tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post3399972782001443876..comments2024-03-29T05:24:12.453+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: HONOURS AMONGST THIEVES,call me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-46615915738496291732016-08-09T14:44:46.805+01:002016-08-09T14:44:46.805+01:00Probably cost as much, mr mongoose, as the Stinky ...Probably cost as much, mr mongoose, as the Stinky Point Nuclear BolierRoom, and probably be as much use, the HS2. I should think that Mrs Askey wil shelve them both, unless hubby has investments in them.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-47014025974623326512016-08-09T14:43:11.824+01:002016-08-09T14:43:11.824+01:00I saw Coe on some celebrity Champions programme or...I saw Coe on some celebrity Champions programme or something - the Ron Pickering type show. Anywho, his team won and Freddy Flintoff chucked him into the pool at the end and he was fucking livid. Seriously weird like semi-psycho; far too big for his boots.<br /><br />I wonder if we'll get Lords' reformm. Obviously, it's probably not a priority but I wouldn't be surprised if Askee gets furious if they fuck with her agenda. There's projections that after boundary changes that the Tories could box off about a 90 majority and it would genuinely make sense for the Tories to do it then rather than waiting until it becomes a red line in a future co-alition. Hmm...fatty Stratchclyde did a review for Cameron - can't remember reading it but I guess that's been filed in the bin.<br /><br /> Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-49390082290251275892016-08-09T12:08:23.315+01:002016-08-09T12:08:23.315+01:00Aye, Coe, the rotten, thieving fucking hypocrite, ...Aye, Coe, the rotten, thieving fucking hypocrite, mr mike; he was one of Hague's bumchums, wasn't he, helping the then and briefly Tory leader keep his manly, slaphead physique, down the gym, all the better to accompany his stable of pretty boys. Hague's in the Lords, isn't he, no shortage of fellow degenerates there.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-22718344336707990722016-08-09T12:04:29.477+01:002016-08-09T12:04:29.477+01:00Sleep easy, mr sg, there is no guillotine yet in s...Sleep easy, mr sg, there is no guillotine yet in sight.<br /><br />None of the ills you identif can be remedied whilst there remains the idea of a Career, in party pol;itics. Gotta get outside that old Good and the Great envelope. 'swhat we gotta do.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-26527417295828465582016-08-09T12:01:12.111+01:002016-08-09T12:01:12.111+01:00Struggling in the boardroom, eh? Not quite the st...Struggling in the boardroom, eh? Not quite the struggle of ordinary spreading their legs for Brady's cameras. Scum, she is, not worth spitting on, |Lady Bdardy, Dirty Old Lady.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-3142089277501407272016-08-08T21:15:21.828+01:002016-08-08T21:15:21.828+01:00The Augean Stables are indeed a mess Mr Alphons, a...The Augean Stables are indeed a mess Mr Alphons, all clogged up with a variety of foul smelling effluents. On balance, Ms Hopkins' 'final solution' to the problem, whilst offering the advantages of expediency, is probably not the right answer, since killing is seldom a good thing, though I do not exclude the possibility that it may be in some circumstances. It seems to me that the problem lies with the 'separation of powers'. It cannot be right that the 'Executive' can appoint, by powers of patronage, to the Legislature (Mr I's example of Ms Chakrabarti refers - albeit appointed by Her Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition - another part of the 'Executive' rather than the 'Legislature' as one might suppose from superficial analysis). The Americans have the same problem with the President being able to appoint to the Judiciary... Whilst I like the idea of a bi-cameral parliament with a revising upper chamber, the size and composition of the House of Lords worrys me, though not enough to keep me awake at night...SGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-85840284875659904152016-08-08T17:48:16.584+01:002016-08-08T17:48:16.584+01:00Can we not bring back Hercules?
The stables are i...Can we not bring back Hercules?<br />The stables are in a right mess.Alphonsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-39795334724584990732016-08-08T11:23:31.554+01:002016-08-08T11:23:31.554+01:00You’d think the help up from daddy that Brady had ...You’d think the help up from daddy that Brady had she’d have a fucking smile on her face now and then. Another one that had "struggled against prejudice in the boardroom"…yeah like fuck she did.<br /><br />They’re all in a charmed circle of fortunate…right place right time, lucky sperm call it what you want. There's not an ounce of intelligence amongst them. If they have such business acumen where does it come from? Where was it learned? And why do their businesses need public money to survive?<br />Doug Shouldersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-47201804903279513242016-08-08T01:46:49.815+01:002016-08-08T01:46:49.815+01:00Bread and circuses.
