tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post8746753028792827479..comments2024-03-28T10:14:23.792+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: FIRST THING IS KILL ALL THE LAWYERScall me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-54957954018804942832009-06-01T10:40:34.337+01:002009-06-01T10:40:34.337+01:00Did you hear about the tragic coach crash which ki...Did you hear about the tragic coach crash which killed all 37 lawyers on their way to some truffle-stuffing convention?<br /><br />Why was it a tragedy, I hear you asking?<br /><br />Because there was an empty seat.<br /><br /><A HREF="http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">The Penguin</A>Hacked Offhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08016667577546745576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-70201809271419999052009-05-30T15:34:27.975+01:002009-05-30T15:34:27.975+01:00Hypos, I reckon.Hypos, I reckon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-6152897168498246932009-05-29T22:34:16.746+01:002009-05-29T22:34:16.746+01:00Mr Smith,
Is it possible that you have found the ...Mr Smith,<br /><br />Is it possible that you have found the perfect haiku?<br /><br />"aaa" repeated the requisite number of times with appropriate inflections on each 'a' as one would find in Mandarin.<br /><br />Of course I could be talking complete bollocks.<br /><br />PS Is it working yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-72153636458622730752009-05-29T19:59:16.209+01:002009-05-29T19:59:16.209+01:00Hang 'em, hang 'em high!'Hang 'em, hang 'em high!'east clintwoodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-33831452285710647622009-05-29T19:42:08.173+01:002009-05-29T19:42:08.173+01:00Up against the wall motherfuckers!Up against the wall motherfuckers!hat tip to stanislavnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-4886578626587038362009-05-29T18:43:56.424+01:002009-05-29T18:43:56.424+01:00Elby - you're only jealous you old timer; to b...Elby - you're only jealous you old timer; to be 23 again? I've not heard of Eliza but I kinda like Lily Allen's songs, bubblegum sure, but a bit bitter. <br /><br /> I wish I could take an ignorance pill - maybe I have by default - a grand plan to fill the head with pain, incompetence, degredation, dishonour & laziness which needs shed loads of austerity to fix it thereby rendering the patient in a state of 'ah, fuck itness'.<br /><br /> WOTSONTELLY - why no Springwatch??Dick the Pricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-91993198282121177092009-05-29T17:26:56.621+01:002009-05-29T17:26:56.621+01:00aaaaaacall me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-90320492475536302112009-05-29T15:53:20.469+01:002009-05-29T15:53:20.469+01:00Ah poor little Lily. She's going to vote for Gordo...Ah poor little Lily. She's going to vote for Gordon. I suppose someone has to.<br /><br />Eliza Carthy very funny the other day. She was to play in some ethno-gig for London sponsored by Boris. She did, but said<br /><br />"No-one wants a Tory mayor"<br /><br />Odd. I thought he had been elected by popular vote.Elby the Beserkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15060519682739666145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-79452749173506814042009-05-29T15:47:45.711+01:002009-05-29T15:47:45.711+01:00Anyone remember Operation Countryman by the Met? S...Anyone remember Operation Countryman by the Met? Started to weed out corupt cops had to close it down as there would be no fucker left.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-46316940678923454642009-05-29T14:41:41.308+01:002009-05-29T14:41:41.308+01:00In mitigation, his daughter is vaguely serviceable...In mitigation, his daughter is vaguely serviceable. There is no greater crime than polluting the gene pool with butstillbirths that are like laser to the eyes, and enough of his colleagues are guilty of it.The Dyer's Gardennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-2802913076272139762009-05-29T12:28:48.366+01:002009-05-29T12:28:48.366+01:00Lily Allen's done a song called 'fuck you, fuck yo...Lily Allen's done a song called 'fuck you, fuck you very very much' which seems prescient if nothing else. Let's see how 646 of the motherfuckers get out of this one.<br /><br /> I dare say it'll be closed down sooner rather than later - can't go fucking them all - that's their job donchaknow what what?Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.com