tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post5927280395119454033..comments2024-03-18T21:17:01.996+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: PETITION SHOCK. SIXTY-FIVE MILLION TRAITORS FAIL TO SIGNcall me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-53468425546858107042017-03-02T15:39:40.553+00:002017-03-02T15:39:40.553+00:00
Seconded mate.
Sincerely hope all is well....<br />Seconded mate.<br />Sincerely hope all is well....Garyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10320150196856020667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-50869788656897884282017-02-12T15:44:09.354+00:002017-02-12T15:44:09.354+00:00One hopes that all is well at "chez ish"...One hopes that all is well at "chez ish" !<br />.....and if not best wishes for rapid recuperation.Alphonsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-16441050273936141232017-02-04T21:16:17.871+00:002017-02-04T21:16:17.871+00:00Oh, yes, I remember buying Spycatcher the day it w...Oh, yes, I remember buying Spycatcher the day it was legally released, was that him, then? It was a spectacular victory. No shrinking violet, as you say.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-45945815765769969442017-02-04T05:55:56.135+00:002017-02-04T05:55:56.135+00:00Mr SG: our cultural ambassador on form:
https://...Mr SG: our cultural ambassador on form:<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLK1rt3v5cIMikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-74189072702786336082017-02-04T05:03:32.785+00:002017-02-04T05:03:32.785+00:00The funny thing is, Mr I, they need us more than w...The funny thing is, Mr I, they need us more than we need the septics. <br /><br />We, and the Kiwis, are their eyes and ears on China and SE Asia.<br /><br />The majority of our trade now is with SE Asia, I believe. As I have said before, if it come to a shooting war with China we could easily change sides as quickly as you change your socks.<br /><br />Mr Turnbull, or Trunbull as they refer to him in Washington, is a typical Aussie - remember he represented Peter Wright against HMG, and won. He's not a shrinking violet. 99.9% of Aussies will not have registered this.Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-61831797146154615562017-02-04T04:20:34.568+00:002017-02-04T04:20:34.568+00:00I know, king caratacus, I know; hard to see the l...I know, king caratacus, I know; hard to see the light, sometimes.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-3972469361575993052017-02-04T04:18:51.931+00:002017-02-04T04:18:51.931+00:00Yes, I was going to ask, mr mike and mr sg, how th...Yes, I was going to ask, mr mike and mr sg, how the Cobbers took to being out-brashed by Donny McTrump but lol out loud instead. No doubt Mrs Askey'll be down there, soon enough, offering to trade our missiles and torture equipment for your sheep droppings.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-76651232405884166902017-02-04T03:27:30.737+00:002017-02-04T03:27:30.737+00:00Mr SG: I can't think of a more appropriate pe...Mr SG: I can't think of a more appropriate person than Sir Les. You may think this is a caricature - I assure you its not. That's why Australia is safe - the 'lucky country'.<br /><br />However, I think even Sir Les would be blushing at some of what is being said in Canberra right now. Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-36918599024204192132017-02-03T23:46:57.779+00:002017-02-03T23:46:57.779+00:00Sound observations Mr I - notwithstanding that, ac...Sound observations Mr I - notwithstanding that, according to external media perspectives, we may be incarcerated in a 'fake news echo chamber'. Be that as it may. In the meantime, I see that there have been some local difficulties in the outer Empire, between a certain Mr Trump, self styled President of what is clearly a renegade province, and Councillor Turnbull, leader of the antipodean borough council. Clearly the services of a diplomat of great experience and exceptional skill are required to resolve this tense situation. Perhaps Mr Mike could assist here if the aforementioned attache has not already been recalled to duty?<br /><br />http://www.famemagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/les-patterson.jpg<br />SGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-29327192783578982032017-02-03T19:30:05.675+00:002017-02-03T19:30:05.675+00:00Forgive me my absence these last few posts, Mr. I;...Forgive me my absence these last few posts, Mr. I; I seem to have reached some sort of impasse where the activities of the fuckwits repel me more and more, even to the point where I can't find any humour no matter how hard I look. However, your latest opus seems to have lifted me out of the doldrums. Perhaps it was the inane grin on that vacuous piece of slug-shit, Blair; that collection of misdirected single-celled organisms is certainly long overdue a corrective experience, that's for sure.<br /><br />The Memsahib was startled a week or so ago when I mentioned in passing that people like Blair should fall daily upon their knees in praise of her continued good health. When pressed for further and better particulars I mumbled something about reverting to type and attempting a fleeting balancing of the scales of justice in the absence of any restraining influences. There's no foll like an old fool ...Caratacushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03676339602955090535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-79603701138839489152017-02-03T01:15:39.303+00:002017-02-03T01:15:39.303+00:00"Thousands of homeless, destitute people - pe..."Thousands of homeless, destitute people - people in real need - NOW - have no coloured socks tonight. For just £3 you can supply a needy person with fine, coloured hosiery. Just text SOX to CHANNEL4SOX." It is all part of showbiz that the squillionaire luvvie feels able to lecture me and succeed in the blackmail of frailer souls with a petty fraction of his wealth in their arseless trousers. One of the cunts (mentioned hereabove) is too timid even to face gobby Piers.