it is also quite a few pennie...Bread and circuses.<br /><br />it is also quite a few pennies isn't it, the conversion bill for the stadium. Could this not have been foreseen? I believe that it was and was fudged at the time. It amounted to the addition of a few permanent/lower rows of seats all around to make the space conducive to the TV footie pictures. I am sure that any of us could have done it for a few million. <br /><br />I wonder how much HS2 will really cost when it is all over.mongoosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-46775418209508122102016-08-08T01:07:43.722+01:002016-08-08T01:07:43.722+01:00I hesitate to add further to the saga of the rippe...I hesitate to add further to the saga of the ripped off national stadium, but I think the total cost to the taxpayer is north of a bill - certainly when you add in the associated infrastructure - train stations and surrounding roadworks and the like. After all the bollox from His Noble Lordship Coe in justification for the London bid, I guess its more embarrassing having the stadium lie empty, save for the tumbleweed.<br /><br />We had the same issue here in Sydney after the olympics - and this is a sport mad nation blessed with all-year sport weather. It still looks embarrassingly empty for footie games. The olympic scam is just a bigger global form of Fifa - chance for those in the tent to enrich themselves at the taxpayers expense.<br /><br />Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-57617284653670366412016-08-07T23:55:36.056+01:002016-08-07T23:55:36.056+01:00Both of Mrs Osborne's little boys, king carata...Both of Mrs Osborne's little boys, king caratacus, leave much to be desired, both junky incompetents, both deformed by dishonesty and at least one of them on the Sex Offenders Register. One almost expects to see the brothers Osborne walking about with their faces pixillated, like tarmackers, off Big Fat Gipsy Weddings.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-78476060324995833212016-08-07T23:51:27.395+01:002016-08-07T23:51:27.395+01:00It has, mr yardarm, just become pantomime, the bea...It has, mr yardarm, just become pantomime, the beasting cover-up. If there was an opposition or a free press they would be asking serious questions of the then home secretary responsible for this cynical fuck-up, unfortunately that gibbering and malign incompetent is now the prime minister and attention properly hers is now diverted to the lunatic, Rudd, another gabshite, frothing at the mouth with self importance. Swiftly, it won't end well for all these mad Tory bints.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-58254363019428639752016-08-07T23:46:00.146+01:002016-08-07T23:46:00.146+01:00It is amazing, mr dick, how deeply, how rapidly we...It is amazing, mr dick, how deeply, how rapidly we have sunk into banana republicanism. Mass murderers and torturers in the Ulster assembly, the pissed-up manic depressive pornographer, Campbell, writing the official cassus bellus for the criminbal parliament; a pornographer's moll rifling the national cash register from the house of Lords and money being borowed into existenc that it might pay bankers bonuses which they do not deserve, the national broadcaster unashamedly the spiritual home both of child molestation and murder and larcenious back-scratching.<br /><br />He's good with those dismaying images of spent cannon fodder, Cornwell.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-24588832417676661092016-08-07T23:36:39.891+01:002016-08-07T23:36:39.891+01:00Not so much a diatribe, mr sg, more a Lamentation ...Not so much a diatribe, mr sg, more a Lamentation of Record, The Finance Minister of the Kingdom declares war on the victims of financial crime, rewards the criminals, sells the nation's assets to Oriental fuckpig barbarians, regularly turns up for work off his head on drugs, doubles or triples the national debt and is rewarded with ennoblement; it is worth noting.<br /><br />My own response to DYKWIA? has always been, No, Don't you, shall I look for your nurse?<br /><br />I hadn't paid much attention to Katie, maybe I shoul.<br /><br />I have been unable to get into blogger from my own ipad3 for many months, now; I hate Apple and everyone who works there, they are the Jesuits of the Information Age.<br /><br />I suppose the only light in the House of Lords tunnel is that more and more people see it for what it is and I guess that maybe tens of millions would turn on the gas.<br /><br />I often have the feeling that ghere are a few thousand people inhabiting MediaMinster, talking to each other, without the slightest clue about how despised they are and that their darkness will not be lightened until some of them are dangling from lamp posts.<br /><br />On the other hand, the recently militarised filth may have been armed as much against the citizenry as against the headchoppers.<br /><br />America must be our litmus test; if the Clintons rig the election against Trump as they rigged it against Sanders there will be civil war, Stateside, and some of those rednecks have all sorts of shit in their barns, maybe even nukes and bug bombs.