tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post4829874128102562140..comments2024-03-28T10:14:23.792+00:00Comments on call me ishmael: HIGH WATER RISINGcall me ishmaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-32134072548492262102013-12-07T18:27:06.879+00:002013-12-07T18:27:06.879+00:00oh, righty-ho, i'll take a look.
twin-towers ...oh, righty-ho, i'll take a look.<br /><br />twin-towers of speculation? look, if the average disgruntled school-kid in the <i>usa</i> can off a score or so students for prep, then imagine what happens when the country's two biggest mafia gangs fall-out in the senate? or someone high in the <i>cia</i> gets strategically bullied by his superiors or something? let's hope we don't get such big ideas here in this country - things are bad enough as it is. now, we're going to get an hs2-dyke thingy which will divide the chinese-ruled part of the uk from the usa bit, with london owned by the russians. god help us and all who shit on us.the kingdom of cuntlawnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-23843981869073002332013-12-06T03:38:32.369+00:002013-12-06T03:38:32.369+00:00I've already eulogised the great man, further ...I've already eulogised the great man, further on up the road.<br /><br />As for the tidal barriers, I think that would drpwn too many important people, I think the wogs play the game of not killing the commanders lest they be killed themselves in retaliation. I wonder what really happened in the strange case of Osama bin skyscraper.call me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-77729189119108325552013-12-06T03:22:00.406+00:002013-12-06T03:22:00.406+00:00...and may i say that this dread flood that curren......and may i say that this dread flood that currently assails our small island kingdom is as nought compared to the <i>tsunami</i> of tears that my cabinet and i are spraying-out like desperate political fire-fighters at the thought of voyaging to the heart of darkness to attend the really really black president's funeral in the very very deep south of very very black africa.<br /><br />i just pray i can keep gushing for longer than old obama in the name of political correctness and to save both of my doughy faces - let's hope mr president's pet frog, hoglande, remembers to bring along a sack full of onions...<br /><br />...if he's not too busy sticking his great big french beak into other parts of africa, that is.crocodile dundavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-60671557813620623292013-12-06T02:01:25.275+00:002013-12-06T02:01:25.275+00:00sorry did i say 'bum'? i meant 'arse&...sorry did i say 'bum'? i meant 'arse'.davy dambuggernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-34820934292690301112013-12-06T01:52:31.907+00:002013-12-06T01:52:31.907+00:00here in london at the cobra-coffee-morning, there ...here in london at the cobra-coffee-morning, there are worries that the thames-barrier may not be fit-for-purpose, that someone with less scruples or sense-of-fair-play than the woolich <i>jihadists</i> may have planted a nike (or even a nuke) in the thames estuary funnel in order to give god's tidal-surge a helping hand over our puny silvertown sea-defences, or that a happy-go-lucky hacker may have programmed the barrier-computers to lower the gates at the height of the swell thus releasing a biblical anti-western deluge which would waste central-london and wash the city streets cleaner than any council contractor could ever dream - but fear not, because we have contingency plans in place to wedge boris's bum under tower-bridge as a back-up to bear the brunt of it.davy dambuggernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-45494584135425410342013-12-05T09:39:24.191+00:002013-12-05T09:39:24.191+00:00The weather forecast appeared to say that things s...The weather forecast appeared to say that things should have been alright! I hope so.DtPnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-6616514755656848482013-12-05T06:27:20.906+00:002013-12-05T06:27:20.906+00:00You've been in me thoughts Mr. Ishmael.
When ...You've been in me thoughts Mr. Ishmael.<br /><br />When we lost a few irreplaceable things in a bit of a house fire we had once; when people were saying ..."ah well its only stuff... 'least you're all ok", I thought they were cunts. <br /><br />Find myself thinking the same things here though! What else can be said?<br /><br />Best wishes and take care Mr. Ishmael<br /><br />tezzaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-19956373409832827142013-12-05T00:40:09.476+00:002013-12-05T00:40:09.476+00:00May you all be safe and stay warm.May you all be safe and stay warm.mrs narcoleptnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-61599324594283238292013-12-05T00:23:13.857+00:002013-12-05T00:23:13.857+00:00Best of luck Mr I. The weather. Another reason w...Best of luck Mr I. The weather. Another reason we left Fucking Scotland.jgm2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-68320984578019337232013-12-04T23:03:24.582+00:002013-12-04T23:03:24.582+00:00Good luck with the weather Mr Ishmael.
I have jus...Good luck with the weather Mr Ishmael.<br />I have just lit a few joss sticks for you.Alphonsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-54632168654184297732013-12-04T22:53:02.973+00:002013-12-04T22:53:02.973+00:00Good luck and I hope everything stays put. I supp...Good luck and I hope everything stays put. I suppose that is why they used to build round houses which were at least half-buried in the earth, just a hat sticking up and little runnels between the chambers. Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-1403022956271759382013-12-04T22:05:21.711+00:002013-12-04T22:05:21.711+00:00Good luck with your living wall of fury against wh...Good luck with your living wall of fury against which no man can stand, if it doesn't kill you or wreck the place your readers will rejoice. Chin up lad!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-39911721410621025442013-12-04T21:41:19.709+00:002013-12-04T21:41:19.709+00:00This is the first stop, the first high building, f...This is the first stop, the first high building, for winds arriving from the East so there is nothing for it to scream through, it's as much a weight as a noise, hard toi describe, ms lilith, you gotta be here.<br /><br />Thanks mr mike, should be OKcall me ishmaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14369028864168461729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-81014685692269419632013-12-04T21:30:49.084+00:002013-12-04T21:30:49.084+00:00Bon chance, Mr I.
In the bushfires here, the firs...Bon chance, Mr I.<br /><br />In the bushfires here, the first thing people save is their pets. Good luck Mr Harris.Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6065998731267025499.post-70373455589013236852013-12-04T20:54:06.662+00:002013-12-04T20:54:06.662+00:00Oh Good Lord Mr Smith. Perhaps the prospect of a t...Oh Good Lord Mr Smith. Perhaps the prospect of a tidal surge is why you have a metre thick wall at the bottom of the garden? Someone built it after they lost all their tools? Hang on tight. Fingers crossed. Is the wind screaming yet? Fucking scary when the wind starts screaming.lilithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05011676751221508167noreply@blogger.com