tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post8155708314550145596..comments2024-03-29T05:24:12.453+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: FURTHER ON UP THE ROAD. CRY BABY CRY, MAKE YOUR MOTHER FIST, I MEAN SIGHcall me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-32772793265640844012012-08-30T19:39:46.792+01:002012-08-30T19:39:46.792+01:00I hope the seals are singing to you still, mr ishm...I hope the seals are singing to you still, mr ishmael. mrs narcoleptnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-43219501646878445862012-07-19T18:55:12.664+01:002012-07-19T18:55:12.664+01:00Welcome back, airman.
Welcome back.Welcome back, airman. <br /><br />Welcome back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-37297009043907311212012-07-19T06:36:21.889+01:002012-07-19T06:36:21.889+01:00Can't wait for Mr Ishmael's Olympic report...Can't wait for Mr Ishmael's Olympic reports. Please, please, Mr Ishmael, write something about the build-up and especially the cleaners who have been stuck in close-packed portacabins in a holding camp. <br /><br />What on earth was anyone thinking; the organizers seem to have assumed that labour could be produced six months down the line with no retainer payments, as if it it is a reservoir which paid for its own storage costs. <br /><br />People said they'd do the work but continued to look for jobs in the meantime. If they found permanent work they obviously were not going to scupper that for a short temporary contract. <br /><br />In the meantime, the gang workers who were brought in were told they'd have to pay for accommodation but their wages wouldn't start for a fortnight. That is clearly people-farming rather than employment.Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-85819605801714513042012-07-16T19:33:53.054+01:002012-07-16T19:33:53.054+01:00So glad you're back.So glad you're back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-53469333639774044922012-07-15T02:34:02.355+01:002012-07-15T02:34:02.355+01:00Glad to find you alive and well(?) Mr I.
I find...Glad to find you alive and well(?) Mr I. <br /><br />I find it astonishing that Andy Murray has any fans at all at Wimbledon in deepest Englandshire after his repeated proclamations about how he is not 'British' but Scottish and how he'd like 'anybody but England' to win at Football. Now you can take these quotes as nothing more than a little tease from a Little Scotlander but those of those with the mental scars of spending time in the shithole will tell you that the nasty fuckers aren't joking. All those Shirley Valentines on 'Murray Mound' might harbour some quaint Victorian notion that we are in some way a United Kingdom but Little Scotlanders like Murray, informed as they are by the historical evidence of Mel Gibson's bravura performance in 'Braveheart', are laughing all the way to the bank. <br /><br />If there were a tennis tournament in Fucking Scotland with an English competitor who insisted on being called 'English' instead of 'British' and who volunteered that he didn't give a fuck who won as long as Scotland lost then they'd need an armed escort from the airport and he'd be playing in front of a crowd that would cheer his opponent to the echo.<br /><br />Instead of which I had to listen to the BBC telling me that Andy-Fucking_Murray blubbing after getting his arse handed to him was somehow going to make Murray more popular.<br /><br />He's a very good tennis player and, if he's lucky, he will one day enter a major tournament where Nadal, Federer and Djokovic are all injured and win the fucking thing. But, if we're lucky, he won't and we wont have to look at him and Moira McGlashan's toyboy parading about the place proclaiming that this victory is for Mel Gibson and an independent Fucking Scotland.jgm2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-83012011005008330292012-07-13T21:18:15.895+01:002012-07-13T21:18:15.895+01:00Oooh, don't click on that lad's title thin...Oooh, don't click on that lad's title thing - it foooks yer 'pute!Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-8212726764518971112012-07-13T21:03:22.332+01:002012-07-13T21:03:22.332+01:00Whoo hoo - yer rich! I'll contact the lad just...Whoo hoo - yer rich! I'll contact the lad just for kicks. This 5 a day fruit bollox is just making me spend more on indigestion tablets - it's a con!Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-78718810959013511302012-07-13T15:03:12.847+01:002012-07-13T15:03:12.847+01:00Dear mrishmael blog author,
I work for Bloggingbo...Dear mrishmael blog author,<br /><br />I work for Bloggingbooks (bloggingbooks.net), which is the new publishing brand of SVH publishing house.<br /><br />We are broadening our publishing programme and we have just started in publishing blog posts.<br />In this respect, we are glad to offer you the possibility of publishing your blog posts as a book.<br /><br />Should you have interest in the publication of your posts or should you have any question, I would be pleased to answer your queries by e-mail. <br /><br />You will find more information about our publishing house on our website: bloggingbooks.net<br /><br />Looking forward to hearing from you.<br /><br />contact email: m [dot] gorbulea [at] bloggingbooks [dot] deBloggingbookshttp://bloggingbooks.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-86522684381000763602012-07-13T12:14:03.353+01:002012-07-13T12:14:03.353+01:00I noticed in the newsagent that one of the celeb m...I noticed in the newsagent that one of the celeb magazines (forget which) informs us that Andy says - publicly - he is not ready to marry Kim.<br /><br />I expect his mum won't let him.Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-24244857824950407682012-07-11T22:48:26.099+01:002012-07-11T22:48:26.099+01:00Well, that's all right then. I needed some goo...Well, that's all right then. I needed some good news this month. And now I've had it. The Bard of Ruin is back amongst us. Hosannah!P T Barnumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-31096057380284000662012-07-11T21:55:35.782+01:002012-07-11T21:55:35.782+01:00Having now read your summary of events at Wimbledo...Having now read your summary of events at Wimbledon I am surprised you said nothing regarding the continued submediocrity of the would be first lady of haughty couture, skininess and downright ignorant rudeness. One can only assume that because of the thickness of his epidermis her husband has not yet noticed it.Anonymous Apostrophenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-20473686920276447782012-07-11T21:46:23.288+01:002012-07-11T21:46:23.288+01:00Can I add my own "Welcome back" and sinc...Can I add my own "Welcome back" and sincerely hope you have no future problems, of any kind.Apostrophenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-16168218192800730242012-07-11T19:56:36.080+01:002012-07-11T19:56:36.080+01:00Happy days. Welcome back. Time to put a bit of s...Happy days. Welcome back. Time to put a bit of stick about. <br /><br />You'd think Beckham would give E.T. a bite to eat.<br /><br />Murray blew it with the blubbing. Twat. Bobby Charlton had it right - you can cry when you win a big one, if you want. Otherwise schtumm & dry eyes, if you please. <br /><br />FedEx is some kind of Eurotrash Apotheosis. That gear with his monogram on the lapels makes him look even more like a cruise-liner lounge-lizard gigolo, kit-bag full of medicated butt-plugs and high-end fuck-pills. Twat cubed.Vergehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16651753975933628764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-21153683809340566962012-07-11T13:45:43.456+01:002012-07-11T13:45:43.456+01:00It is a subject curiously avoided by the press, is...It is a subject curiously avoided by the press, isn't it, Mrs Fat Eck; she doesn't campaign with him and only appears when there is no avoiding it, like at Wimbledon. No kiddies either, most remiss for a politician, I mean, they can always buy one, like BananaMan Miliband Maybe it's part of his compact with Rupe - the Sun don't mention Salmond's wee, ancient, pretend wifey and he stays on board with skymadeuonewsandfilth. Is it a marriage of Lavender-Beard-Brownism, or is it worse than that, even, some mad Oedipal shit? Anybody know?<br /><br />I'll talk to you about the nurses by and by, Lord, by and by.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-39942277228615757562012-07-11T02:01:25.097+01:002012-07-11T02:01:25.097+01:00Hope the wounds are healing nicely and the wee qui...Hope the wounds are healing nicely and the wee quinie nurses saw you alright. <br /><br />Murray and Fat Eck, both there with their fucking mums, eh. But only Salmond is shagging his?the noblest prospecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17702374226317759485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-19112042346100502532012-07-10T18:53:25.209+01:002012-07-10T18:53:25.209+01:00He also popped on his jacket with a little Roger F...He also popped on his jacket with a little Roger Federer logo on it courtesy of those nice child employers Nike and a cushtey £40 million in le bank. The money is fucking vulgar for what is, ostensibly, a bit of a shit sport. In golf the cash comes from useless fat bastards who retire and pay £2000 for clubs that they can't use, footy - TeeVee rights, clothing and numbnuts spectators but tennis is really quite cheap except at the proper higher echelons. <br /><br /> Glad you're out of the factory, take it easy dude.Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-34389182718473879502012-07-10T15:14:54.386+01:002012-07-10T15:14:54.386+01:00Mr I: I was getting worried..... (that Murray mig...Mr I: I was getting worried..... (that Murray might win).<br /><br />Hope you are in fine fettle.Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-65383953469488703932012-07-10T14:45:17.743+01:002012-07-10T14:45:17.743+01:00Bienvenido Mr Ishmael, bienvenidoBienvenido Mr Ishmael, bienvenidoragarsenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-6479517651590120502012-07-10T11:31:37.740+01:002012-07-10T11:31:37.740+01:00Glad you`re back, Mr I.Glad you`re back, Mr I.yardarmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-30991422616794906632012-07-10T10:59:06.832+01:002012-07-10T10:59:06.832+01:00So very glad you are here again.So very glad you are here again.mrs narcoleptnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-21060560018621778952012-07-10T10:57:43.226+01:002012-07-10T10:57:43.226+01:00I had forgotten how missed you were!I had forgotten how missed you were!Oldrightiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03192587284458430556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-49338036139253697932012-07-10T09:19:58.687+01:002012-07-10T09:19:58.687+01:00Well done, Scottish health service and Mr Smith! Y...Well done, Scottish health service and Mr Smith! You survived each other! :-)xlilithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05011676751221508167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-27126570931031010352012-07-10T08:20:49.229+01:002012-07-10T08:20:49.229+01:00Never mind about the chap with the string frying p...Never mind about the chap with the string frying pan; the really good news is you are back.<br /><br />Hurrah.Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-37713736208862469592012-07-10T08:05:25.219+01:002012-07-10T08:05:25.219+01:00Dr.Kruschevski, from local NHS outpost: 'We wi...Dr.Kruschevski, from local NHS outpost: 'We will bury you.'<br />Mr.Ish: 'Not so fast my friend...'Dr. Ylleknoreply@blogger.com