tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post7507233439776916324..comments2024-03-29T05:24:12.453+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: NEWS REVIEW. OSCAR NEWS. GOVE INSANE, YOU'LL NEVER SQUAWK ALONE.call me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-34431309133069250362014-04-21T20:53:00.776+01:002014-04-21T20:53:00.776+01:00Which piece would that be, mr anonymous, for the p...Which piece would that be, mr anonymous, for the posts and the comments are in symbiosis? I have never been an engineer but I know that there are some here who have. I used to know a young Polish plumber but I don't think that counts.<br />Thanks, anyway, on behalf of whomever the compliment referenced.<br /><br />When I contrast Mad Max with, say, Neil or Paxman, secure in their slavery, mr yardarm, my heart soars and I don't care if RT leans to Moscow, can't be any worse a shithole than MediaMinster.callmeishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-43357221495845860812014-04-21T20:03:24.168+01:002014-04-21T20:03:24.168+01:00This is a bloody fine piece of writing.
Have you ...This is a bloody fine piece of writing.<br /><br />Have you ever been an engineer?<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-12976648606335074062014-04-20T20:40:56.970+01:002014-04-20T20:40:56.970+01:00Nothing will change, Mr Ishmael, they`ve kept the ...Nothing will change, Mr Ishmael, they`ve kept the cartoon cat of global finance pedalling over the precipice since October `08. They'll create magic money, tell lies, close down some libraries, whatever it takes to maintain their entitlement.<br /><br />Scoundrels like Nelson, Young etc are just filth. Mad Max is fucking brilliant. He talks more sense in 5 minutes than the entire BBC since `08.yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-20307731579420430692014-04-20T20:02:27.517+01:002014-04-20T20:02:27.517+01:00Maybe we are too much dyed in the wool, MSM junkie...Maybe we are too much dyed in the wool, MSM junkies, hating our junk but loving it, too, mr yardarm.<br /><br />i hear, often, that the New People barely engage with it, obtain their information from non-traditional cyberspace-enabled sources, portals less varnished. But if that is the case why do the New People all seem to me to be so unpardonably stupid.<br /><br />I saw a cyber-anarchi blogger a coupla weeks back, Cory something, he was one of the New People and seemed very clued up and capable, utterly dismissive, in a most disarming way, of Power and Ruin, describing Obama as a clerk, minding the store for his employers, lowly paid and irrelevant, the real powerplay was between fiat currency holders and Bitcoin and its cyberassociates, Mad Max Keiser does a similar, Beyond Money schtick to the one I used to joust over with mr jgm2" of blessed memory. Maybe, I thought, just maybe.<br /><br />But then I read of the impertinence of people like Miliband, like Toby Young and like Fraser Nelson and realise that nothing is about to change, not without cataclysmic violence.callmeishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-12961371268977278122014-04-20T17:14:41.406+01:002014-04-20T17:14:41.406+01:00Yes, Mr Ishmael, they all knew, and therefore all ...Yes, Mr Ishmael, they all knew, and therefore all implicated, all accomplices by commission or omission.<br /><br />Private Eye first exposed Buggerman (nationally) in `79. He didn`t sue. As with Saville, Dunblane, ad bloody nauseum, none of the MediaMinsters, who bleat post Leveson they are the scourge of corruption and crime, none of them did what they`d have us believe they do and investigated them. <br /><br />How many owners, editors and journalists were alongside coppers and politicians in the nonce nexus ? Even as a mere councillor Cyril Buggerman seemed to be shielded by Satan himself.<br /><br />I wouldn`t be surprised if Steel was the 70`s Liberal twink, passed between Buggerman and Thorpe. And Clegg ? No doubt he didn`t hear anything when he was working for Leon Brittan in Brussels.yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-86546253634699736522014-04-20T12:27:42.982+01:002014-04-20T12:27:42.982+01:00erratum ex machina
This should have read:
