tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post7387542256623889276..comments2024-03-28T10:14:23.792+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: GOOD NEWS FROM SCOTLAND, BEST PART OF ENGLAND.call me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-5545908668857588062010-03-04T20:11:12.621+00:002010-03-04T20:11:12.621+00:00What a fucking horrible portrait gallery. I think ...What a fucking horrible portrait gallery. I think I'll stick to the evil bastards in the Tudor Gallery at the National Portrait Gallery.<br /><br />Hung Parliament? No Parliament? As long as Brown emerges at the end of whatever, looking like a dog turd, stinking like one, and reviled by all around him, that will do. I have never conjured up such a visceral dislike of *anyone* in my life before.<br /><br />Except, perhaps, Eric Cantona.Elby the Beserkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15060519682739666145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-27965508533813091322010-03-04T19:11:57.303+00:002010-03-04T19:11:57.303+00:00Salmond is a horrible bastard. I would rather vote...Salmond is a horrible bastard. I would rather vote for a dog turd. What is it about the Jocks - and the Irish, come to think of it - with their Nationalist bollocks? Even the Taffs have some sense of proportion. Give 'em a few leeks to chow on and a few bits of coal to huddle around and they are happy. But not the mad Jocks. "No, no, we are a Great Nation In Our Own Right. And you stole our oil." I think that they are just pissed off because they're not Proper English like wot I am.mongoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14173341928744479143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-17669145231822652762010-03-04T15:55:43.527+00:002010-03-04T15:55:43.527+00:00"...weird form of auto-eroticism"
Funny..."...weird form of auto-eroticism"<br /><br />Funny you should say that, Mr Ish. I had a horrible, hilarious hypnagogic episode last week where a voice down a darkened corridor came into focus as Bruin's, his over-&-over "wasnae me" growing in speed and mucosity until the words were lost in a frenzy of muddy friction that climaxed with the horrible fucking bastard grunting pig-like then simpering "right thing to do, it's the right thing to do." And never a window to jump out of when you need one.Vergehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16651753975933628764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-40936588342029223942010-03-04T12:09:57.221+00:002010-03-04T12:09:57.221+00:00Mr Ishmael, a fantastic post. Sums up Jock 'p...Mr Ishmael, a fantastic post. Sums up Jock 'politics' nicely.RantinRabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10557178651491442917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-64417882514032943702010-03-04T11:58:58.653+00:002010-03-04T11:58:58.653+00:00This fury thing does seem to be a gift that keeps ...This fury thing does seem to be a gift that keeps on giving. About 18 months ago I was almost becoming ill with fury and then blagged this gig with the gabshite Tories. Full of beans, nieve (bloody ignorant) with the thought - anyone's better and government should, you know, just fuck right off.<br /><br /> Later, now, in election city, in run up, home straight, denouement - bollox to them, bollox to them all. I'm with Mrs WoaR - hung parliament, money shots a plenty - do a Belgium - have no government, fuck it. Granted then officers and civil servants then run the show but they can fuck themselves too.Dick the Pricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-88097358412636070892010-03-04T09:53:51.802+00:002010-03-04T09:53:51.802+00:00Salmond could perform one small service, though. I...Salmond could perform one small service, though. I have a dirty dream that Labour cling on to power by their fingertips, effectively emasculated to stop them or anybody else passing more bad legislation, but that in Kirkaldy and Cowdenbeath they boot out Snotty, so that he sees his party marching on without him. <br /><br />That shot of his face at the count, that's the one I'm waiting for. I believe it's known colloquially as the money shot and, seeing as we've paid a billion trillion squillion for it, I reckoned we're entitled. <br /><br />Vote SNP in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirkcaldy_and_Cowdenbeath_%28UK_Parliament_constituency%29" rel="nofollow">Kirkaldy and Cowdenbeath</a>, g'wan, you know you want to. <br /><br />For the conspiracy theorists: Kirkaldy and Cowdenbeath was a new constituency created in 1983 and miraculously fell in to his lap with little effort, hmmm. That's where he gets his sense of being divinely appointed.woman on a raftnoreply@blogger.com