charles &q...dear mr verge,<br /><br />is it in fact true that charles <i>"elephant ears"</i> got his nose from a close encounter with <i>"the croc"</i>?ultrapoxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-19468141321810146952021-03-07T23:20:05.499+00:002021-03-07T23:20:05.499+00:00Had to do a double-take at the beginning, there - ...Had to do a double-take at the beginning, there - thought you'd written "gardening and fudge-packing". As though Brian and his Croc would know the first thing about that, hem hem.<br /><br />v./<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-11781356673487597242021-03-07T21:01:41.675+00:002021-03-07T21:01:41.675+00:00A tour de force there, mrs i, if I may say.
But c...A tour de force there, mrs i, if I may say.<br /><br />But can I be spared tomorrow? I don't think that I am strong enough. "And will the ginger bastard be forgiven all his idiocy for having the decency to come over and shake his grandad's hand and apologise before the old boy goes to his reward? Tune in tomorrow and find out in the next episode of "Half-wit and Wife". Dear me. I bet Phil wishes he'd popped his clogs a month ago and been spared all this bollocks.mongoosenoreply@blogger.com