<br /><br />But that is that. There was a selection of ripe swine on QT tonight - "should parents be fined for taking their kids out of school (to go on holiday)?" Not a one of them piped up with "Cheeky fuckers! Such is a gotesque abuse of power - a usurpation of parenthood and the thin end of an authoritarian wedge that makes me want to vomit over the Clan Dimblebey." No. Apparently we owe by school attendance some debt of comradeship to other kids. As if standing a kid on a hill or by a lake isn't education a thousandfold as valuable as cos-2-fucking-theta-equals. And indeed I used to know what it did equal and so, I guess, it is easy for me to say. What even is gained by fining middle class dad for taking Tarquin to Gstaad? APart from a bit of spite? What we need is the kids of the cleaner out at five cleaning office shitters being got out of its pit and helped and educated to its potential. Fining fucking parents? Do me a favour. The notion is vile and, if that is not enough, so obviously counterproductive.<br /><br />The duties imposed and the expectations of the State have spread too far, mr ishmael. If Johnny Depp can spend a grand every night on vino, why can't we all? (Although I have not - to his credit - yet detected Depp lecturing me about anything. Perhaps he is too pissed.) But there's inequality for you, my loves. Fix that first, eh? I am sure that a grand a day would run a couple of libraries.mongoosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-62243639729460515592017-02-02T19:08:37.103+00:002017-02-02T19:08:37.103+00:00Yes mr yardarm, job done. One would think that a p...Yes mr yardarm, job done. One would think that a party claiming to be business orientated would do these things in a heartbeat. do fucking deals. I don't give a fuck about Dublin, whatever happens to them, in the ;ast century they have been Quislings,. have exported massive terroriam to the UK and have distinguished themselves by being Euro-spongers, doing as they're told, as long as their elites get bunged. Fuck a United Ireland, what they should fight for is an independent workers' republic. It's just been, North or South, one crook after another in Ireland; Mrs Askey should just tell them what's gonna happen.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-19793688400978944562017-02-02T18:52:04.645+00:002017-02-02T18:52:04.645+00:00No argument there, and actually I don't care, ...No argument there, and actually I don't care, mr mongoose, about the face-down child in the tide, well, no more than I care about all the dirty-water children, the starving children, the Shock and Awe children, not to mention the dogs and the donkeys and the cancer patients and the wounded heroic soldiers and the whole fucking grisly tsunami of strife about which, from moment to changing moment, I am exhorted to care, by some worthless cunt like Dan Snow or Ewan fucking McGregor telling me Go on, you know you should. Oxfam has been going all my life, and it seems there are more starving people every year, and more nose-bone wearing savage witch doctor bastards riding around in aid-funded Mercedeses, stashing million in banks owned by rotten, corrupt Swiss cocksuckers. Amnesty has been going for half of my life and ever more are tortured, Barnardos, the churches, these places are the spiritual home of child sexual abuse. Fuck 'em, fuck the do-gooders, they generally do bad.<br /><br />No, fuck all those fit, healthy refugees, let them fight and improve their own countries, rather than demand homes and services which I have paid for all my life and continue to pay for.<br /><br />The unfortunate European truth is that the brutish, ghastly Merkel, happy to impoverish the Greeks and the marching, half-witted anti-Trumpers, if allowed, will destroy such imperfect civilisation as we have forged and do so in the name of civilisation.<br /><br />Borders, that's the thing, good fences make good neighbours and in these times we should export not arms and war and torture but good governance and human rights, even if we do it at gunpoint. We should make a start by confiscation the assets <br />of the House of Saud and establishing safe zones in the Middle East and North Africa<br />and never mind inviting the horrid fuckpigs to Buck House and Ascot.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-23197372940837215752017-02-02T15:06:14.120+00:002017-02-02T15:06:14.120+00:00Looks like the Anyone But Le Pen stitch-up in Fran...Looks like the Anyone But Le Pen stitch-up in France is going haywire too.mongoosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-83009153630942340132017-02-01T21:22:15.092+00:002017-02-01T21:22:15.092+00:00E.U/UK Treaty. We won`t bung tariffs on your goods...E.U/UK Treaty. We won`t bung tariffs on your goods and services if you don`t bung tariffs on ours. Any EU citizen resident/working in the UK on June 23 2016 can stay providing there is reciprocity to British subjects resident/working in the EU June 23 2016. Give Dublin a ring and say open border then mate ? so it is. Job done, down the pub.<br /><br />yardarmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700165830593026578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-75035861729177201062017-02-01T20:39:53.412+00:002017-02-01T20:39:53.412+00:00"Will of the people", mongoose? There i...