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-91867612558023583822016-08-07T23:21:44.085+01:002016-08-07T23:21:44.085+01:00One's ghast was well and truly flabbered a yea...One's ghast was well and truly flabbered a year or two back when news was released to a grateful public that the trade in prostitution and illegal drugs was to be included in the nation's GDP total. Mrs. Osborne's little boy must have calculated (on the back of his membership card to Mme. Fifi's Establishment for Discerning Gentlemen) that if his own consumption of Columbian marching powder was anything to go by, GDP figures would enjoy a considerable leap northward ...Caratacushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03676339602955090535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-59808346997796161492016-08-07T22:53:14.022+01:002016-08-07T22:53:14.022+01:00P.S. and apologies, I meant to say 'Ruritanian...P.S. and apologies, I meant to say 'Ruritanian'. The above reached you via a rather circuitous route thanks to some sort of 'upgrade' to the Internet that has occurred over the weekend rendering my second generation I-Pad obsolete (no longer recognises 'reCAPTCHA', You Tube and much else besides). Had to sweep aside the cobwebs, enter the 'study' and fire up the PC (constructed by my son) which seems impervious to all these changes somehow... This shit may account for low levels of feedback until we've all shelled out £350 of quantitatively eased English Pounds for new ones Mr I! There's that thing about 'built in obsolescence' that I seem to recall from somewhere - the cunts!... MR SGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-77223125699607940942016-08-07T21:59:38.013+01:002016-08-07T21:59:38.013+01:00An apposite diatribe Mr I, that I greatly enjoyed....An apposite diatribe Mr I, that I greatly enjoyed. But I am mostly unmoved by this sort of thing. So, CMD handed out a few ice creams at the end of term? These Ruritarian baubles (now made in France I hear...) are for the stupid and / or 'do you know who I am?' set (to which the answer is 'No, Fuck Off'). However, compared with 'our' Tony and Imelda, he's a mere amateur (whenever I catch sight of the Blairs in their younger days, I always think of that Pet Shop Boys song, the one that opens up with "I've got the brains. You’ve got the looks. Let’s make lots of money" Tony, he really has lost his looks, hasn't he? Poor chap... But the money machine carries on, feeding voraciously - a hunger that can never be satisfied...).<br /><br />The ones that bother me, however, are the recipients of the free 1st Class tickets aboard the House of Lords Gravy Train, funded by the likes of you and I,Mr I. It is now far worse than it was when its composition was decided by the lottery of birth. I've started to warm to that Katie Hopkins, God help me, who upon the elevation of lingerie entrepreneur, Michelle Mone, to the House of Lords, said: "Frankly, I don’t really mind if we seal up the room and gas the lot of them". She's proper radical is Katie...SGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-83619496945418345642016-08-07T16:43:55.843+01:002016-08-07T16:43:55.843+01:00Quite a litany of sleaze, overt corruption and deb...Quite a litany of sleaze, overt corruption and debasement. I hadn't realised the Olympic Stadium was such a blatant fraud. Was reading something in the Guardian today that the Olympic Committee robbed £400 million off the lottery earmarked for community causes which has never / shall never be paid back - curious, seems almost exactly the cost of the stadium. I guess we all knew the lottery was a slush fund but giving it to a pornographer who's fallen behind technology in these 'difficult times' really is just a piss take. <br /><br />As Mr Yardarm states - I think we're up to £425 billion in money printing and I just can't get my head round the figures anymore. It's like standing at the base of a breach in one of Cornwell's novels and just seeing a pyramid of dead bodies wondering how to start clearing up the shit. God, it's all so fucking depressing.Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-73139832348084879292016-08-07T09:56:48.747+01:002016-08-07T09:56:48.747+01:00Apparently this half witted Kiwi ambulance chaser ...Apparently this half witted Kiwi ambulance chaser was overwhelmed by all the paperwork, alleged nonce victims signing on at the rate of 100 a week, the sheer scope of an inquiry going back to the fall of the Roman Empire. If we had an opposition they would ask Mrs Askey 1/ Is there no ambulance chaser in the UK untainted by establishment noncing. 2/ Why is the inquiry not more focused, perhaps on Sir Cyril Buggerman ? A tug on a single thread might unravel the whole tapestry.<br />But, as you say, Operation Our Little Secret is proving brilliant at fulfilling its remit.<br /><br />Top Hat Boy has laughingly nominated a list of human rubbish, tax dodging business arseholes, pay masters in Tory plc; his old Etonian bumchums; useless wankers who helped him fuck up the Remain campaign and some bimbo who was ' stylist ' to his wife: she made sure the dozy horse faced bint put her knickers on the right way round each morning. But it`s impossible to devalue a system which has ' honoured' Saville, Cyril Buggerman, Janner , Brittan, slob Philip Green and Karen Brady.<br /><br />If we had an opposition they might also ask why Goldman Sachs terrorist agent Carney, the Bankster of England was creating another £125 billion Magic Money for the banksters to buy up debt and another £100 billion to go directly to the financial terrorist cells to shield them from the consequences of their own fuckwittery ? The stasis field propping up the global financial shithouse since the Great Tits Up is failing. But Mrs Askey`s cabal of clerks, chair polishers, office noddies, suit wearers, dosh jugglers and keyboard bashers have already headed off the threat to Bankster Land. We`ll just get more food banks.yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.com