Cro...erratum ex machina<br /> <br /> This should have read: <br /><br />Crooked Kirsty on Newsnight, the other night, along with a bunch of media slags and ponces, was wetting her cheesy old arty knickers at this news, it won't effect her and hubby, they've both made millions selling shit programmes to the PBC and our current democratic defecit was just a matter for insider RIBALDRY.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-85201342889104421182014-04-20T12:24:24.855+01:002014-04-20T12:24:24.855+01:00...... A full revelation of the Cyril Buggerman or......... A full revelation of the Cyril Buggerman or Dunblane nonce rings ? Would shake the system far more than the exxies row.......<br /><br /><br />well, it ought to, mr yardarm but would it? I think I covered it previously years ago but most recently in The Scum Also Rises; and if I know about it, me, a nobody, then hundreds of thousands of more influential people know about it, maybe millions, and nothing happens. Boy Dave Steel still ponces about as though he was a minor saint, the cunt.<br /><br />I live, as you knpw, in JoGrimondLand and the local slag is FatBoy Carmichael, Seckatry of State for Scotland, Camerton's arselicker pursuivant; he is permitted to use the local paper as a fortnightly fan letter to himself, I could write to the Orcadian newspaper putting the Cyril Smith case and other issues to Carmichael but my letter would never be published; here, like everywhere, the press are an outcrop of MediaMinster.<br /><br />I don't think there will be a revelations. Nick Robinson won't do it, Adam Lard won't do it, Andrew Neil won't do it, they are all in the thick of it themselves. I used to think that maybe an overwhelming vote for Scottish separation might change things but no longer, more on that further on up the road, Happy Easter.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-54371530112309880002014-04-19T19:34:33.408+01:002014-04-19T19:34:33.408+01:00A GNU is the endgame of the three cheeked arse or ...A GNU is the endgame of the three cheeked arse or the three arseholed arse; as you say they all have far more in common with each other than they do with us. It will be a circling of the wagons of the Filthsters, uniting in common defence.<br /><br />Against what ? Us. Another banking collapse ? LibLabCon are Sinn Fein to the banksters IRA. Bad Vlad ? He`ll checkmate them and they know it. A full revelation of the Cyril Buggerman or Dunblane nonce rings ? Would shake the system far more than the exxies row.<br /><br />yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-54724975474286213222014-04-19T18:52:02.375+01:002014-04-19T18:52:02.375+01:00Both Milliband and Alexander studied, if that'...Both Milliband and Alexander studied, if that's the word, politics in the States, as did Charlie Dipso Kennedy, none of whom have ever done a day's work in their lives and two of whom are proteges of Gordon Snot, himself a Kennedy family cocksucker. Jon Sox, another one, at C4News, face drenched with Uncle Sam sperm, must be wetting himself at the prospect of a transatlantic dimension to MediaMinster, albeit that it won't mean trips for him to Washington. Never mind, we who fund C4 will just have to find other reasons to send him.<br /><br /> Crooked Kirsty on Newsnight, the other night, along with a bunch of media slags and ponces, was wetting her cheesy old arty knickers at this news, it won't effect her and hubby, they've both made millions selling shit programmes to the PBC and our current democratic defecit was just a matter for insider <br /><br />I think this will, rightly, fuck Milliband and what passes for the Labour party, I think that Nige the smokey fascist lover will sufficiently fuck Cameron as to usher in a new dark age of coalition, a govament of national unity, they'll call it; as you say, mr dtp, serve us fucking right.<br /><br />I suppose a revolution is out of the question.<br /><br />callmeishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-49837306302979241432014-04-19T12:22:48.504+01:002014-04-19T12:22:48.504+01:00I think it's an age thing - somewhere along th...I think it's an age thing - somewhere along the line a focus group convened and determined that youth equates to vigour and so all the 3 main parties held ugly baby contests and out popped 3 identikit dummies with n'er but a principle between 'em. So intent on image over message they've each in turn heralded to their respective parties that everything before them was total shite and on their watch things will be oh, so very new, so very different. Totally forgeting that those stupid dupes, the punters, quite liked the old parties - Tories for cash, Labour for unions and Liberals for rent boys but now, in totally modern Millies world - no one can tell the fucking difference anymore thus, one assumes, chucking turnout and membership down to levels of total fucking irrelevance.<br /><br /> It would be nice to think fuck 'em but, with tax funding of parties becoming almost inevitable it's soon to be another case of fuck us - and rightly so - fuck us for being so very British, so very polite.Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-31633011821142781882014-04-19T11:24:10.168+01:002014-04-19T11:24:10.168+01:00It`ll take more than some Yank spinner to get Mili...It`ll take more than some Yank spinner to get Miliband out of the shit. Yet another of those layabouts who`ve never done anything but politics and is utterly useless at it. Not a thought in his head and couldn`t articulate it even if there was. Can hardly speak never mind debate, everything about the prick screams loser. Not that there`s a scintilla of difference between him and the Junta anyway.yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-74084435105017936212014-04-19T00:00:52.857+01:002014-04-19T00:00:52.857+01:00It's a family favourite, mr yardarm, Grey'...It's a family favourite, mr yardarm, Grey's Elegy, the short and simple annals of the poor.<br /><br />It is a nest of vipers, hissing at itself, the cabinet and, yes, there could be those even more maladroit than Hague but I don't think there's anyone in the house of commons as patently absurd, ridiculous and contemptible as he.<br />And when you thought things couldn't possibly become more crass, stupid, offensive and venal, the speech impaired entitlementista, Edward Shitterhands, hires an American psephological gunslinger, Axelrod, in an attempt to dazzle us, throw Obamashit in our eyes. Hanging really is to good for them. And I think that this appointment might push the McLuskey-Labour equilibrium over the edge, not before time. Do hope so.callmeishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-46953221252453305832014-04-18T20:11:12.349+01:002014-04-18T20:11:12.349+01:00Most of us are content to keep our heads down and ...Most of us are content to keep our heads down and carry on with life but some; the Youngs, the Morgans, Finkelsteins are convinced the world can`t survive without their opinions, their input, their entitlement to be administering, interpreting. I doubt if it is reversible but as long as enough of us enduring, what you called many threads ago " the short and simple annals of the poor " carry on drawing the water and hewing the wood then we, and these parasites, will go on in some kind of equilibrium.<br /><br />Hague, the hopeless berk, even in the event of a Wisteria victory will probably fuck off to pimp himself out a la Jug Ears and plunder some tight buttocks too. Empty suit Hammond might replace him and for the more likely heir to Spam Face, Theresa May. In the highly unlikely event of a Miliband victory...hark at my nonsense; I`m talking as though it matters.yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-2286644141233070472014-04-18T13:27:34.831+01:002014-04-18T13:27:34.831+01:00We can bet that deals are being set up along thos...We can bet that deals are being set up along those lines, as we speak, mr vincent. OJ, however, was mauled in the civil courts, maybe the Steamkettles can do the same. I cannot, incidentally, believe that Mother SK's face has been soured like that solely by Reeva's murder. I guess he does need some minders but this phalanx of hard-looking men don't do anything for his image. Maybe he thinks that some nutter'll confuse him with an intruder and fire four rounds into his dumb ass.<br /><br />I don't think that even you, mr yardarm, could conjure up a more nightmarish caricature of a foreign seckatry than he who currently holds the post; surely this muscle-bound fairy, squeezed into his suits, head polished, teeth filed, bleating about his beardwife's uterus, all in his ghastly, pretentious, over articulated gibberish is as bad as it can get?<br /><br />These people, though, Young and Finkelstein, Morgan and McKenzie and the followers whom they attract........what's that all about, and whatever it is, call it the Peaches Geldof Phenomenon, whereby vacuity, worthlessness. and name recognition shoulder-out merit; is it reversible? Or should we just all accept that shit sandwiches are the national diet?callmeishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-64392987297213785822014-04-18T12:53:33.001+01:002014-04-18T12:53:33.001+01:00Gove and Young could benefit from having a magazin...Gove and Young could benefit from having a magazine full of dum dum rounds fired through the bog door at them. Both are grasping sweaty buttocked social climbers oozing oily creepishness.<br /><br />Young has hitched himself to Gove who has aligned himself with Gideon Pansy Face for the Battle of the Entitled Effete Layabouts with Boris Cock when Wisteria fucks off. Gove no doubt hoping to be Foreign Secretary, wagging his neo con fingers at Bad Vlad. They`ll be laughing their bollocks off in the Kremlin if they haven`t already done so with the mincing fart Hague.<br /><br />Then Young will be crawling for a peerage and a ministerial post. Piers Morgan too is another sweaty social grubber and the prospect of him being sent down is highly enjoyable. He`ll probably blub more than Pissorious.yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-17410653046470811122014-04-18T12:37:31.791+01:002014-04-18T12:37:31.791+01:00What's the betting that if Steroid Pistorious ...What's the betting that if Steroid Pistorious does an OJ and gets away with murder, he makes a startling physocological recovery and begins 'competing' again?