tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post2968704422340056632..comments2024-03-29T05:24:12.453+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: CAPTION CONTESTcall me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-81626388204086704602021-12-06T01:48:04.741+00:002021-12-06T01:48:04.741+00:00au contraire, mrs ishmael, when you click to expan...<i>au contraire</i>, mrs ishmael, when you click to expand the linked image, all the <i>g20</i> crowd seem pretty jolly, save for the south-african foreign minister, of course, who looks as if she's either just been outed as a crypto-climate-skeptic, or potentially, just received a pungent pre-phew of biden's international broadcast.ultrapoxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-1507569986380942262021-11-10T23:25:37.993+00:002021-11-10T23:25:37.993+00:00Thanks for the link to the photo, mr ultrapox - th...Thanks for the link to the photo, mr ultrapox - they are all looking pretty grim, apart from our Boris, who, as usual, seems to have strayed into a room full of grown ups, to his great surprise and amusement.mrs ishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-49677377508331643612021-11-10T17:27:51.394+00:002021-11-10T17:27:51.394+00:00consequent to representations made by the obahai r...consequent to representations made by the obahai royal family of ogwashi-ukwu and by the <i>anc</i>, i find myself compelled to issue the following amendment to the <i>g20</i> menu - which i posted above:<br /><br /><br /><i>strict south-african school-mistress</i> is off<br /><br />ngozi okonjo-iweala - pictured - is, it transpires, neither south-african nor a schoolmistress, but in fact a proud ogwashian princess, however, in her official capacity as 7th director-general of the world trade organization, princess ngozi takes an extremely firm approach to messy international figures and has expressed her considered opinion that british prime minister boris jobsclown is <i>"not too old"</i> to put across her knee - for due administration of a traditional form of <i>enuani</i> corporal correction.<br /><br />in contrast, south-african foreign minister naledi pandor - notorious for her strictness as a schoolmistress - has signalled her <a href="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Family_photo_G20_Italy_2021.jpg" rel="nofollow">intense dissatisfaction</a> at having been made to stand in the corner for the <i>g20</i>-class-photo and has also registered her utter distress at having been conflated with a bumptious nigerian aristocrat - mrs pandor has, nevertheless, expressed her profound relief at being located out-of-range of an unpremeditated <i>potus</i> gas-attack, the backdraft from which <i>drc</i> president felix tshisekedi and prime minister boris johnson were, by virtue of their unfortunate proximity to ground-zero, forced to take on the chin.<br /><br />the white house has rigorously refuted any suggestion, by other world leaders, that president bum-bomb was at the seat of the explosion and has poo-pooed further supposition that the alleged anthropogenic emissions might constitute an environmentally unfriendly greenhouse-gas.farte du journoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-31366275610381664482021-11-10T01:36:45.880+00:002021-11-10T01:36:45.880+00:00ah merci, monsieur farte du jour...
well, in that...ah <i>merci</i>, <i>monsieur</i> farte <i>du jour</i>...<br /><br />well, in that case, i'll have to go for the hamburger hunboris jockstrapnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-58964373049795466972021-11-10T01:23:42.806+00:002021-11-10T01:23:42.806+00:00for dessert, mr johnson, you may have:
strict so...for dessert, mr johnson, you may have:<br /><br /><br /><i>strict south-african school-mistress</i><br /><br />or<br /><br /><i>baked alaska - with 2 added brussels</i><br /><br />or<br /><br /><i>french sea-snail - caught in british waters</i><br /><br />or<br /><br /><i>methane melba</i>farte du journoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-83960831975268260582021-11-04T13:38:25.720+00:002021-11-04T13:38:25.720+00:00Madman breaks INTO asylum shock!Madman breaks INTO asylum shock!mongoosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-41089119319067203452021-11-04T07:26:00.882+00:002021-11-04T07:26:00.882+00:00Leave 'im Boris. 'E ain't werf it.Leave 'im Boris. 'E ain't werf it.Doug Shouldersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-31012146184663732662021-11-03T23:30:01.354+00:002021-11-03T23:30:01.354+00:00sorry, that clusterfuck entry was me, forgot to si...sorry, that clusterfuck entry was me, forgot to sign it...<br /><br />v./Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-42350979332356532732021-11-03T23:26:11.552+00:002021-11-03T23:26:11.552+00:00Ursula : "my left is your right"
Boris :...Ursula : "my left is your right"<br />Boris : "unreel randy ovules? phwoar! lemme attem"<br />Microbe : "toujours les anagrammes de merde, mon dieu"<br />OAPOTUS : "I gotta Madame President Jolie-Gilf, too, mine's better, wanna see?"<br />Gnasher (out of shot) : "See me, these rats are all Thatcher's fault, every one."<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-7301530018683088422021-11-03T22:11:47.180+00:002021-11-03T22:11:47.180+00:00Boris: "go on then, twist my arm, I can be a ...Boris: "go on then, twist my arm, I can be a globalist too"Mikenoreply@blogger.com