<br /><br />"Will of the people", mongoose? There is no such thing. It is yet another "political correct" lie designed to placate we plebs.alphonsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-51098565806373429382017-02-01T19:02:22.425+00:002017-02-01T19:02:22.425+00:00The unfortunate truth about European migration is ...The unfortunate truth about European migration is that it is just that. There is fuck all that can be done to quell the flow of migrants around the Mediterranean, and it has pretty much always been so. The open borders thereafter between Greece and Calais mean that control, quotas and all such is just pissing in the wind. I do think though that we need to look the Devil in the face. A face-down five-year-old drowned on a beach is an affront to us all - or should be - but a stubbly chinned six-foot fucker claiming his uncheckable familial human rights at Dover is just bollocks.<br /><br />In passing, I see that Nicola's latest wheeze is the hard and soft rUK-Scotland border. This is even ore daft than her last idea. Trust me, Nicola, there isn't going ever to be a hard border between England and Scotland. The transparency of the wheeze would make even Ken Clarke blush.<br /><br />I do think though that tomorrow could see an almighty chorus of shouting and back-pedalling. The White Paper is the chance to pick some threads from the democratic, Will-of-the-People Brexit cloth. "Ah, but..." The Labour party might die tomorrow.mongoosenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-40907796838777594252017-02-01T18:50:20.007+00:002017-02-01T18:50:20.007+00:00Nothing he ever touched has recovered from Clarke&...Nothing he ever touched has recovered from Clarke's shitbrain I Know Bestism - Health, Home Office, Education and the Exchequer, he fucked everything up, big-time, as well as selling cigarettes to third world children when he was on shore leave. I don't know if it's true but he is said to hold a forest of injunctions in relation to Dolphin Square, mrs woar. It was a maxim of my youth that one should never trust a man in suede shoes, like Kenny. As for great oratory, he always sounds to me like Larry Grayson playing Widow Twanky. I think he's a big unpleasant queen, hiding in plain sight, Jazzman Kenny. I wish someone'd spill the beans.callmeishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-39672513496026083672017-02-01T18:25:30.299+00:002017-02-01T18:25:30.299+00:00Yes, I saw that, mr doug and it's as though th...Yes, I saw that, mr doug and it's as though the Remainers want mass ejections and deportations of EUbods, to shore up their case against the rest of us. Seems blindingly simple to me, either there is reciprocity or there isn't, and if there isn't then Magda Make Better Life and the whining, pisshead pensioners and career criminals on the Costa del Sol will all have to fuck off back home, tough shit.callmeishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-52599659361731924242017-02-01T18:16:03.750+00:002017-02-01T18:16:03.750+00:00Except that it is a novel form of scum which has f...Except that it is a novel form of scum which has floated to the top, Stateside, m alphons, and threatens to spill over in Europe; Consumerism's creatures, the EuroRedneckscallmeishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-18462637060302750502017-02-01T18:07:43.925+00:002017-02-01T18:07:43.925+00:00It is the same across the piece, mr mike, glacial,...It is the same across the piece, mr mike, glacial, all of govament, the courts, the NHS, planning apps, incomprehensible delay attends everything, makework for lazy, greedybastard consultants, lawyers and civil servants. Speakers, serjeants at arms, clerks, black fucking rods; the lords, the fucking bishops, those spiteful, long winded select committees. Night of the Long Knives, that's the thing.callmeishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-40871497965862828122017-02-01T15:25:01.053+00:002017-02-01T15:25:01.053+00:00Lovely piece.
I see that the beautiful, bruised m...Lovely piece.<br /><br />I see that the beautiful, bruised mind of the ex POTUS is being soothed by Sir Dickie Branson, on his island of tranquility and wisdom. Like Arthur on Avalon, or is that stretching it a bit? Possibly.<br /><br />Bungalow Billnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-24352633407390546452017-02-01T14:28:49.437+00:002017-02-01T14:28:49.437+00:00A tonic to read, and much appreciated.
I just h...A tonic to read, and much appreciated. <br /><br />I just heard the BBC playing snips from Ken Clarke's speech. They are raving over it. But if he's such a great fellow, how come the BBC had a massive party the night that He and John Major were booted out of Downing Street? Now it's all how Ken was single handedly responsible for the Maastricht (?) treaty, marvellous statesman, masterclass in speaking (no he is not, I'm not completely deaf).<br /><br /><br />I've just saved a picture of the pickled old bullfrog and filed it next to the one of Bob Geldorf yelling at the fishermen. Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-28540079203057457882017-02-01T13:25:47.185+00:002017-02-01T13:25:47.185+00:00So today in PMQ’s May has to reassure EU nationals...So today in PMQ’s May has to reassure EU nationals? Reassure against what? <br />This is a BBC line that I’m sure is repeated across the medja. Just a line across the bottom of the screen..so what’s the question then?<br />Is an EU national…whatever the fuck that is..near you being threatened?<br />Just once…in my lifetime either Trump or May would just ask the question of their interogators…What’s your fucking whining point, you fucking whining nonce.? scuse the french<br />Doug Shouldersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-90639721857487034112017-02-01T13:09:32.989+00:002017-02-01T13:09:32.989+00:00As usual, a comprehensive resume which proves agai...As usual, a comprehensive resume which proves again that sadly the scum always rises to the top, no matter which continent one looks at.Alphonsnoreply@blogger.com