<br /><br />He could even write another 'inspirational memoir'.<br /><br /><br />Vincent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-86374617633122208002014-04-17T18:12:56.750+01:002014-04-17T18:12:56.750+01:00A thoughtful and - as we have come to expect - bri...A thoughtful and - as we have come to expect - brilliant synopsis of events in Sith Ifrica.<br /><br />It is a little early in the day for an evening sharpener, and I regret to have to report that the better part of the second sip sprayed over the keyboard when I got to the picture in the library ...<br /><br />Don't know if anyone remembers Cheech + Chong from the old days; their recording of Sleeping Beauty is on YouTube and if you skip forward to around 6:21 you will hear the Gestapo of the kingdom interrogating an old man as to the whereabouts of his 'spinning veel'. When I hear Oscar P giving his 'evidence', I think of this recording ...<br /><br />Caratacushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03676339602955090535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-18872295805007646702014-04-17T13:57:48.744+01:002014-04-17T13:57:48.744+01:00You've nutshelled that one, mr dtp, and here w...You've nutshelled that one, mr dtp, and here was me thinking you was onea them Tory gits. I can't add to that, except, maybe, to muse that universal access to education may soon resemble the three centuries' worth of coal under our feet - concreted over, whilst China and the rest burn gazillions of tonnes every day.<br /><br />Me, too, mrs n, however difficult it was I would keep them at home, teach them myself..<br /><br />As for your kind suggestion, I never have and still don't consider myself a writer, such is for the likes of Toby Young. These commentaries ae just me busking, on the cyberstreet corner, street entertainment, it's for myself and my friends these stories are sung. Besides, I wouldn't know where to start.<br /><br />Obviously, mr alphons, i think you are right - that does cover the situation, it's all truer than true.callmeishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-70501199986153782892014-04-17T11:40:07.192+01:002014-04-17T11:40:07.192+01:00I couldn't feel sorry for that woman even when...I couldn't feel sorry for that woman even when she was dropped on her face from shoulder height by her ice-dancing partner. <br /><br />That Pustorius prosecutor is fierce. Perhaps the Sarth Efrican system differs from ours, but the CPS could do with him on their team. <br /><br />If we were having to educate the young narcolepts now I honestly think we would teach them to read and write and let them get on with it in their own way rather than send them to the local factory farms. <br /><br />Just a thought, mr ishmael: if you published, or whatever the online equivalent is, the collected chronicles of ruin, I wouldn't be the only one who would buy it. <br /><br /> mrs narcoleptnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-24594073734968546932014-04-17T10:57:06.062+01:002014-04-17T10:57:06.062+01:00Even the briefest of encounters with Toby Young of...Even the briefest of encounters with Toby Young offers the complete acknowledgement that his cuntitude shall remain a permanent condition - quite a useful skill, I suppose, if that's what he's aiming for. You'da thought that in their determination to destroy teaching unions and local authority procurement and education departments someone would have piped up by opining that perhaps, just perhaps, some thoroughly disreputable twats may turn schools into madrassas or worse, and that OFSTED may be ill equipped to check out large scale instituionalised peadophilia or indoctrination but I guess that's kinda irrelevant if Tarquin can study classics from year 5 so the parents can avoid bedtime reading to the cunt - all about balance, you see! <br /><br /> Fuck any future problems, it's either 1 term or perpetual coalition so inevitably becomes some other cunt's problem to duck out of, to blame the democratic system and compromise for the sudden increase in noncing jihadists - whoo hoo - everyone's a winner, except the kids ofcourse but fuck them, they don't vote - back of the net!Dick the Prickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02683095612320513712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-24229719172498437582014-04-16T22:35:20.942+01:002014-04-16T22:35:20.942+01:00Well that seems to just about cover the situation ...Well that seems to just about cover the situation admirably as stands as of now....as usual.Alphonsnoreply@blogger.com